Dear Fanfiction,
I am a twin?
I'm pretty sure I'm an only child...
Plus wouldn't that mean my best friend would be dating my sister?
Also why am I so obsessed with sandwiches?
I mean they are pretty good and all.
No they're amazing.
I flipping love sandwiches!
Umm ignore that last part...
- Grant
P.S. Can some of you send me some sandwiches?