NCIS' Got Talent!
Chapter 2- McGee
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Abby's lab, still Monday morning
"Abby?"
No reaction.
"ABBY?!"
The music was turned off. "Stop yelling McGee, I heard you the first time. What've you got?"
Special Agent Timothy McGee placed a plastic bag on the table. "Our dead Marine's laptop... that is, what the fire in his house left of it."
"Okay. See that black box over there, McGee?"
"Yeah, why?"
"It's my cousin's karaoke machine. He said as long as I'm careful, I could try it while he's on Hawaii."
"And why exactly are you keeping it in your lab?"
"One, I spend way more time in here than at my home. Two, I thought I'd have a little fun with it."
Oh-oh... "What kind of fun?"
"Well, I've already recorded myself singing a song." Abby put extra emphasis on the word 'myself' and waited for McGee to realize what it meant. She didn't have to wait for long:
"What... Abby, you want me to sing some stupid karaoke song?"
"Not some stupid song, you can pick a song you like."
"Oh, thanks," McGee grumbled. "Abby, you know this is your lab, right? Your workplace, supervised by video!"
In response, Abby squeezed past him and locked the door. "The hard way. You won't get out of here till you've sung something."
McGee sighed. "Okay. But just 'cause I need to go to the bathroom really bad!"
"Then you better pick a short song," Abby suggested cheerfully as she stood next to the karaoke machine.
"Ha ha, very funny. Okay, I've got a song."
My Bonnie is over the ocean,
my Bonnie is over the sea,
my Bonnie is over the ocean,
oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
Bring back, bring back,
oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me,
bring back, bring back,
oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
Last night as I lay on my pillow,
last night as I lay on my bed,
I stuck my feet out of the window-
in the morning my neighbors were dead.
Bring back, bring back,
oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me,
bring back, bring back,
oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
The winds have blown over the ocean,
the winds have blown over the sea,
the winds have blown over the ocean,
and brought back my Bonnie to me.
"See, it wasn't that bad," Abby remarked when the song was over. She walked to the door to unlock it, but stopped halfway and turned around. "Last time I heard that song, there weren't any dead neighbors in it."
"That's the Boy Scout's version. Now please unlock that door, I need to pee!"
Once the door was open, McGee practically stormed out, leaving a rather happy Abby behind him. Two done, four to go.
A/N: Are you wondering what Abby's going to do with the records of her coworkers singing songs? Don't worry, she'll tell in the end :)