"…Wake up… hey, come on, wake up…"
"Five more minutes, Uncle Greg" I said just coming to.
"HEY WAKE UP!"
"Alright, I'm up… wait a second, who said that?" I said trying to locate the person talking to me.
"Well me of course!" said a…a…a…
"GHOOOST AAAAAHHHHH!"
"Hey, STOP SCREAMING!"
"P-p-p-please don't haunt me mister monkey ghost."
"That's Prince Monkey Ghost to you, now quit sniveling, you imbecile."
"Sheesh, no reason to be so rude." I said standing up. "So you're not going to haunt me?"
"I won't, as long as you do what I tell you. Now give me my body back, and that's an order!"
"Body back? What are you talking…" My gaze went to my feet. "AAAAAHHHHH I'M A MONKEY! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WANT MY BODY BACK, SO GIVE IT BACK YOU IDIOT! I CAN'T LET YOU GO AROUND WITH PEOPLE THINKING YOUR ME!"
"Well, I don't want people thinking I'm you!"
"WHAT?! Why wouldn't you want everyone thinking you're the WONDERFUL prince Garvan?!"
"Prince?! You aren't a prince, you're a monkey! And a stupid one at that!"
"Your majesty, why are you calling yourself an idiot?"
I turned my head to the direction off the voice to see a… "AGH, A MONKEY WITH A SPEAR! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME MISTER MONKEY!"
"HURT YOU?! I would never hurt you your majesty!"
"Your majesty? Wait a second! Who am I?"
"You're the great prince of primates, son of Tamell and Grecha, heir to the throne... Are you all right your majesty? We all worried for your safety when that eye ball cased after you, but we could not come search for you, due to the massive amounts of monsters that attached. It's good to see that your safe, your majesty, but it seems that your father being attached and then you being chased by a floating black eyeball, has left you a little… bewildered."
"I'm fine, and what does that word even mean?!"
"Bewildered?! I thought you knew your majesty! You call us "a bunch of bewildered idiots" all the time, your majesty."
"Oh, alright… so who are you?"
"I'm one of your personal guards your majesty? Parcel! I think you might be suffering from some amnesia your majesty."
"Hey idiot, play along"
"HEY, I am not an idiot!"
"I never called you an idiot your majesty."
"Not you! Him!" I said pointing to Garvan.
"There's nobody there your majesty…"
"Will you please quit calling me "your majesty"? Just call me… um… what's my name again?"
"GARVAN, YOU IDIOT, YOUR NAME, ER, MY NAME IS GARVAN!"
"QUIT CALLING ME AN IDIOT, YOU STUPID MONKEY!"
"I haven't called you an idiot, prince Garvan. I think we'd best get you home, right away, it looks like your getting worse!"