READ WHAT MR.B HAS TO SAY!

Mr. Bunny-Slave-chan does not own NARUTO but she does own the way Kyuubi no Kistune looks in his human for for this fic. kyuunaru fic. Naruto does not have Kyuubi sealed in him so it's kinda an AU... yeah and yondy's alive in this thingy but he's nice to naru-chan, which is weird if you started reading this this fic,Naruto is ten and Kyuubi is 15!

Minato (age 19) will be in a yaoi pairing! Tell me who you want him to be with or I'll choose myself!...Your choices are

Slave-Chan-... no one replyed to that yet...

Mr. B-STOp with the damn sponges!~DAMN YOU SPONGE-...wait what?...o well, so whAT? nothin to feel anything about.

...know what? fuck it! Itachi will not be paired with Minato! He's gonna be uke-ish in this fic.

Main Pairings:

KiroxNaruto(Karu)

KutoshixMinato(Kunato)

GenmaxItachi(Genchi)

? InuzukaxTashen(...O.O...um Zushen?)

Slave-...sob

Mr. B- huh?

S-no one told meh who they want him to be wit...sob

MB-GET OUT OF THAT DAMN DEPRESSION CORNER! OR NO LOLITA DRESS FOR YA!

"Well how's the newly weds doing?"

Naruto turned around and disappeared from view. Kiro smirked with satisfaction in his eyes.

"Kutoshi-jiji!" Said the bundle of blond hair and cloths wrapped around the elder Uzumaki's leg.

Kiro pouted.

"Sure get excited for him! ...Hey sensei. How's life killin ya?"

Minato walked to the Uchiha mansion with Genma, Tanshen, retirement papers, and absolute determination. He had just finished retiring Genma and Kutoshi had already retired before he left as Minato found out. Now, all that was left to be done was to put the weasel out of his misery and put him out of the pressure of being an Anbu.

"What do you want Hokage-Sama?"

The arrogant voice of Fuugaku greeted him.

"I wish to speak with Itachi-Kun. It concerns him and only him."

" I will have to know what that concern is. He is my son."

"No you do not, Fuugaku-San. Minato-Sama has said it concerns Itachi-Chan and only him...meaning not you."

Tanshen and Genma said in perfect unison and waited for-

"They are right Fuugaku-San. It does not deal with you, but me"

-Itachi to say the rest.

" Please follow me, I can sign them as we leave. I am packed."

"What is the meaning of this Itachi?! Where are you going?"

" I am leaving the village to live life in peace. You and this self-absorbed clan can not make me feel pain anymore. I am now-" he signed his name" -free from this clan for forever."

"...Very well, traitor."

The jackass-I mean- Uchiha elder...You know what? The jackass left.

"ChiChi-Kun, How ya feel?"

"Tired. Now, let us see Naruto-Kun. Genma-San(1), Minato-Kun, let us leave. Goodbye Tashen-nii."

"Bye, baby weasel."

As they said their byes and promised to write, Genma, Minato and Itachi sprinted off with the directions of how to get to Kiro's current den.

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1-If yall are wondering why ChiChi-Chan called Genma 'San' then...ok I don't know how to explain that...sorry.

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More is coming. I promise you all that. This one kinda centered around the side characters...so yea.