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Mr. Bunny-Slave-chan does not own NARUTO but she does own the way Kyuubi no Kistune looks in his human for for this fic. kyuunaru fic. Naruto does not have Kyuubi sealed in him so it's kinda an AU... yeah and yondy's alive in this thingy but he's nice to naru-chan, which is weird if you started reading this this fic, Danzo Will DIE! so character death(I'll give ya a hint on how he dies-Light Yagami reads NARUTO the manga *wink, wink*)...but no one cares cause he za jack ass. Naruto is ten and Kyuubi is 15!

Minato (age 19) will be in a yaoi pairing! Tell me who you want him to be with or I'll choose myself!...Your choices are

Slave-Chan-I like sponges

Mr. B-STOp with the damn sponges!~DAMN YOU SPONGEBOB!

Itachi(age 17) (crack pairing,i know)

Genma(age 18) (you 'member? you 'member~.)

Kushina's brother (age 20)(He will maybe be named Kutoshi Uzumaki...He's my OC...MINE!)

and...someone else...no Jaraiya!(some-what disturdes me...don't know why.)

Slave-...Mr.b?

Mr. B- huh?

S-fuck sponges...I got a squishy toy.

He awoke from the wind against his face, he didn't open his eyes. He knew who was carrying him through the trees. Kiro-K-...No Kiro-Teme...Kiro-Kun...Kiro-Sama? I don't know what to call him! While debating in his head, the young ninja hadn't noticed said person's arms loosening around him.

Off in his own little world...I think. I wonder if he's going through puberty yet? Any wet dreams? What about of me? I know I'm hot. What does he think about when he's with me? Damn it! I'm getting all bitchy! Kiro thought. He was skinning an animal ans separating some eggs when the blond decided to open his eyes.

"Morning, Blue bird-Chan!", The kitsune exclaimed too cheerfully.

Where that come from? Is he on medication? Did he forget it this morning?Naruto walked over to the lighter side the cave.

"Mornin Kiro-...San?" Kiro frowned. Was it Narutos fault that he didn't know Kiro that well?

"No! No! Just Kiro-Kun or Kiro-Sama...You choose." Kiro said with a small smile as he walked to the blond, handing him his breakfast.

"Kiro-Kun...so um You like caves. You like me-"

" Love you." Kiro cut him off while placing the yolk between his lips.

Naruto blushed, stuttered out curses and scoffed down his breakfast before going with Kiro to town.

They walked to the closest town, bought some clothes, selled some skins and then went back to the cave. All under a henge.

Entering the dark opening and letting his eyes adjust, he asked the question-

"Kiro-kun, why did you pick me?" The blond asked while laying his head down on the fox's lap.

He responded with bitter laughter.

"You don't understand. I want you, all to myself. I watched you. Every time I had time to, I was there. I trained my self day in to day out so I could claim you. Prove to you that I could protect us both. For ten years...But now, we can be together. We can end up just the way I saw us to be the moment I saw you crying in those woods on October 10. The moment you were born. You are mine as I am yours...Now, sleep Blue Bird-Chan.

Back in Hel-opps I mean-Konoha:

Minato was having a great day. A messenger bird had given him the letter Kiro-San had sent him. Naruto was now in safe hands but the council kept pestering him. 'He became a missing-nin! Traitor', 'He's seeking revenge! Kill him!', 'Find him! Then use his power!(you know who that is)', 'He was a demon along! Torture Him!' and shit like that. He was to young for this crap. I need a drink.

Kutoshi (I had to do it) was away-trying to catch up with Kiro to give his blessing for the wedding or something like that. He didn't pay attention-busy eating ramen. But,Itachi was free (I again had to). Nah, he was training. ...Well he could train his successor-Tashen(age 18).

But he already trained his favorite Andu fives times this week. He had been ready to become Hokage for weeks now. Good thing I didn't teach him the Rasengan or Hirashin No Jutsu. I'll save that for Naruto-Chan. I can't wait till me, Kutoshi, Genma and Itachi retire! I'm so damn TIRED! ...Who said we couldn't do it now? The laws don't say anything about it. ...HOLD ON! Naruto and Kiro don't have my blessings yet! You JACKASS KUTOSHI! THAT'S WHY YOU WERE GRININ'! YOU KNEW IT!...well maybe I can catch up with him. Maybe I can get those two and-

"Hokage-Sama!"

"What? Did Jaraiya go peeping? Is Tsunade drinkin'? Is Tenshen angry again?"

"Danzo-sama has died of a heart attack!"

Sweat-drop.

"I should care why? Did all of the Council die?"

"Well...yes. They did...like a few seconds apart."

"Excellent" He whispered in a mouth piece. "Mission Complete Moon God. You may recieve your Icha Icha Paradice copy at the end of the last minute...You know now. Look at your table."

Minato was having a great day.

Kiro started with the his mouth. Abusing the virgin lips. Moving down to the neck, He noticed that his partner was breathing hard and gasping out 'Stop it's .

"Your going... too fast...Kiro-Kun"

"Should I slow down?"

Naruto hated the fact that he was the only one out of breath.

"You... said... you wanted... just one kiss!"

"I lied"

"Shut upp~!"

"I want you." Kiro said huskily as he nibbled on the blonds ear.

"Kiro..." Naruto moaned out with the last of the air in his lungs.

Inhaling, he stumbled out-

"You p-promised j-j-just one ki-iss."

Rolling his eyes, Kiro re-buttoned his mates black-rim collared shirt.

"Waited ten fuckin years to have him and I love him to much to satisfy my lust for him. Shit!" Naruto heard Kiro mutter.

"Hey Blue-Bird?"

"What? The first time you said that-you woke me up from an nap, wanted a kiss then ended up molesting me to the piont where you almost claimed me. What, Kiro-Kun? What the HELL do you want know?...I'm not having sex with you-I'm only ten."

"Okay. But, Have you gone through puberty,yet?"

"...I'm not answering that. I'm going to take a bath."

"Can I come with you?"

"To where?"

"...To the bath."

"...My mate's a perv and no."

"aww...come on!"

"You Perverted FOX!"

It was during this time-between their debates that a tall man with orange hair, blue-green eyes and pale skin walked in. Seeing the sight before him, he smirked.

Done!

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