A/N: Sorry for the long wait... I went to Japan a couple weeks ago and took a while for me to get into the fan fiction game!
Also 100 reveiws! Yay! I'm so happy!
Enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 19: No Thanks Nurse Naruto
The men's room of the Thousand Sunny was never the most cleanest room… well in fact it was the worst room… in fact they had a bit of a raccoon problem… how a raccoon got there was something no one knew… although everyone had the hunch that Luffy brought it in there for a pet and never told everyone… Right now it's lack of cleanness has finally hit the men of the ship… all of them was sick with what seemed to be a cold… none of the them felt very well… except for Brook… but well… he was a living skeleton… and lacked everything needed to give him a cold. And it didn't help that their doctor was sick as well and all that was needed was bed rest and medicine.
"Hi everyone!" yelled Naruto entering the room.
Everyone just groaned… expect for Luffy who went into the fetal poison for some reason… it's not that wanted to… it just happened.
"What are you doing here?" asked Zoro more irritable than usual.
"I came to help you guys get better!" yelled Naruto.
"Can you please keep it down?" asked Chopper trying to fall asleep.
"Okay…" said Naruto quieter, "Now let's get started."
This was the sounds the girls and Brook heard from outside.
"Naruto! Stop that!"
"Sorry!"
There was a loud crash.
"Sorry again"
There was a slight silence "I know! Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
There were many more crashes then poufs followed by screaming.
"The raccoon is mauling my face!"
That's when the door busted open with everyone but Luffy (still in fetal position) threw him out, which he landed angst the mast.
"Saw that coming a mile away…" sighed Nami as she read a magazine.
Inside Naruto's mind Minako sighed…
"So… he's just like you when it comes to that." Asked Kyubi with a laugh.
"I know…" sighed Minako, "But I was hopping that this was like the whole thing Naruto's love life… that like me, Naruto would always be cursed to choose duty over love."
"Naruto's just lucky, he got a girl that would wait until the end of time for him to came back from that duty so Naruto is the lucky one." Said Kyubi, "Naruto's also a complete moron so it's no surprise that he inherited that."
Minako sweat dropped and nodded… he had a good point.
Sometime later, the three Senshi that weren't sick with a cold and Taimu and Dr. Tempo were holding a meeting.
"I don't get why Luffy would go fetal at the sight of me." Sighed Naruto, "I mean come on! We're very close."
The tow other able-bodied Senshi Setsuna and Kousagi looked at each other then at Naruto.
"It's nothing. Maybe he was hallucinating." Said Kousagi trying to find an excuse.
"Or maybe…" said Dr. Tempo.
Kousagi shot him a look at said, "Tell him and I don't know what I'm going to with you."
"Never mind." Said Dr. Tempo.
"Okay! I won't I've up helping my friends when their sick!" yelled Naruto, unaware at the very moment, as if they heard this declaration, Ranma, Kiyo and Luffy all went fetal.
"Just one more thing… this meeting is abot5u the shortage of fighters we have." Said Setsuna.
"Oh right." Said Naruto.
"I think we should call Black Weasel… he might want to help us." Said Setsuna.
"I don't know he gives me the creeps." Said Naruto with a shiver.
"Don't worry… I can use my model PO Bio-metal armor if we need help…" said Dr. Tempo.
"What does that do?" asked Naruto.
"Turn me into an literal mirror image of Kakashi… with the Sharingan on my left eye." Said Dr. Tempo.
"Weird…" said Naruto.
"I'm still a little angry with you." Said Kousagi.
Dr. Tempo sighed… why couldn't she just let that one go…
"Because you're a pervert who asked a two year old to do something she wouldn't want to do." Said Taimu.
Dr. Tempo sighed even more.
"Well I'm going to see if they need help at Kiyo's!" said Naruto.
"I was wondering… who have you gone to?" asked Kousagi.
"Just the Straw Hats, Kakashi and Sasuke…" sighed Naruto, "And I wrecked everyone's bedrooms because of that."
Naruto left the room…
"Is Doll okay?" asked Taimu.
"She is… I found out she took a few days off so she could care for Eido." Said Kousagi.
"So does Doll know about… well you know…" asked Taimu.
"About the inability to care for the sick and injured that's written into his very soul… I have no idea." Said Kousagi with a sigh.
Naruto landed with a thud on the door step, he got up hopping someone would answer… and Doll answered the door dressed like a gothic Lolita nurse.
"Oh hey Naruto… I can see Fluffy has giving you immunity for what's been going around lately." Said Doll.
"Yeah." Said Naruto, "So do you need help with anything."
"Hana is busy with what ever she does, Zatch is also sick, I've just been taking care of Eido unless Kiyo, Koko or Zatch also ask for anything." Answered Doll with a sigh.
"So…" said Naruto.
"Fine…" sighed Doll knowing it would be best to get this out of the way, "Just leave Eido to me."
"Okay!" said Naruto.
Up stairs Kiyo suddenly went fetal, it was hard to explain.
"Why do I feel like this?" thought Kiyo.
"Hi!" yelled Naruto as he entered the room.
"Oh great…" thought Kiyo.
Outside the room Doll, Hyde and Hermes had their absent the door that's when they heard crashes commotions and what sounded like an explosion.
"Why couldn't Naruto get sick?" asked Hyde.
"I know… but because of fluffy he can't get sick… and it also written into his soul that when his friends are sick he just has to help… badly…" said Doll, "We might want to back up."
The door flung open and Naruto ran out.
"And stay out!" yelled Kiyo.
""Sorry!" yelled Naruto.
"I'm glad that the living room will be clean." Said Hyde.
"Me too…" sighed Doll.
Meanwhile in the Rainbow Brigade HQ…
"So almost every Senshi has caught this virus." Said Princess Prism.
"Yes, expect for Naruto and the two woman, but that's to be expected, the three of them have very strong immunities." Said Violet.
"So who are we going to attack?" asked Taro.
"I was leaning towards the Leaf Village once Naruto's become depressed from his little project." Said Violet with an evil smirk.
Meanwhile in the world of Chaos Kousagi was awaiting at the door… when the door bell rang. That's when Akane who was the only other person in the house who was well…
"Who is it?" asked Akane.
"It's Naruto… he's trying to help out with everyone else who's sick." Said Kousagi.
"I could use the help." Said Akane as she got the door.
Kousagi blinked, "I'm going to hang out in the living room." Said Kousagi, possibly to silently weep at this turn of events… Naruto was disaster at taking care of people, Akane was a disaster at taking care of people… the best thing to do was to stay away and hide.
Not too long later after cleaning the house (which was in worse shape then ever) Akane had made some porridge.
"Here Naruto. Can you bring this to Ranma?" asked Akane handing him the bowl of sickly green slime.
"Um… sure,…" said Naruto uncertainly.
He got up to the room where Ranma (surprise, surprise) wad in the fetal position.
"Hey Ranma! I got some potage for you!" said Naruto.
"I'm not hungry…" said Ranma knowing it was made by Akane.
"Of come on… even you said Akane's cooking has gotten better, I'll have some myself." Said Naruto.
Naruto took the spoon and put into the "potage" when the put the spoon in he could take it out. That's when the slime "ate" the spoon.
"What the!" yelled Naruto.
Naruto put his ear close to the potage "I hunger…" it gasped.
"Oh no!" yelled Naruto.
Out in the hall way, Akane was cuddling with poor P-Chan, who also had a cold.
"I hope you'll get better soon…" said Akane.
That's when the door to Ranma's room burst open and Naruto covered in green slime ran out.
"I'm sorry but I can't help you any more!" yelled Naruto as he ran out.
Akane peered into the room, and Ranma was twitching violently, "Sorry Akane… but I don't think you did it right this time."
"Darn it! I thought I got it right that time" thought Akane.
That's when Kousagi entered hall way and thought, "So Akane is worse than Naruto when caring for people… that's good for Naruto… I guess…" she thought with a sweat drop.
Naruto managed to find a place to get the slime off him and decided to take of Ash and Gary… in fact everyone but Brock caught a cold. Brock sighed…
"I'll be right back…" said Brock who was going to get water.
That's when Naruto showed up.
"Hey! I know everyone's sick so I decided to help out!" said Naruto.
"Sure okay… watch everyone when I'm gone." Said Brock.
"Right!" said Naruto.
Less than 5 minutes later Brock came back with the buckets of water, Naruto ran past him with Electivire, Ambipom and Buizel chasing him.
"Sorry but I have to go!" yelled Naruto.
Brock saw the clearing they in was partially destroyed.
"What happened?" asked Brock.
"Do you really want to know?" asked Ash twitching slightly.
Brock sweat dropped.
Later Naruto was laying in one of his family's training fields just letting the clouds roll by.
"Man… why did that have to happen." Said Naruto.
Minako sighed in his head.
"What is it Minako?" thought Naruto.
"It's just that, well… I'm… well the thing is… it's written into your very soul that you be a good nurse." Said Minako.
"What? How do you know that!" thought Naruto.
"Well back in the day I treated the others and mentally scared them so much that's the reason why Luffy, Kiyo and Ranma went fetal when they saw you." Said Minako.
Naruto sweat dropped, "So that's why…" he muttered.
"Who are you talking to…" came a voice from behind him.
That's when Naruto jumped up and turned around and saw Violet and Kabuto.
"You!" yelled Naruto.
"That's right… how about a little fight." Said Violet.
That's when Naruto took out his communicator and called Setsuna and Kousagi.
"Hey! I need your help right now!" yelled Naruto into the communicator.
"Please don't yell if it's the three of us." Said Setsuna.
Naruto sweat dropped and sighed, "Okay… meet you there!"
"Okay!" said Kousagi.
He hung up and took out his transformation wand.
"Venus Cosmos Power! Make-up!"
And so he transformed into Sailor Venus… at the same time Sailor Cosmos Moon, Sailor Pluto, Taimu and Dr. Tempo showed up.
"Oh, that's very sad… this is your Calvary Naruto." Said Kabuto.
"why you…" muttered Naruto.
"It's too bad you couldn't b sick because of the others." Said Violet with a smirk.
"You're the ones that made everyone sick!" yelled Sailor Venus.
Everyone else sweat dropped…
You didn't figure it out… did you?" asked Sailor Cosmos Moon.
"No… you figured it out?" asked Sailor Venus with a sweat drop.
"It was the same incident that was embedded to the souls of your friends." Said Kyubi.
"Hey! Don't make fun of me like that!" mentally yelled Sailor Venus, "And Minako was the one that told you that… wasn't she?"
Kyubi sighed… okay…. He did learn that from Minako… but it was true, even he figured out that the sickness was caused by the Rainbow Brigade.
"Ether way! Come my Crystal Bright!" said Violet.
That's when a monster appeared…
"Do it now!" ordered Violet.
That's when the monster shot off a beam of energy at the three Sailor Senshi and the 2 um… allies were hit by it causing them to collapse.
"Sorry but I don't think you'll be able to move after this…" said Violet, "You won't be able to move for quite some time."
That's when the monster was hit by a Kunai causing it to scream in pain.
"Damn it! Who's there…" said Violet.
That's when Black Weasel jumped down from the trees.
"You actually came." Said Sailor Pluto slightly in pain, she was genially surfside he would come.
"As long as I don't draw attention to myself I will be fine." Said Black Weasel.
"They're mine…" growled Sailor Venus getting up.
"Are you sure?" asked Black Weasel who then noticed the red glow forming around Sailor Venus that became fox shaped.
"I'm sure! You stay out of this!" yelled Sailor Venus.
Black Weasel nodded.
"You're going to pay for this!" yelled Sailor Venus as the fox glow gained a second tail.
"What the…" muttered Kabuto.
"That's completely new…" muttered Violet.
"You dare hurt my friends like that! You're going to pay!" yelled Sailor Venus.
Meanwhile at Sasuke's house Sakura (who with her medic ninja skills managed to stay healthy) had fined cleaning up.
"I can't believe Naruto did all that." Said Sasuke who began to cough.
"You know Naruto was in the right place though." Said Sakura laughing a little.
"Yeah… okay… I'll admit that…" said Sasuke.
That's when both of them felt it… the demonic charka.
"Did you feel that?" asked Sakura.
"Damn it…" muttered Sasuke getting up.
"Sasuke…" said Sakura.
"The idiot's in trouble… we have to help them… and bides you know that the cold's just caused by the Rainbow Brigade." Said Sasuke.
"Okay…" sighed Sakura.
Kakashi also sensed the Chakra and got out of bed…
It was the same in the Hokage Tower.
Meanwhile at the Thousand Sunny, Luffy fell out of hammock… bed thing…
"What was that… is Naruto in danger?" he thought.
He had just had a dream of Naruto as a demon fighting a Crystal Bright… he had heard that his past life was a psychic leaving Luffy to wonder when and if they would ever awaken…
"Get back to sleep Luffy…" mumbled Franky.
"I'm going for a walk…" said Luffy.
Before he could leave the guy communicators rang.
"Can you please three please leave so we can get some sleep…" muttered Usopp.
"I guess now would be a good time to tell you that the whole cold thing is probably caused by the rainbow Brigade." Sighed Ace.
"Fine… whatever… just leave…" muttered Fancy.
They left and answered it and found it was Kakashi.
"Right now Naruto is using the nine tailed fox's chakra… and I suspect due to the shortage of well... us… it's because of the Rainbow Brigade… I under stand if none of you want to go…" said Kakashi.
"I'm on it!" came a chorus of voices.
"Oh… I guess… because revenge." Said Kakashi with a sweat drop.
Back on the battlefield Sailor Venus was fighting with the monster… in a very monster like way.
"Dan it he's too much for my Crystal Bright…" muttered Violet, "Just get rid of him!"
That's when the monster used all of it's energy to blast Naruto away… fortunately Black Weasel caught him.
"His Chakra had been depleted." Said Black Weasel.
"My guess it was the first time he reached that state." Said Kabuto with an evil smirk.
"This should be perfect" said Kabuto with a smirk.
"Neo Moon Glow Star!"
That's when the final attack hit the monster.
They turned to see Neo Sailor Moon standing there breathing heavily… before collapsing.
"Didn't get one good hit in." thought the other Senshi who were with her transformed.
"So I'm guessing you knew the whole time." Said Violet.
"Knew what?" asked Sailor Vesta blinking.
"Um… just never mind…." Said Violet, "Fine but I will reverie since your on to us…"
Violet and Kabuto disappeared in a flash of light.
"Naruto!" shouted Sakura who came with them.
She and Arashi who had also come to check on things.
"Here…" said Black Weasel handing the unconscious Sailor Venus to Sakura.
"Thank you." Said Sakura.
Sailor Palls Pallas was about to say something but Black Weasel perform a bow and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Looks like it just Chakra exhaustion… I'm sure he'll be fine." Said Sakura.
A few days later at the hospital…
"It's been a few days and everyone's colds are gone…" said Naruto, "And I'm still stuck in the hospital."
Hinata was there and laughed, "At least everything is back to normal now." Said Hinata.
That's when the door opened and all the Senshi came in.
"So Naruto, how are you feeling?" asked Sasuke.
"Fine… if it weren't for these ropes…" sad Naruto who tied to the bed… which was a normal thing for him while in the hospital.
"You know… we haven't exactly thanks you for taking care of us." Said Gary.
"Don't worry… I don't think you need to thank me." Said Naruto.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Zoro.
That's when Luffy, Ranma, Ryoga, Eido, Setsuna and Kousagi separated from the group. The group then noticed Hinata Byakugan was activated.
"Uh-oh…" was the only thing Ash let along anyone could say before they all pushed out of the room for wanting revenge against Naruto… after all unlike the others Ranma's room was destroyed in a fight with Akane's cooking (which was entirely excusable due to the fact that well… it was trying to eat him), the fact Luffy didn't want revenge and that Naruto didn't take care of Eido or Ryoga.
"Wow… I'm partially surprised that Minako didn't think of anything like this when it was she got sick after that incident." Said Kousagi with a sweat drop, after all when Minako got sick soon after the incident… Usagi took care of her… even worse than before than what Minako did her… much worse!
Next Time: Akane's cooking isn't getting better with Nodoka's help... The time had come to perform the one thing people have talked about for so long but never implemented have Sanji and Brock teach her! Can they get along for just enough time to teach Akane or will the world end with an evil monster made out of food? Find out next time!