Sparroves: Yo Ho!
Jack took a swig at the rather large bottle of rum in his dirtied hand. He looked around the dank tavern. The lights were dim but his eyes were sharp. He finished his rum and put the bottle down. He noticed a young fellow. Too clean to be a scallywag. He sauntered over curious. A little sway to his hips as he went. No one could resist his charm. He sat himself across from the whelp. Jack ordered some more rum.
"Drink up me hearite."
They drank all the way to a room.
"Yo ho!" came a muffled, cry from within.