A/N: Okay... I know it's been a few weeks... but still I have say this! I know it only encourages him, but still...
For the last time... to PEJP Bengtzone: You don't get fan fiction, you don't get the creative processes... I don't' want to take those ideas not because I don't like, but rather I don't get inspired by them... if I write them then I'll probably get writer's block. I liked your idea for the Mamodo World arc... but not the ideas you keep giving me... And most importantly: "If you can let Tenchi & the girls, Ichigo Kurosaki, or the Tokyo Mew Mews appear in a team-up cliffhanger, made of up to 5 chapters, I can give you more respect, and I might give you less complaining?" What the hell is wrong with you... You'll stop complaining and give me more respect if I take your ideas which will more than likely give me writer's block? What the hell is wrong with you! You're a giant dick... every time you give me an idea or make a comment I'm going to respond "Dick" to you... Just because you think it's a good idea and you want to see it doesn't mean everyone wants to see it... Dick...
For everyone else... enjoy the chapter...
Chapter 24: The Snack Shack VS Happosai
It was a beautiful day on the Thousand Sunny, the wind blowing, the sea gulls were cawing… It was a perfect day… that's when Doll, Amber, Aquamarine and Ruby appeared out of nowhere… which wasn't expected, with Doll's powers, with the 4 of them there, they knew one thing…
"Nami! There's an owners' meeting for the snack shack!" yelled Luffy.
Nami left the library and called out, "Okay! Come in here!" called out Nami.
The three of them nodded bad went to the library…
"I'm going to ask Zoro some tips involving if he knows any thing teaching a student" said Doll with a shrug.
The four owners of the Snack Shack all gathered in the library.
"We're going to buy you out Nami." Said Aquamarine.
""What why?" asked Nami.
"People haven't been coming." Muttered Ruby, "It's all been Happosai's fault."
"What do you mean?" asked Nami.
"He's hasn't been exactly happy with us." Said Aquamarine, "So he's been scaring off most of the customers and has been groping us…"
"You've been trying to catch him for Pantyhose Taro… haven't you?" asked Nami, she has only heard what was going on...
That's when Pantyhose Taro appeared out of nowhere and shouted, "Don't call me that!"
"Issues." Said Olive who had apparently came with him.
The two of them disappeared leaving everyone confused.
"Okay… that was weird." Said Nami.
"I know…" said Aquamarine blinking.
"The way we see it we have a few months before closing…" explained Aquamarine, "It's going to be a hellish few months and that's why we're going to buy you out."
Nami sighed, "How serious have you been in been in trying to get rid of him?" asked Nami.
All three of them began to think.
"Um…" said Aquamarine.
"Well…" said Ruby.
"You see…" said Amber.
"It's up to Eido, Hyde and Specs… isn't it?" asked Nami.
The three of them hung their heads low.
"Hey I'll help you…" said Nami.
"It's not changing the theme of the café to something like a Cosplay Café or a maid café, because Doll threatened to quit if that happens." Explained Amber.
"No it's not." Said Nami.
On deck, Doll and Zoro were having an argument about something.
"Who cares who my student is… I just need tips on teaching someone." Said Doll.
"Reason, I just need to know their skill level!" yelled Zoro.
"Just that he's a beginner and he really needs the training!" yelled Doll.
"It's Eido, isn't it?" asked Zoro.
Doll began to glare at him, "It doesn't matter who he is!" yelled Doll.
"Hey Doll! We're leaving now…" called out Aquamarine.
"'Kay!" yelled Doll who then turned to Zoro, "You got lucky this time."
She saw that Nami's coming with them and noticed the Log Pose was missing.
"So… I take it your coming with us." Said Doll.
"Yeah." Said Nami, "I gave the Log Pose to Robin."
"Oh… that makes sense." Said Doll with a nod.
And so Doll snapped her fingers and they arrived at the Snack Shack… and after calling the other workers they came up with a plan.
"Anyone have any ideas?" asked Nami.
"Why don't you lure him out with Skimpy Outfits." Suggested Eido with a smirk.
"That won't help!" yelled most of the girls.
"He might have a point." Said Sea thinking about something.
"What! You're kidding!" yelled Aquamarine.
"Wait here me out… there's something I can try… but it was something we haven't even tried because…" said Sea.
"Your too prideful?" asked Doll.
Sea hung her head low, "Yeah… that's it…" said Sea, "I know we've been trying to catch Happosai whenever he comes in and he realized that we've been helping trying to catch him for Pantyhose Taro."
"Stop calling me that!" yelled Taro appearing from nowhere.
"How do you even know someone's calling you that?" asked Violet who came with him.
"I have no idea." Said Taro.
Both of them disappeared…
"Okay… that was really weird." Said Specs.
"Second time that happened today." Said Ruby.
"Anyways… I have an idea how to get him." Said Sea, "And hopefully it won't damage my pride. But it was something I've been planning incase I got really desperate."
"It better work." Said Nami, "I'm trying to protect my investment here!"
Everyone in the room stared at Nami, "She already made hundreds of times what she invested." Thought everyone else.
That afternoon during the afternoon rush. All the guys that came in couldn't help but to look at Sea who was dressed in a bikini top and a one of the bikini skirts. All of the guys couldn't help but to look at her.
"Wait a second…" said Nami as she watched from behind the counter.
"I don't think she was referring to Happosai when she was talking about really desperate." Said Aquamarine with a big seat drop.
That's when both Akane and Ranma entered the restaurant and noticed Sea's outfit.
"Look like she's finally here to get that many tips." Said Akane with a sweat drop.
"Yeah…" said Ranma with a big sweat drop, that's when he noticed the 4th owner who happened to live in another world, "I wonder what's Nami doing here?"
"Hey! Nami!" said Akane as the tow walked up to the counter, "What are you doing here…"
"So the Happosai problem has been getting out of hand." Said Ranma, "That you had to inform Nami…"
"Yeah…" sighed Nami.
"Who's idea was it to dress Sea in that?" asked Ranma.
"It was her idea." Said Ruby with a swear drop.
"Makes sense." Said Ranma with a sweat drop.
That's when Happosai came out of nowhere and was about to grope her.
"I don't know what your doing! But I like it!" yelled Happosai.
As he full though the air, Sea snapped her fingers and he was surrounded by a ball of water.
"That was so easy." Said Sea with a smirk.
"Why didn't you do that before!" yelled everyone who had some sort of tie to the restaurant.
Not too long later out back, everyone in the restaurant at that particular moment who knew the Sailor Senshi expect were looking at Happosai who was trapped in that ball of water.
"You know… he might need some air." Said Akane with a sweat drop.
That's when Sea once a snapped her finger and the small shrunk slightly… allowing Happosai to breathe.
"What do you think your doing!" yelled Happosai.
"Why do you have to take it on us! Yes, we're helping you, but shouldn't you be doing more against Ranma." Said Aquamarine.
"Wait a minute…" said Ranma.
"Sure we're helping them catch you for Taro… but that doesn't mean you can drag down business… shouldn't you be taunting Ranma instead." Said Specs.
"Hey!" yelled Ranma.
"They're right… you're not bringing down the Cat Café because of this." Said Doll, "Then again… you're kina of scared of Cologne… aren't you."
"Thank you for not mentioning my name." sighed Ranma.
"Oh I see… my little plan is working… You're helping Ranma catch me… so… so…" said Happosai, "Wait a second you think I'm ruing your business on purpose? I've been just visiting."
"You mean that you groping our clients is just you just being you?" asked Aquamarine.
"I don't know where you got the idea of me trying to take down your business from." Said Happosai.
Everyone glared at Happosai…
"Pantyhose Taro." Said Ruby.
"Stop calling me that!" yelled Taro once again appearing out of nowhere.
That's when he noticed Happosai trapped in the ball of water.
"Okay… that's weird." Said Goldie who was the one that drove him.
"Here's the freak… do whatever you want with him." Said Aquamarine handing Happosai latterly to Taro.
"You really think you can just hand me over like that." Said Happosai who suddenly destroyed the ball of water.
"Why you!" yelled Taro.
"I'll handle him!" yelled Goldie, "Come my Crystal Bright!"
That's when a yelled monster appeared.
"You two transform… I think that might be the best thing to do right now." Said Goldie.
"Fine…" muttered Ranma.
"Whatever…" said Eido.
"Jupiter Cosmic Power!"
"Vesta Cosmic Power!"
"Make-up!"
Both of them transformed into their Senshi forms.
"You really think that would help you!" yelled Happosai who suddenly went t Sailor Jupiter's breast.
"Why you!" yelled Sailor Jupiter punching him in the head making the pervert let go.
That's when the yellow monster tried to grab the really old pervert…
"Happo fire Burst!" yelled Happosai.
That's when the Monster was caught up in explosion… and Happosai ran away.
"Damn it!" yelled Goldie who turned to the sailor Senshi, "I know you're neutral with Taro… so thank…"
But before there she could finish there was a call of…
"Cosmos Moon Shining Star!"
And with that the monster was destroyed, everyone turned to Sailor Cosmos standing there.
"Okay… that doesn't count…" muttered Goldie staring at the incredibly cute Sailor Senshi with a sweat drop.
"Sorry… am I missing something?" asked Sailor Cosmos Moon.
"We'll explain later." Said Aquamarine.
"Let's go…" said Taro.
"Right!" said Goldie.
The two of them disappeared… Sailor Cosmos Moon blinked.
"Okay I'm lost." She said.
Sometime later Nami came back to the World of Pirates with Sea still in her bikini.
"See you later Nami." Said Sea.
"Bye." Said Nami with a sweat drop.
Robin noticed that Nami came back.
"So are you still a business partner?" asked Robin.
"Yes, they came up with a way to make sure Happosai stops coming." Said Nami with a sweat drop.
"What way?" asked Robin.
"Just a way." Said Nami.
Back at the snack shack Happosai dared to entered the restaurant once again.
"Hey there cities! How's it been!" yelled Happosai.
That's when Doll her fingers and Happosai was trapped within ropes… she then brought her katana down near a certain area… but far enough to not injury him
"If you ever come back here ever again… I won't miss." Said Doll.
"Okay…" squeaked Happosai.
And so Happosai never came back again... Doll was scary… and so was Sea… he wished that their "father" didn't pull any tricks with healing and let them become human… after all how was he going to see the pretty girls that came to that restaurant anyway?
Next Time: Ash and the gang finally make it to Veilstone city to talk to Paul's brother! What will happen when the Rainbow Brigade attacks? What will Reggie do? Find out next time!