30 ways to say hello to death by Ayanami

1.) Glomp him as tightly as possible

2.) Burn his clothing, under garments and all

3.) Both on the battle field, even

4.) Call him Mommy, even in front of the other officers

5.) Dye his hair pink in his sleep

6.) Actually, dye anything he has in pink

7.) Call him Aya-mommy to annoy him even more

8.) When he's walking with paperwork, jump on his back, thus making him fling the paper work in the air, screaming "I WANNA PLAY~~!"

9.) Eat a lot in his office

10.) Mess up his desk

11.) Attempt to break his work desk

12.) Somehow, find out where his room is and cover it with whip-cream

13.) And cover it in colorful paints

14.) Steal all his army uniforms

15.) Tell Kuroyuri to dispose of all of Ayanami's paperwork, as an order from Ayanami himself

16.) Spill ink all over his paperwork

17.) Bark like a guard dog (on your hands and knees) whenever he goes to his desk

18.) When he tells Hyuuga to rid of you, bite Hyuuga several times, in the process of kicking over several things (and breaking them if possible)

19.) Say you'll do something for him, because you work under him, and mess the whole thing up

20.) Send as many members, from the Black Hawks, to the Hospital (to the best or your ability and make sure Ayanami knows it was your doing)

21.) Hide under his desk

22.) When he tells you go get out of under there, claim you are the 'monster under the bed/desk/etc.'

23.) When he grabs you from under there, squirm as much as possible shrieking

24.) Say: "The light!!!! It BURNS!!!!!!!" as he does

25.) Make him chase after you, all across the army grounds, because you posses one of the things he needs most (example; you took all of his belts)

26.) Spread crazy rumors about him across the whole military base, and the academy

27.) Claim that he is your man, and your man only (and for Yaoi uses, get Hyuuga/Teito/etc. annoyed to no end by saying so)

28.) Sit on his lap, and act as if he is Santa

29.) Paste a beard to his face just to humiliate him

30.) Replace all of his tea with the most sugar filled energy-drink you can find, and make sure he drinks all of it.

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…. What the he** is going on. I can't do my work, everything is messed up, Kuroyuri for some reason disposed of my past paper work I needed to finish, and for some odd reason, my tea tastes of sugar. Lots and lots of sugar….

"Aya-tan…. Are you sure all of the pink in your hair from this morning is gone?"

"… Forget this."

As Ayanami stood up and strode passed Hyuuga, his belt, once again, was nearly abducted by some strange student or soldier that was running by.

Dam* it all.

As he silently walked through the halls of the military base, he could swear that someone was behind him, stalking him as you may say, quietly laughing at him for all of today's events

"*snicker* I never knew that this would all work out, although it's just a simply prank"

Ayanami quietly turned his head to the right, slightly and barely noticeable, to see that Shuri Oak was speaking to himself in a whisper

"I wonder how far out my list reached out"

… Maybe this is a good excuse for Kuroyuri to kill this imbecile without getting in trouble.

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And so, this is it people! Ayanami-sama has another list to annoy him to no end! Please, I thank Midnight Strawberry for all of her suggestions. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I apologize if it has gotten dull. School has killed my brain, so please, forgive me!

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HAKUREN OAK