30 Ways to say 'hello!' to demon side of Labrador
(Or confuse him, greatly)
1.) As the most obvious, ruin the whole garden
2.) Hide all the new flower seeds
3.) Being a total pyromaniac, burn a bunch of the plants, but not all of them so you don't burn the church to the ground
4.) Jump on to him very filthy, thus dirtying his church robes.
5.) Make sure he can't change into any of his other pairs
6.) Scream "LAAABBBYYY!!!!!!" at him when he's in the middle of a very serious scene
7.) Jump up and down on a flower bed
8.) Drop-kick him into Frau, Castor, or a bunch of random passerby's
9.) Attach a whole bunch of rabid fan girls to his trail, and make sure he has to run from them
10.) Whenever he starts to fall asleep, disturb him suddenly by harming the plants (usually, if this happens to me, I get a bad headache)
11.) Send him flying without a Hawks eye (by means, into the air without flying material)
12.) Tell all the church's children that he is very mean, and they should be scared to approach him
13.) Glomp him randomly, as much as possible, and interrupting his work (knowing he'll probably be fine with it in the beginning)
14.) Attempt to garden, yet fail at it completely (aka mess up the whole garden)
15.) Over-water all the plants (an attempt of flooding)
16.) Under-water the plants
17.) Ram into his side to a point where it hurts to work/ do anything
18.) up-root a bunch of the plants
19.) Sing the waffle song (you know, the one that goes "do you like waffles?") whenever he comes in range of hearing you
20.) When he asks you to stop, say "But-I want to sing! Is my singing bad?!"
21.) When he starts to say no and such, say "U-u-!! You're lying!!" and start to cry
22.) And when he attempts to comfort you, be a total drama queen/king and start to do the "don't touch me!" thing
23.) Scream uncontrollably
24.) Run away from him if he ever tries to approach you
25.) Attempt to latch a collar on him, and if you can, put a leash on it (you should understand this one, if you take a good look at his name)
26.) Dress him up in the most embarrassing way you can think of possible (such as a dress, like how Ceil from Kuroshitsuji had to wear)
27.) When you somehow succeed doing so, take pictures of him and use it as black mail
28.) And sell the pictures as merchandise.
29.) Attempt to scare him as much as possible, and try your best just to hear him curse
30.) And when you might succeed, scream "MY POOR CLEAN EARS!!! THEY HAVE BEEN TAINTED!!!!" As loud as possible
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Labrador was on the fine, fine, fine line of snapping.
Here I am, standing next to Castor-san, who is telling me the current amount of people he has seen walking around with these sheets of paper, yet after they look at something on it he says, they go do something to me, or the garden.
I sighed
I can't take it anymore. My precious garden has been harassed to no end; my ears hurt from the reckless screaming from people, and for some reason; about 3 random people have attempted to attach a collar to my neck! And one had successfully attached one. And now I can't take it off… S***.
"Pffffhh…."
I slightly turned my head around quickly, and there stands Frau, who seems to be holding in… Is it, laughter?
"Heh, I never knew you'd look good with a collar on, Labrador."
… He's saying that in a quiet tone. Wait, he's whispering to himself.
"Hm, and the list could go on and on if I didn't stop at thirty…" Frau whispered to himself
"… Castor-san, please excuse me while I go tell something to Bishop Frau."
He…. Is going to get it, no mercy required.
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Okay!! The one you've all been waiting for, the most impossible thought, how to annoy Labrador! :D And I present it to you in the finest form. I don't like to use curse words, so that's what is with the asterisks on Lab's second little thought space.
I apologize for the time it took to get this up, the reason I could not get it up was because the laptop that allows the use of the document uploader was being used by someone else, so yeah. I APOLOGIZE!!! *bows*
Guh… OTL I was writing the rest of this while drawing my VocaloidxKuroshitsuji request, so please excuse the time it took to type this and such. *sigh* And I still need to finish it! D: *does the oh-noes expression seen on dA* Oh, if you want to see it when it is finished, go to my dA page, .com, and look it up. It won't be up for a while although.
AGAIN!!! I would like to say that there is a 07-Ghost family on YouTube! Please, we wish for it to grow, so go check it out if you want! The characters token are Teito Klein, Ouka, Kurena (the maid), Labrador, Konatsu Warren, and Razzete/Lazet. Go to /kleinteito if you want to join, and just follow the procedures given to join!
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GO, thank xmichikox because of her, this whole thing had started!
I would like to thank Midnight Strawberry for her idea/s, and I will be using them/it soon! The next chapter will probably be Ayanami or Kuroyuri!