WARNING THERE IS LANUAGE IN THIS CHAPTER! BE WARNED!

i do not own twilight!

EPOV

"What about him??" Bella asked

"He is thinking of a food war." I sighed again shaking my head. Peanut-butter and marshmallows. What is wrong with my brother! Bella was laughing next to me.

I sighed getting up. I needed to stop this before he came up here. I could hear Bella getting off the bed so I spun around and picked her up. She laughed when I did this to her. I ran with her in my arms down to the kitchen. We found Emmett searching through the cabinets. Bella was being quiet not wanting to interrupt Emmett. I was wondering how he didn't hear us coming down with laughing most of the way.

"Emmett... what are you doing???" Bella finally asked.

I watched as Emmett stood straight up making his head go through the top to the kitchen counter. I laughed with Bella laughing next to me. I noticed what Emmett had his hands on. The damn peanut butter and marshmallows. I growled at him. Emmett kept thinking about his little food fight. I didn't notice him unscrew the top to the peanut butter and fling a marshmallow at me with the peanut butter on it. It hit me right on forehead! I growled at him again. I heard Bella laughing beside me. I pulled the marshmallow off of my face and jumped my brother. Even though he was stronger he was able to cover me in peanut butter and quite a few marshmallows! It was very disgusting!

Bella was still laughing behind me.

I was able to pull Emmett outside so we wouldn't hurt any of Esme's furniture.

I heard Bella follow us out but she stopped at the front door. Emmett and I were still fighting. I was able to get the jar of peanut butter out of his hands and cover his whole head in it! I stuck some marshmallows all over his head like he had with me!

Bella was laughing so hard that she could barely speak. "Guys... you... can... stop... fighting now!!"

I vaguely heard her.

She had stopped laughing hysterically and was now just giggling. "You might want to go and have a shower." She said.

I knew she was right but Emmett had other plans in mind. I was finally able to pin Emmett to the ground and shove some of the repulsive marshmallows in his mouth! "HAH!" I yelled in victory. I ran to Bella so he wouldn't get me.

She laughed at me. "Maybe you should go and have a shower Edward." She said.

I smiled at her. I could feel the peanut butter drying in my hair and on my face. "Maybe I should." (AKWARD!) "Maybe you should come too."

EMMETT POV!

I couldn't believe Edward shoved those nasty ass things into my mouth! I thought to myself.

Jasper saw me covered in peanut butter and laughed. I looked around. There was still some stuff left. I threw one at him and it landed right in his mouth! "HAH!"

He spit it out of my mouth "yuck!" he yelled. He grabbed some of the peanut butter that Edward had left behind and threw it at me. It landed on my face "Ha! Back to you!" he yelled to me.

I got up and jumped my small brother! I pinned him to the ground and smeared the nasty shit on his face!

He struggled to get me off; he tried to wipe away the nasty shit on his face. "Yuck!" he yelled yet again. Man he likes to yell.

"HAH!" I held jasper there and rubbed more of the peanut butter and added a few marshmallows to his face! I jumped up and ran into the forest wondering if he was going to follow.

"Ugh..." I heard him say. Then I could hear him running after me.

"HAH!" I laughed running faster! I had to get more of the nasty shit! I ran to the nearest store and bought some more and different stuff and ran back to meet him! Once he saw me coming back towards him with more in my hands he started to run the other way yelling, "Don't you dare!!"

I started laughing hysterically! He was afraid! I ran after him opening the shit and throwing a few at him! Some of them landed on his back as he was running!

"AAHH!" he yelled like he had gotten shot. He stopped "IT LOOKS LIKE IVE SHIT MYSELF!" he said wiping it off of himself.

I cracked up laughing! I must have dropped the stuff because I was rolling on the floor! I didn't hear Jasper come back to me and pick up the peanut butter. The next thing I know he is smearing it all over my face!

"DAMN IT!" I stopped laughing when I felt him smear the peanut butter on me!

He laughed "that's what you get!!" and started running away from me. I got up and ran after him! He wasn't getting away with this!

He could run faster than me so he was able to get to the house before me. I knew I couldn't hurt him in the house, I might break something of Esme's, and then she would yell at me. But Carlisle and Esme were off on a 'vacation' so technically the 'kids' were home by themselves!

I heard him run up to his room and lock the door. I heard furniture moving around. 'DAMN!' I thought. No doubt I could get through it but I didn't want to upset mom. I stood off to the side of his door.

I heard him laugh from inside his room. "Ha! You can't get in!!" he yelled to me. I snickered to myself, that's what he thinks.

"Emmett?? You there??" I heard him ask. I didn't say anything.

I held my breath and tried not to laugh. I had some marshmallows ready waiting just for him.

"Hello??" he asked.

I didn't say anything. I was getting impatient. Was he ever going to come out? I thought to myself.

I heard him move around in his room.

I slid down the wall in a crouch and waited. He would have to come out eventually. I waited not breathing.

For some reason I was getting tired. 'Wait vampires don't get tired!' I got up and ran up to Edward's room!

I ran back down once I heard the door crack open. I flung 5 things at him at once

"AAHHH" he yelled, "Dammit!" He ran downstairs and into the kitchen. I heard him open a door down there and grab something. He came back up the stairs and threw something at me! It was ice cream!

"Oooo!"I shivered a bit! "That's not too cold!" I yelled and threw more of the gooey crap at him. One actually landed in his mouth!

He tried to spit it back out. Then he started throwing loads of more crap at me.

I ran past him and downstairs to the kitchen hunting up more things to throw at him once the peanut butter ran out!

I heard jasper go back in to his room. There was more movement of the furniture and then I heard water running.

I hunted up some more of the crap that Bella eats and stuffed it in my pockets. I ran upstairs. His door was shut again. 'I wonder....' I thought, as I leaned against the door. It resisted a bit but not all the way. I was able to shove it out of the way and sneak into the room and went over to the bathroom door where I heard jasper taking a shower. I'm sure I had an evil smile on my face.

He must have heard me come in because he yelled, "Get Out Emmett!!"

I had to be fast!

"Emmett... I know you're there... GET OUT!" he said louder.

I ignored him and started to push all of his furniture in front of the bathroom door. I stepped back to admire my work and then left to go to my room and take a shower. Rose wasn't going to like me if I looked like this!

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