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Now on to the story and this: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!

EMPOV

I looked up at my father with a sheepish grin

"You shouldn't have ducked!!" jasper said still laughing.

I glared at jasper before I looked back at my father

Jasper stopped laughing and looked at Carlisle. "Maybe you should clean that off your face" he said

I could see that Carlisle wasn't too pleased as he wiped away the peanut butter! "Uh-oh" I said again as he flung the peanut butter over his shoulder

"He started it!" jasper said pointing at me.

I glared again at jasper. I knew Carlisle was going to yell at me but for some odd reason he didn't. He just smiled at me and darted forward to grab the bag from my hands. He started throwing marshmallows at me and jasper.

I heard jasper go into the kitchen and get more stuff; he started throwing it at us.

I was still too stunned to move. I could feel the nasty junk coming at me. Finally I was able to accept that he wasn't going to yell…yet. I looked over at esme questioningly. She just shrugged her shoulders and went and sat with Alice and Rosalie who were still watching us throw food!

I could see jasper throwing more food. He came over and chucked a load of peanut butter on my head.

I felt the nasty shit on my head again.i was dripping down my face! The girls were laughing at me! I shook my head making the food go EVERYWHERE! I knew esme wouldn't be too pleased about it but she was too busy laughing to notice! I ran up to one of the many bathrooms in the house and grabbed as much stuff as I could! I ran back down and started chucking toilet paper and tampons and squirting shampoo and conditioner at everyone including the girls

"Stop throwing tampons Emmett!!" jasper yelled laughing.

"HAH! NEVER!!" I yelled at jasper chucking a few at him and Carlisle. I faintly heard the front door open.

Jasper started spraying deodorant and perfume on everyone. He was also squirting shampoo and conditioner as well.

I laughed. Jasper was ducking under the table as if trying to hide. Carlisle kept moving really fast so I couldn't really get him. I threw some of the ice cream that jasper had used earlier at Carlisle. It made him stop for a few seconds to shiver and I was able to bomb-bard him with peanut butter and whip cream!

I saw jasper go over to the cabinet and get some squirty cheese and squirted it at everyone. I got everything I could and threw it at them as well.

I ducked out of the way from the cheese and it hit the wall behind me! I kept throwing things.

I ran forward towards jasper and grabbed the cheese from him. I looked around for Carlisle and found him hiding behind the fridge. I darted to him and sprayed him with what was left of the cheese. I ran away before he could do anything. I snatched up the whip cream and found the girls. I sprayed them with it and they all squealed. Rose was actually happy. I turned in a circle spraying the room when I heard someone clear their throat. I stopped dead in my tracks. My back facing the new comer. I still had the whip cream. I turned in a flash and sprayed the newcomer!

So I was gunna end it here but I figured that was too short of a chapter. So here is more making it a kinda long chapter! Srry about that :D

So since Edward and Emmett have had almost an equal share of point of view in this story it's time to switch it up! :D

[[Jasper POV]]

I started laughing when Emmett sprayed EDWARD AND BELLA. Bella looked shocked and but when she wiped it off she looked pissed! She was glaring at Emmett. Emmett had finally stopped laughing hysterically to see who he got, but when he saw that it was Edward and Bella he froze. "Uh-oh" he said. I could tell by the anger coming off of him that Edward was not too pleased with his big brother (lol big brother). I was too absorbed in what was happening in the doorway that I didn't even hear Carlisle sneak up on me and pour chocolate syrup all over my head. I spun around making it go everywhere and started throwing the peanut butter at him. I knew Alice was around somewhere with esme. But rose was nowhere to be seen. She probably didn't want to get hit.

"Why can I smell my perfume... and WHY ARE MY TAMPONS ON THE FLOOR!?" I heard Bella ask. I started busting out laughing! Emmett was laughing making the whole house shake with it.

"They decided to go into our bathroom." Edward told Bella cuz I knew Emmett wasn't going to be able to. "Well, that was clever." Bella said. She must have seen the tampon in Emmet's hair.

Emmett was still laughing but when a growl came from Edward he stopped and looked at him.

Bella hadn't said anything yet but she was still glaring at Emmett. She wasn't terribly anger she was just pissed that we used her stuff.

Edward ran up to the room to inspect the damage, Bella following along at her human pace.

As Emmett watched Edward and Bella run up the stairs he was trying to keep from laughing. We all heard a loud growl from upstairs but no one really paid any attention. I threw a glop of peanut butter at Emmett but as I did he moved so it landed on his arm. He turned around, and I tried to put my best poker face on so he wouldn't think I did it. Apparently I didn't do a good job cuz he jumped me and took what I had

"Could there be any more mess!?!" I heard Bella ask Edward.

Shampoo, conditioner. Body wash. Perfume. Everything! Everything was everywhere.

"Should we make them clean it up??" Bella asked him.

"Oh we will." I heard him say harshly. He was walking back down to the kitchen where the rest of the war was still going on.

Emmett had disappeared only to return with his body wash, he was spraying it everywhere! 'Great now we are gunna smell like him!' I thought to myself.

"Maybe we should make them clean the whole house" Bella said as she made her way over to Edward still standing at the bottom of the stairs.

"I'm sure esme will when she has had her fun too." Edward said chuckling.

Esme was laughing as Carlisle smeared more peanut butter on her face!

"Wow... the house is really... really a mess" Bella said again laughing, watching the rest of us.

I looked over at Edward and Bella to see that Edward was watching Bella. Emmett noticed too. He took the opportunity to throw peanut butter at Edward landing on the side of his head.

I looked at Edward. I started laughing.

Edward launched himself at my massive brother wrestling the peanut butter out of his hands. He was able to shove some of it in his mouth making him gag! "HAH!" he said springing up before he could do anything. He looked around quickly and found some of the things that they had left untouched and started in on the fight. I flung some of the stuff at Alice and Carlisle

Bella was just watching us

Emmett noticed that Bella was still clean. He decided to throw a peanut bettered tampon and it stuck to her FOREHEAD!

She pulled the peanut buttered tampon off her head and flung it back at Emmett

I grabbed the whip cream and sprayed it everywhere!

The damn tampon came back at me! I dodged it and it landed on Alice's arms! She squealed and threw it a Carlisle!

Edward was dodging everything being thrown at him. He dove to the fridge and grabbed the stuff the humans put on the ice cream it was called chocolate syrup Bella really liked. He opened it and ran to Bella. She didn't see me coming, and I dumped almost the whole bottle on her head!

She turned to look at him. She more shocked than anything! She took some off her face and smeared it on his face!

I grabbed the squirty cheese and jumped on Edward, spraying the whole bottle on his head. He flung me off and dumped the rest of the chocolate syrup on me.

Bella was laughing when Edward dumped the bottle of cheese in my hair. She grabbed some whipped cream and squirted it everywhere.

Edward ran to one of the cabinets flinging it open to see what was in it! There was this one stuff called honey! I had seen Bella it eat it maybe once! He grabbed it and ran for Alice! She didn't see him coming! He poured some of it on her face! That stuff was really sticky. I knew there was stuff in the fridge that I could use! I ran over to it and flung the door open! I looked around and saw what I was looking for! PANCAKE SYRUP!

Bella saw Emmett get the pancake syrup. She looked through the cabinets and found more chocolate syrup and went over to Emmett and squirted him with the chocolate syrup.

I found some un-used peanut butter. I flung a huge clump at Edward and Alice

Emmett clearly didn't hear Bella coming up behind him! He turned around and there she was with that weird brown stuff that she likes, and squirted it on him! I opened the bottle that I had and started squirting her with the sticky stuff!

Another clump of peanut butter hit Edward in the leg!! 'I thought we used it all!' I thought to myself!

I got squirted with pancake syrup. I ran out of the squirty cheese.

I looked around for more things to throw but couldn't find anything! Emmett dumped the whole bottle of pancake syrup on bella's head and arms! She was completely covered from head to toe with the pancake costing!

I was able to use some of the honey on Alice, esme and very little on Carlisle before it ran out!

I noticed everyone was running out of food to throw around. I laughed.

Edward smeared the rest of the honey on Carlisle's face! I turned around knowing that they had run out of food to throw!

Emmett looked upset now! We had thrown all of the food "Aww MAN!" he sighed! "We're out of food!!"

Bella laughed and looked at the mess we made. And looked around at everyone

"Maybe we should go and get a shower." I said.

Edward went over to Bella. "Emmett has to clean my bathroom!" he told her.

"Jasper did it too!" Emmett yelled pointing at me

I don't care who did it! Just go clean it up so we can use it!" Edward yelled right back.

Emmett sighed dragging me up to Edward's bathroom. We cleaned it in no time and went back to where they were "ALL DONE!" he said happily.

"Thank you!" Edward said sighing.

"What??" Bella asked.

"You're the one who started it!" I told Emmett...

Emmett glared at me. 'Well he did' I thought.

OK! SO here is the next! thanks for review the last couple of chapters and keep them coming plz! :D

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