4. Butter pecan cookies.
So when Jim found out that Bones had a secret love for butter pecan cookies he jumped at the chance to impress him by buying him a basket full.
Jim found a place that home baked the cookies just outside the academy, and they looked just so perfect that he had to try just one. And one turned into 20. I'll just go back and buy him some more Jim mused brushing the last of the crumbs from his uniform. Suddenly his throat started to close up, resulting in him blacking out, a few hours later he found himself looking up at a particularly pissed off Bones.
"Hey" Jim rasped
"Do you ever read labels, Jim?" was the gruff reply he received. "With an allergy list as long as your arm you'd think you'd take more care in what you were stuffing into your mouth"
"I got you a present" Jim offered weakly.
"By any chance, was it the cookies you so kindly ate and had an anaphylactic shock over?"
Jim just gave a slight nod and put on his best bedroom voice (although with a sore throat, it sounded more like a whisper). "I'm sure I could give you another present..."
"No thanks Jim. I'd rather you not, as much as you may seem to think so, I do not enjoy jabbing you with a thousand hypospray's just to prevent side effects from the previous thousand that I gave you"
And with that, Bones turned on his heel and stormed out of the partition. Jim just groaned and rolled onto his stomach.