30 ways to meet your end by Frau (or just really ** him off)

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1.) Find, and take, all of his "collection" from the Library (hurray for lots of books)

2.) Tie him to a chair, and burn his "collection" in front of him

3.) Find a megaphone somehow and tape it to his head

4.) When (somehow) the megaphone is stuck to his head, turn on the siren

5.) When his head is ringing from the siren, do something else annoyingly loud

6.) Find the to-be newest addition to the "collection", buy it, and offer to give it to him, and then when he says yes, tear it into tiny little bits.

7.) Somehow round up the 07-Ghost cast to a karaoke, and sing horribly. (This one would just pretty much get to anyone)

8.) Scream "The sky is falling!! THE SKY ISH FALLIING!!!" Running up and down a hall way which he currently is walking through

9.) Get one of the church children (who should be old enough for this) to ask him how babies are made. If he starts to tell (NOT the innocent reason), make sure Castor walks in and hears.

10.) Spin in circles (if you are older, supposedly "mature") saying "lalalalalalalalalalalal" in the most out of tune voice you can reach, whenever Frau comes by.

11.) Jump from wherever, and hang on his back screaming "I WANT UUUUPPP!!!!!" In the most childish manner possible

12.) Whenever he tries to speak to a woman, as in like tries to hit on her, but in by hugging him while saying "DADDY!!!!"

13.) When he denies that he is not your father, say "But!!!!! Buuuuut!!!!!" with a tearful face

14.) Poke some random GUY on the street, point towards Frau saying that he's ga* and likes you (within Frau's hearing range)

15.) Proceed to pester him with random, mindless, random, too-obvious that answer themselves questions.

16.) Say to Teito while he's eating, "Frau made that, are you sure you want to eat that?" Make sure Frau heard that statement, especially if Teito started to stare at the food in horror

18.) If you find him in a peaceful sleep, from a distance, quietly run forward the jump onto him screaming "DEROMINO!!!" in the process of flying through the air

19.) Get Labrador (somehow) to make special herbs that make a person unconscious of their actions, and will listen to what you would say.

20.) Somehow get Frau to eat the medicine made in #19, and tell him to walk into public screaming any embarrassing line you can think of.

21.) Bear-hug him, trying your best to crush him as much as possible

22.) Whip out a paint ball gun, and pellet him with as many paint balls you can have, coloring him, his clothing, and his surroundings in wonderful shades of colors.

23.) Get him pinned (and hanging) to a wall, and make sure no one helps him down. Make it seem somehow a training procedure.

24.) Ask Frau how he's enjoying the training you came up with

25.) When he attempts to choke or hang you on the wall just as you did earlier, act like the most innocent child in the world, saying "What did I do?!" With a fake crying face

26.) Get him into a dress (a skimpy one at that) and then shove him into public.

28.) Get multiple of Castor's doll replicas, somehow get them functional and dress them up like Frau.

29.) Put them in his room, and wandering around the church dressed up in his clothing.

30.) Proceed to do the above, and give a copy of this list to someone else.

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Quietly, people watched over the occurrences that 'coincidently' happened to Frau, consisting of people who were looking at a list, then either tackling, yelling, and more after seeming to read something

"Do you think you should have done this…?"

"Of course, Labrador-kun."

Anyway, he is the one that made me fail the bishop's exam 3 times in a row.

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Here's the 2nd one! :D *dances in joy* Hurray! I don't think this one is that good….. -_-'' *sigh* But I try my best! *smiles widely* I have more ideas to come, but it was a bit hard to think of stuff for Frau… But I try my best! Review for ideas please, and don't forget to thank xmichikox!

.:To be coming sooner or later:.

-Hyuuga

-Labrador

-Ayanami (a different one then the current one posted)

-Teito (same as Ayanami, not the same as the one already made)

-Kuroyuri

-Ouka (maybe)

-Haruse (maybe)

And more….. That I cannot think of currently.