A/N: If you don't know why this called 4, then you need to read the others... and for those that do... this is the first Sanji VS. Brock chapter that has nothing to with Beth! Enjoy!

Chapter 20: Sanji VS. Brock 4: Kitchen Hell

It was a rather strange meeting hidden in the shadows, many people met…

"It appears our attics are failing." Said one person.

"We need to try new tactics." Said another.

"Um… why are we talking in the dark?" asked a third person.

The third person walked over to as light switch and turned it on revealing both the Satome and Tendo Family, minus Akane. It was Kousagi who turned on the light.

"Do you want Akane to find out we're planning to switch cooking teachers on her!" yelled Genma.

"But she's at a Yuka's house…" said Kousagi, "Who promised to keep her there as long as possible."

"That's good… what did you do… use your two year looks on her?" asked Ranma.

"I just told her the truth… apparently a few weeks ago in Home Economics they were making soufflés, not only did Akane's collapse on it's own but it also released a deadly toxic cloud.

"Oh yeah… I remember that." Said Ranma.

"We need a hot shot team to fix my daughter!" said Soun.

"You're making it sound like she's broken." Said Nabiki with a sweat drop.

"Well I do know of course guys who are the best chefs I know." Said Ranma.

"There's a but coming, isn't there?" asked Nabiki.

"They hate each others guts, they fight about everything." Said Ranma.

"Well maybe they can get along to teach her." said Soun.

"Also they flirt with every cute girl they see… although both of them are scared of Akane and refuse to flirt with her." said Ranma.

Kousagi sweat dropped, it was best to not know what was going on in her mind.

Everyone looked at Ranma.

"Fine, I'll go get them." Said Ranma.

Sometime later Ranma sat in front of Sanji and Brock… who were glaring at each other from the corners of their eyes.

"Look, I know you two don't get along." Said Ranma.

There was an awkward silence

"But can't you please get along for an hour or so?" asked Ranma.

"What do you want us to do?" asked Sanji lighting a cigarette.

"Will you tow please teach Akane how to cook?" asked Ranma, "If I need to, I'll beg."

Both of them sighed…

"We decided a long time that we would try to get along with someone asked us to teach Akane how to cook." Explained Brock.

"Oh… wow… I had no idea." Said Ranma with a sweat drop.

That's when Akane entered the house, entered the living room and noticed Ranma talking to Sanji and Brock she blinked and knew what it meant.

"Wait… does that mean?" asked Akane, "You finally asked them to teach me how to cook?"

Akane looked very happy.

"Wait! You wanted that to happen?" asked Ranma with a sweat drop.

"Yes…" said Akane happily, "As long as they can get along… or don't flirt with me."

This made everyone sweat drop.

"Well I guess it's agreed then." Said Brock.

"Thank you so much Ranma!" said Akane.

There was no answer as Ranma had disappeared…

"Does anyone else have the feeling that Ranma doesn't have complete faith in us?" asked Sanji.

Meanwhile at the snack shack… Ranma arrived, to find Luffy and Ash eating snacks there.

"Hey Ranma!" said Amber.

"So… Akane agreed?" asked Ash.

"Yeah… I had to get out of there fast as I don't want to be any where it." Said Ranma.

Everyone sweat dropped…

"So do you think it will succeed?" asked Amber.

Meanwhile in the Tendo's kitchen, the three of them decided that Soul would be one of the best ways.

"Okay first boil the water." Said Sanji.

Akane took a bottle and poured it into the pot… but it wasn't bottled water.

"Um… Akane… that's…" said Brock.

Before he could finish his sentence the pot exploded with fire.

"Oil…" sighed Brock.

Back at the snack shack…

"Not only that, but within the half an hour Brock and Sanji will start fighting…" sighed Ranma.

"It all follows a formula… doesn't it?" asked Aquamarine reading a book.

"Pretty much…" sighed Ranma.

Meanwhile in the World of the Mamodo Battle, outside of Setsuna's apartment, Setsuna was saying goodbye to Dr. Tempo and Taimu.

"Be careful you two." Said Setsuna.

"Yeah, yeah…" said Taimu.

"Are you sure that you want to do this… I mean their some of the Strongest enemies the Senshi have." Said Setsuna.

"Well just Zeno and Orochimaru, the other three… they're not so strong." Said Dr. Tempo.

"We'll info as we get it." Said Taimu.

"Thank you." Said Setsuna.

The two of them disappeared.

Meanwhile in the Rainbow Brigade HQ, Aoi was laughing up a storm… she couldn't help it… why, because she asked Taro what he wanted to his name to be and his answer was "Awesome Taro."

"Stop laughing!" yelled Taro.

"I can't help it! It's just too funny!" laughed Aoi.

"Why you…" said Taro who was about to attack.

"Um… we could try to get Happosai if you want… I'll join you." Said Cerulean somewhat quietly.

"Really?" asked Taro.

Cerulean nodded.

"Okay! Thanks!" said Taro, "all right your more sensible than Aoi! So we will that letch this time."

Back at the Tendo Kitchen, Sanji glared at his opponent… who just gave a blank looked back… but it's trainer was glaring at Sanji.

"Croagunk! Brick Break!" yelled Brock.

Croagunk aimed its attack at Sanji who blocked with his leg.

"Brock… Sanji…" said Akane with her anger latterly flaring around her.

Both of them slowly turned to Akane who began to use pots and pan to knock some sense into them.

"I told you! You two have to get along!" yelled Akane dangerously.

Both of them rubbed their heads, "Yes." they said as if they were children getting disciplined.

"Okay! What's the next thing to do?" asked Akane.

"Now you're supposed to chop the carrots and put them in." explained Sanji.

Akane began to chop… a little to hard… meaning chunks of cutting board got in there.

Elsewhere in town, Happosai was scampering about stealing his little darlings. That's when an ominous shadow hovered above him. He looked up and Taro in his monster form.

"Oh no!" he yelled.

"Come my Crystal Bright!" said Cerulean.

That's when a blue green monster appeared and began to attack Happosai.

"Bring him back alive!" yelled Cerulean.

Happosai began to doge the smother then tossed a "Happo Fire Burst" at the monster.

"I better find the Sailor Senshi." Said Happosai.

Meanwhile at the snack shack, Ryoga arrived… looking disheveled.

"I can't belie I actually found a place I was looking for!" cried Ryoga.

"You sill haven't gotten the hang of the GPS, have you?" asked Ranma.

"No, I haven't." sighed Ryoga.

That's when Happosai entered the restaurant… and turned Ranma into his female form.

"Please Ranma! They're after me again! Pease help me!" cried Happosai.

"Will you get off of me!" yelled Ranma-Chan throwing the old man.

Happosai began to bow… "Please help me!" he said.

"But…" said Ash, "Can't you get them to stop chasing you if you just changed his name?"

Happosai sweat dropped… "But Pantyhose Taro is such a great name! There's no other name that's better!" said Happosai.

"If you change his name he'll go away, it's easy as that." Said Ranma-Chan.

Happosai began to twitch.

"Why you…" said Happosai, "Come on Perv Boy! You have to agree with me."

Happosai looked around and saw that Eido wasn't' there.

"Today's Eido's day off." Said Specs.

"Oh… I didn't know." Said Happosai, "But please someone help me!"

"You can help yourself on this one!" yelled everyone in the restaurant.

That's when the front wall suddenly collapsed. It was the Crystal Bright.

""Oh no! The Store Front!" cried Amber.

"You better fight that monster now!" cried Happosai rubbing up against Ranma-Chan's beasts.

"We will! But not for you!" yelled Ranma-Chan.

"You ready?" asked Ash.

"Right!" answered Ranma-Chan and Luffy.

"Moon Prism Power!"

"Mars Cosmic Power!"

"Jupiter Cosmic Power!"

"Ceres Cosmic Power!"

"Make-up!"

All 4 of them transformed and left the resultant. Neo Sailor Moon took out her communicator.

"Hey, The Rainbow Brigade is attacking the Snack Shack!" said Neo Sailor Moon.

"That's not true! They're after me!" cried Happosai latching onto Neo Sailor Moon.

Neo Sailor Moon grabbed the old pervert and threw him, "They're really after him but they also attacked the Snack Shack! We need some help!"

"Right!" came a chorus over the communicator.

That's when Taro with Cerulean on his back land while the Crystal Bright right in front of them.

"Give us the pervert please!" Cerulean quietly.

"No way! They're on my side!" said Happosai snuggling with Sailor Mars' boobs.

Sailor Mars sweat dropped and then used Gum Gum Pistol on the pervert sending him flying a long ways… then realized something.

"Oops… sorry!" said Sailor Mars laughing a little, "I didn't mean to do that!"

"That's okay, I understand." Said Cerulean.

"But we have to fight back because Nami's going to charge us if we don't." said Sailor Jupiter.

"I understand that as well." Said Cerulean.

That's when Taro grabbed a teakettle out of nowhere and turned back human.

"I guess we have an understanding on my part." Said Taro with a smirk, "you can fight and destroyer the monster, deal cross dresser."

"Fine with me…" said Sailor Jupiter with a shrug, "Oh and I think you should changed back to your monster form… or at least put some clothes on."

"Why?" asked Taro.

All 4 Senshi there pointed to Cerulean who was blushing bright red and fighting a nose bleed.

"Oh… Um… Cerulean! Let's go! You don't have to look at me!" said Taro with a sweat drop.

The two of them disappeared…

"Did he understand we weren't fighting for Happosai?" asked Sailor Mars with a sweat drop.

"Yeah… he did…" said Sailor Jupiter with a sweat drop.

The crystal bright sweat dropped.

"Gum Gum Flaming Gattling!"

"Double Elemental Punch!"

"Flower Chi Roar!"

The monster screamed in pain…

"All right time to finish this!" said Neo Sailor Moon.

"Neo Moon Glowing Star!"

With that the monster was defeated… that's when the other Senshi arrived…

"So… wait… did we miss everything…" asked Sailor Juno.

"Pretty much." Said Sailor Jupiter.

The rest of the Senshi sweat dropped.

Meanwhile at the Rainbow Brigade HQ… it was a meeting between the 7 colors and Princess Prism.

"Great… Cerulean can't looked at two of our 6 allies now…" sighed Princess Prism, "What did Taro do anyways?"

"He was in his birthday suit in front of her." said Rouge.

"Will you get over it?" asked Princess Prism.

Cerulean shrugged…

"Oh great…" sighed Princess Prism.

Meanwhile at the Tendo House… Akane had finished making the soup… and the tow families were there, along with Ash and Luffy.

"Eat up everyone!" said Akane with the happiest look on her face.

Everyone but Luffy looked at Sanji and Brock behind her… they shrugged, they honestly didn't know how the soup went. Akane poured soup for her friends and family who all stared at it… everyone but Luffy gulped as they ate the soup… and those that did gulp… all collapse from the pain.

"Wow Akane! This soup is good!" said Luffy… note: Luffy will eat anything and is immune to all forms of food poisoning.

"My stomach!" whined Ash.

"I can't feel anything!" said Nodoka.

"I think my stomach exploded." Said Nabiki.

"Oh… I don't feel to good." Cried Kousagi.

"I thought I had it this time!" yelled Akane.

"It's your fault!" yelled Brock and Sanji at the same time.

Sanji was about to kick Brock which let out Croagunk to block the kick… it looks like those still can't get along… not even long enough to help Akane learn how to cook.

Next Time: With Ash having his new badge, he heads back to Paul's home city of Veilstone. Meanwhile Team Rocket tries to get things together... and begins to wonder just what this story is about...