Chapter 1
Tom pov
What a lovely day….. Not. It was raining like shit out sides and I had to go to school. God I hate school and I'm only in yr 10, 2 more yrs to go. Georg is so lucky he is in yr 12 I wish I was so I could get out of that shit whole faster.
Bill: get up tom or you will be late
Bill called from downstairs. How can he be so cheery on a day like this especially since it's a school day? Stupid Monday I wish it was Friday already.
I stomped down the stairs to be greeted with the smell of bacon. Yuck! I hate bacon I hate the smell and the taste I don't know how bill can eat it or anyone else for that matter. He's meant to be my twin shouldn't we like and hate the same things?
Bill: morning sunshine
He smirked
Tom: shut up
Bill: oh someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Tom: I wish I didn't have to get up at all
I complained
Mum: now tom you need to go to school you wont get anywhere in life without an education.
Tom: yeh yeh I know I've heard it all before
Bill: hurry up and eat or you'll be late
Tom: I'm not hungry I said storming out the front door.
It was freezing out side god I hate the rain. I ran out and jumped into the car. A silver Volvo was what Georg had to drive, an ugly car I know but his parents wouldn't buy him anything else. Bill came skipping out like it was the sunniest and most best day of his life, with a big smile across his face, he jumped into Georgs car to see me, Georg and Gustav staring at him like he was a lunatic.
Gustav: why are you so happy?
Bill: because today they have auditions for the musical and I hope to get the lead role.
Gustav: isn't the play Romeo and Juliet?
Bill: yes!!!
Tom: so you hope to get the lead role of Juliet then hah
Bill: no tom I'm saving that for you I want to be Romeo
Tom: well you don't look like him your more of a pixie
Bill: he you take that back I look like a lion
Tom: pixie!!!!
Bill: lion!!!
Georg: I don't know what you look like but you guys sound like monkeys so shut it
Hahaha monkeys I remember ounce we went to the zoo and bill got scared of a monkey *it was a gorilla and I was like 5!!!* bill get out of my head!! I hate having him as a twin he can get into my thoughts I don't know how
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Ok my first subject for school was math. Hehehe what a delightful way to start the day…..not!!! my math teacher mr pimply hates me just because I suck at math and don't know 2+2 oh and maybe also because I call him mr pimple hahahaha.
I strolled into math like I was didn't care that I was late because really I didn't I had been smoking around the back of the gardeners shed during home room and lost track of time.
Mr pimply: nice of you to join us Mr Kauliz
Tom: your welcome nick
I said as I sat down. He hates it when I use his first name
Mr pimply: it's mr pimply to you
Tom: right on Mr Pimple
Mr pimply: well Tomas
He just had to use my full name even though it's really just tom because my mum didn't like Thomas.
Mr pimply: since you think you know everything please come and complete this equation on the board for me
I stood up and walked to the board. The sum was if x + y = e what will t + z = if the square route of the number is 385 over 689 divided 23 times by 17 plus u + h = q? What sort of sum was that it was letters and numbers I thought math was numbers and language was letters? Since I obviously didn't know the answer and he knew it I decided to go out with a bang I said it equals the same as if s + e + x = sex which is what mr pimple gets none of. I knew it was mean but seriously I hate the pimple face and getting in trouble and going to the principals' office seems a lot better than staying in the poop of a class.
Ounce I had sat down and the teacher looked over my answer he quickly rubbed it out before anyone else could see but he was too late the whole class started to roar with laughter while my pimple started to roar with anger.
Mr pimply: tom kaulitz I sex is all you can think of them leave my class room and go to the principal's office immediately to be put in detention for bad behavior.
Tom: sure thing pimple face
I stood up and walked out without looking back. I started to make my way along the principals' office but not before I went to disrupt bills class.
He had English, god I hate that class I mean I learn German why do I need to learn another language, I walked into his class and watched as the teacher took bills black book, where he writes all his songs off him, yelling that he was not paying attention and that was why he was failing.
Tom: hahahahahahha bill you got told
Bill: what are you doing here?
Teacher: do you need something tom?
Tom: no just wondering what was going on in other classes
Teacher: why don't you go and see what is going on in your class
Tom: cant got sent out and told to go to the principals
Bill: oh third time already mums going to be pissed having to come in again she came in last week as well.
Tom: whatever beats being in that class with pimple face
Teacher: Toms leave now before I give you detention for not being in class.
I turned around and walked out without another word. Who cares if mums going to be angry coming in again finally she will get the drift that I don't want to go to school. I slowly began my walk to the principals' office.
