There is language in this chapter again. it kinda slows down at the end of this chapter but i should get better within the next couple of chapters! dont lose faith in me :D

so here is the next chapter...i dont own twilight but i do own the soundtrack! :P

there are a lot of POVs in this chapter so i hope you are able to follow it ok.

EMPOV

Jasper had disappeared. I wondered where he went when he came back with things from a bathroom. He opened some shampoo and squirted it all over the place. Same with the conditioner and body wash and other stuff.

"ARGH!" I yelled and tried to run away but I forgot there was a wall behind me and ran right into. "OW!" the damn wall knocked me on my ass! How was that possible!?!?!

Jasper burst out laughing when I ran into the wall and landed on my ass. I still didn't see how it was possible that a wall could knock me on my ass. I wonder if Esme put steal back there. "SHUDDUP!" I yelled standing up.

Jasper kept laughing at me.

I tackled him! 'Opps' I put a dent in the floor. I don't think esme is going to be very happy with jasper. I grinned evilly this was so jaspers fault! I started busted out laughing!

"This dent in the floor was your fault!!"

'Can he read my mind now damn I thought only Edward could?' "I wasn't laughing at that!"

"Then what were you laughing at!?"

"I'm laughing because you are the one who started this freaking food war!" I ran back around the couch that was somehow upturned again and grabbed my water gun full of…

Jasper went and grabbed his water gun and filled it up with honey!! He squirted it at me.

I filled my water gun with tomato soup! 'This shit will stain!"

"Yeah but if you squirt it on Esme's furniture it will stain and you will be in trouble!"

I pumped it and unleashed it on an unexpected Carlisle walking in through the front door!

Jasper burst out laughing when I squirted it on Carlisle that was walking in the door.

"Opps"

CarlislePOV

I felt this weird stuff hitting my face. When it finally stopped I opened my eyes and saw that Emmett was looking shocked. I looked at my hand that has wiped away the stuff and saw that it was red. 'Well at least it isn't blood' "Emmett" I said scolding him.

Jasper was laughing in the other room. Emmett threw the water gun to him "Jasper did it!"

He caught the gun "you did it!" I threw it back to Emmett.

Emmett ended up throwing the water gun behind him "I didn't!"

I watched at the water gun filled with whatever stuff this was crash through the window

Jasper was on the floor again laughing again. "Emmett did that! And he made a dent in the floor…"

Emmett was glaring at jasper from where he was standing in front of me. I looked around the room as my sons argued back and forth. The furniture was upturned and there was food everywhere. I'm pretty sure there were tampons sticking to the ceiling again. I shook my head looking back at my sons.

"You're in trouble now Emmett." jasper said to Emmett.

"No jasper you both are in trouble."

"HA!" Emmett yelled to jasper.

"What did I do!?"

"You BOTH did this." I said waving my hand to the living room. I didn't want to see the kitchen. I'm sure it was worse than this. "This is the 3rd time this week!"

"He started it!" jasper yelled pointing to Emmett.

"Didn't!"

"Did!!"

"Okay... maybe I did..."

I shook my head. "I don't care who started it. You BOTH are in trouble!"

"Okay..." they both said at the same time.

"You both will clean this up and then we will discuss your um…punishment."

They nodded and went in the kitchen and got some cleaning stuff then went in the living room and started cleaning.

I shook my head as my sons started to clean. As they continued to clean I went upstairs to wait.

20 minutes later

"Finally!" I heard Emmett say after 20 minutes of cleaning.

"I don't think we'll be having anymore food fights for a while." jasper said, sounding tired.

I went back downstairs to see the house back to normal! That was a relief.

"There. We're done." Emmett said as I came into view.

"What's our punishment??" jasper asked.

"Hmm well I was thinking, for you Emmett no guitar hero or jeep."

"WHAT!? NO JEEP!? NO GUITAR HERO!?" Emmett yelled.

"that's right" I said nodding" and for you jasper…"

"Dammit..." Emmett mumbled.

"What's my punishment??" jasper asked me.

"Yours jasper, is you cannot be with Alice. You will move out of that room into the spare bedroom."

Emmett started laughing again "you got banned from Alice!!"

"You can't ban me from my wife!!"

"I just did..."

"Wait... how long does out punishment last??"

"For a month"

"A MONTH!?"They both yelled.

I just nodded.

"Might as well go get my stuff, and say good- to my wife. FOR A WHOLE MONTH!"

I felt bad for my son but at least he could still do other things rather than if he is in confinement. Although he was acting like a 5 year old…I could just set him in the corner…

APOV

I came into my room after checking up on Bella and Edward to find my husband packing his things in a suitcase! "WTF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??"

"I am not allowed to be with you for a month... because I had another food fight with Emmett…I have to move into the spare room..." he said, packing his stuff.

"WTF!"

"I know."

I was pissed

"A month... 1 whole month!" jasper said sadly.

I stomped down to my 'father' "why are you making my HUSBAND move out of OUR room!"

"He picked it!" Carlisle said raising his hands a backing away from me.

I growled at my father

"Now listen here young lady!"

"Jasper and Emmett are both punished. I didn't just punish jasper!"

I was shooting death glares at my father right now. I knew I was going to regret that later

I was REALLY PISSED!! "Calm down will fly by!" Carlisle said starting to walk to the clean living room.

I growled again

"One more time and I will ground you from something!"

I had never heard Carlisle like this! I was taken aback. "I'm sorry Carlisle." I went to find jasper to rip him to shreds.

I walked slowly to the spare bedroom, shaking my head. 'How could I have done that?' I made it to the spare bedroom and opened the door. I saw jasper lying in the bed. I jumped on him.

"Hello." he said.

"Stop going along with Emmett's idiocy!" I told him. I got off of him and walked back to 'my' room.

"He started it!!" he shouted after me.

I was bored out of my mind! I ran down to Carlisle and told him I was going to go hunt by myself!

EMPOV

I was bored so I decided to go and keep Jasper company. He didn't have Alice anymore and I didn't have guitar hero to occupy my time. I went to the bedroom Carlisle had sent him too and he was lying on the bed staring at the ceiling.

"Whatchya doin'?" I asked plopping down on the side of the bed

"What does it look like I'm doing??" he said sarcastically.

"Nothing like everyone else in this freaking house."

"Yup."

"Ugh! IM BORED!"" I sighed rolling off the bed!

"Go and entertain yourself. Go find your wife."

"She left with Esme or Alice I don't remember which to go hunting or shopping I don't know which either. And Edward has Bella right now." I said with an evil grin spreading across his face!

"just go and do something" jasper said. I could tell he was getting annoyed with me.

"You're coming with me!"

"Don't think so!"

"Why not?"

"What are you planning to do??"

"Well have you done anything productive with Edward lately?"

"No...And I'm not planning on doing anything to him."

"Why not?"

"Because I want to live..."

I laughed at that!

I started jumping up and down. I felt like Alice! I pulled jasper along with me up to Edward's room.

Ugh! I felt bored but I knew this was just jasper's doing. I kept going. We didn't even need to knock he opened the door before we even got to the door.

"Emmett. What are we doing?? "Jasper asked me.

"What do you want?" Edward asked from the doorway.

"Well seeing as you are always stuck in your room with Bella we figured that you could use some brotherly love!" I said pulling Edward under my arm.

"Yeah... it was his idea... since he got me banned from my wife...and he is banned from guitar hero and his jeep... for a month" jasper said leaning against the wall across that hall. Edward laughed.

I glared at my brother. "Yea. That sucks. So we were bored and we haven't spent time with you in so long!"

"Come along!" I said pulling my brothers along with me to the living room!"

Carlisle was sitting watching the news. "Want to join us Carlisle? We are playing football!"

He chuckled when he saw Edward under my arm. "Sure!" he said getting up and following us out the front door to the front yard.

"Why are we playing football??" jasper asked.

"DAMN JAZZ! STOP THAT!" I said as I was jumping around like Alice! "We are playing because I am bored and we need even teams and there are no storms right now so we can't play baseball!"

"Okay." jasper said, chuckling.

I let go of Edward and tackled my brother.

He was laughing as I tackled him. "Okay. Do you want to be Alice happy or... Alice happy??"

"What's the difference?" I asked pinning him to the ground

"The difference is nothing"

"Figured" I grunted

"Ok boys...pick who you want to be with." Carlisle said making us break apart.

"I'll be with Edward" jasper said walking over to stand next to Edward. "Wanna bet whose gunna win Emmett??"

"It will be me a Carlisle!" I said right away.

"Doubt it. I bet you 100 that Edward and I will win" jasper said to me.

"DEAL!" I yelled!

"Let the game begin." jasper said clapping his hands together.

-An hour later-

"WE WIN!" I yelled high-fiving Carlisle.

"Dammit. I'll pay you later "jasper said.

"Now don't be a poor sport!" Carlisle told jasper, smiling from ear to ear.

I started doing a happy dance.

"Edward, I give them 100, you give them 100." Jasper said getting out his money.

"Ok." Edward said handing over a 100.

Still doing happy dance but still take money.

"So... what shall we do now??" jasper asked.

I slumped to the ground bored out of my mind.

BPOV

I woke up... I went in the bathroom and had a 'human moment' walked out the bathroom.

Edward smiled at me from the bed.

I smiled at him and sat on the bed.

"Did you get a good night's sleep? You are up awfully early." Edward asked me.

"Yeah, I had a nice sleep. What happened while I was sleeping??" I asked. Noticing that there were some leaves in his hair. I looked at his clothes and they had dried mud all over them.

"If only you knew!" was all he said to me.

"If only I knew what??" I asked.

"What I had to go through last night…"

"And that was...?"

"I had to play football because Emmett was bored."

I laughed. "Did Emmett and jasper have another food fight??"

"Well they got grounded for having their recent one while you were asleep and then 5 mins later they are bored and want to play football."

I laughed.

"Yea Jasper and I lost. We had to give Emmett and Carlisle 100 each."

"Aww…poor you." I giggled.

"It wasn't that bad actually. They said I am always…away…and that they wanted to have some brotherly love!" he laughed.

I laughed lying back on the bed.

"You feel any better?" Edward asked me.

"A little."

"That's good." he sighed.

"I'm kinda still in shock that I'm pregnant..." I said. "Okay. So, we both know...jasper and Emmett know... and Alice knows...Carlisle knows from when you talked to him." I said. "When are we going to tell Rose and Esme?"

"Well they just got back from their hunting trip or whatever they were doing."

"What are you gunna tell me??" Rose asked opening the door and coming in.

"Come in and sit down I will call esme up." Edward said when rose opened the door. "Esme." He said in a normal voice

"okay." Rose said sitting on the couch facing them. Esme walking in a few minutes later.

"Ok so we have something to tell you. We have already told the rest of the family." Edward said.

"What is it??" Rose and Esme said together.

"Well…" Edward started. "Bella and I are pregnant!"

"Congrats Bella!" Esme and Rose said. I stood up and smiled. They stood up and hugged me.

"Bella you have a baby bump!" Rose said.

I laughed. "I know! Alice said that yesterday."

"I'm so happy for you Bella" Esme said hugging me again.

I smiled "so am I."

"I and Alice can take you shopping!!" Rose squealed

I laughed

"DID I HEAR SOME ONE SAY SHOPPING!" Alice yelled from downstairs.

"Yes!! It was me!!" rose said back to her.

I sighed I knew I was going to have to put myself through it.

"when are we going?" Alice asked coming into the room now.

"I Dunno... now??" Rose asked her.

"EEEEKKKKKK YAAY!" Alice screeched jumping up and down! "Let's GO!"

"Let's!!" Rose said.

I sighed. Alice grabbed my hand saying, "you said you wanted to go yesterday so let's go!" Alice said pulling me towards the door.

"Okay." I said as I was being dragged out the door.

"YAAY!" Alice squealed again.

"Have fun!" Edward called after us.

"We will!" Rose called back. And we were off the mall, or my personal hell. I knew Alice was going to go crazy on the baby stuff. I could see it in her eyes. I just sighed I let her do want she wanted to do.

ok i hope you were able to follow it with all of the different POVs. so tell me what you think plz!

so after this chapter there is a time jump...you will see in the next chapter...

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