AN: Hey guys and girls, it's TK! I now feel accomplished; I got my first review that wasn't Clarky's or my own to use as a mental note to remember something! I think I'll start the plot this chapter and I'll try to make this a REALLY long one!

Now, when we last left off…

P: "Follow me then!"

"Lead the way Piper!"

And with that we set off for where ever he was leading us! I think it was actually the way to town…

-…Twenty minutes of walking later…-

"Piiiiiiipeeeeeer! Are we theeeere yeeeet?!"

P:"Clark, if I hear you say that ONE more time, so help me, I will possess the body of an animal and use it to maul you!"

"You can possess animals? Cool! How?! Can you teach me how to?!"

P: "It's actually not that hard to do, its how I saved you and Garvan, I just fused your bodies together! Which means if you want to get back into your own body, you're going to have to learn how to do it yourself! I used up to much of my energy fusing you two together to undo it… my apologies!

"Don't worry; I'm still alive so it's ok… as long as you teach me how to get back into my body!"

P:"All you have to do, is go to my grave at the back of town and play my magical flute!"

"First off, there aren't any graves at the back of town; the cemetery is on the west half of the village; and second off, what magic flute?! I've never heard of it, and if it's in the village, I would be the one to know about it! I've spent at least half of my childhood running around that place!"

P:"Oh really? Did you spend the other half of your life talking?"

"What?! No! Shut up you stupid gho-"

Smack!

I walked right into one of the poles that support the gate to the village

"Ouch! Why didn't either of you warn me about the pole?!

G:"I thought you were paying attention! You've been walking straight towards it since it came into view, so I figured you knew it was there!"

"Well, at least were finally at the village!"

P:"Shh! Get in the bushes, someone is coming!"

Without even thinking I jumped into the bushes next the pole.

*Guard walks out from the gate and looks around*

M:"What is it Bruno?"

B:"Nothing Monty, just thought I heard a monkey."

M:"Sure you did, just like how you saw that rainbow that no one else saw!"

B:"What are you saying? You think I'm lying?!"

M:"No, You might be a crazy nut job, but you aren't a liar."

B:"You're my brother, so craziness must run in the family!"

M:"Yea, whatever. Well, if you think you heard a monkey, then we better let everyone know about it, if there is a monkey around here, and we find it, it'll be a dead monkey."

B: "I don't really want to kill the little guy, but we have to! The mayor said that if a monkey comes here, we kill it first, ask questions later!"

M:"Does Sophia know about this?"

B:"No. The mayor is just doing this because he's worried about Clark, that's all! Since Clark hasn't come back, he thinks there's something wrong with the monkeys, and he doesn't want to take any chances."

M:"Good, because if Sophia did know, she would have the mayor's head hung above the fireplace!"

B:"Haha! Greg would be a goner!"

M:"Yea, really... Well, we had better tell everyone about the monkey. Come on!"

*They walk into the village and start tell people to watch for a monkey*

P:"Great! Just great! Now you have to make it all the way through the village without any one seeing you!"

"That's not so hard."

P:"Maybe you didn't hear me. So I'll say it again. NO ONE CAN SEE YOU!"

"And you were complaining I was loud! Shut up before some one hears you!"

P:"They can't hear me, only you! And what they can hear from you sounds like monkey, so shut up before they find you!"

"Why don't you stop yelling?!"

P:"Why don't you quit being a little baby and deal with it! The only way you're getting back into your body is with my help, so unless you want to be a monkey for the rest of your life, I would advise you to shut up, grow up, AND GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT!"

"You suck, you know that right?"

P:"You'll get over it, now get going, we've wasted too much time here!"

G:"Yea, seriously, you guys have been arguing for like five minutes!"

"Garvan? When did you get here?!"

G:"I've been here this whole time! Just cause I don't talk much doesn't mean I just disappear when you two start talking!"

P:"Can you just go already?!"

"Fine! I'll get moving, but can you two not talk for a while? Whenever you two talk I feel this over whelming urge to talk to you, and when I talk to you I can't concentrate on anything else, ok?! I have a short attention span, deal with it!"

P & G:"Ok!"

-fifteen minutes and two attempts to get through the village later-

"That wasn't so hard…"

G:"Clark, my tail is on fire."

"So, you're a ghost, it shouldn't affect you!"

P:"Um… Clark?"

"Yea? What is it?"

P:"You're in Garvan's body…"

"…Wait… that means…"

*looks back at his tail*

"AAAAAHHHHH my tail's on fire!"

G:"Quick Clark, jump off the cliff and into the ocean!"

"Good idea!"

*runs off the cliff…*

!SPLASH!

"WHY DID I FALL FOR THAT?!"

*Garvan floats over to the ledge and looks down at Clark*

G:"Because you're stupid."

P:"Clark maybe stupid, but at least he took the easy way down! Clark, look right, the ledge that's about five feet diagonal of you is where the entrance to my tomb is!"

"K; got it!"

*Clark swims over to the ledge, climbs up onto it, then looks at himself with disgust*

"Ew, my fur's all soggy!"

G:"I think you mean MY fur!"

"What are you still doing up there?! Get down here!"

G:"You're crazy if you think I'm gonna jump! It's suicide!"

P:"Garvan, look at your feet."

*Garvan looks at his feet*

G:"I'm floating, so what?!"

…

*MASSIVE FACEPALM*

G:"Clark your stupidity is rubbing off on me and I don't like it!"

*Garvan floats down to the ledge Clark is on, with Piper following behind him*

"So where's your tomb? I thought you said it was down here?!"

P:"You're right In front of it!"

*Piper touches the wall, which makes it disappear, revealing a cave*

P:"Follow me!"

*they go into the cave with Piper in front of Garvan and Clark*

Soon after entering the cave we reach a large dome-shaped room, with a shine in the middle and a grave in front of it

P:"Read my grave"

*Clark walks up to the grave; Garvan comes up next him*

"'Here lies the Piper, the greatest leader this world has ever had. He united not only the people, but the animals of this land into a great kingdom, which he gave his own life to protect. Rest in peace, great ambassador of the animals.' Wow Piper… you were the ruler of this place?"

P:"Yes, this country was originally ruled by a king and queen, but a dark wizard corrupted with greed and malice killed them, and kidnapped their daughter, in an attempt to revive a great evil, but before he could do so, a young lad came, and with the power of the master sword that he had obtained during his adventure, slayed him, and brought peace to the kingdom! But alas, the princess and her hero did not receive the same happy ending that everyone else received! The hero, who I had seen during his adventure, received a horrible wound during his final battle… he didn't make it to the end of the week. The princess, who was the only surviving member of the royal family, had become cursed do to the sorcerer, and only lived a month. After her death the kingdom went into panic, after just going through such an awful ordeal, and then not even having a ruler to help them recover; it was hard for everyone, so I offered to help the royal counsel in the recovery of Hyrule, at first they thought I was just some hobo trying to get a place to sleep, but after I showed them my flute, and told them of all the great things we could accomplish with its help, they named me the new king. With the help of the animals, we quickly recovered from the tragic event and started to prosper! I reigned for nearly ten years, until the phantom Chara, a twisted soul filled with jealousy, attacked me in an attempt to steal my flute. We had a battle of grand proportions; one that I won't soon forget! But time had taken it's time on me; my body was too old to have the strength to fight such a challenging foe! In the end, I was defeated, so I used my very life-energy to seal him away, in hopes that he would never again burden the people I loved! But ever since about a year ago, the seal I placed on him has been thinning, until a few days ago, when it broke, and Chara was released back into the world! And if he's already attacked one animal kingdom, which means he's probably attacked the rest of the animals as well! And that's why I need your help Clark; I'm just a ghost, so the only thing I can help with is giving you advice and instruction. I need you to go and check on all the animal kingdoms and defeat Chara for me!

"WO WO WO! Hold up here! You go from telling me your life story to asking me to kill an eyeball thing that already killed you?! Too much information! WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION! I just came here to get back into my body, not to go eyeball hunting! And even if I did say yes, I'm no match for a thing like that! What on Earth would make you think I would stand a chance against that thing?!"

P:"Alright, you're right about the body part! So let's fix that problem! Take my flute that's on the alter behind my grave."

*Clark walks around the grave and picks up the flute.*

"I'm not in my body yet…"

P:"First I have to teach you how to play it! Now, if you look at the flute, there is a part that's bulged out, that has a small oval hole in the center, that's the part you blow into. Next, there are a total of 14 holes total in the flute. Thirteen on the left side of the mouth piece, and one on the right side. There are thirteen for a specific reason; there is one for every letter in the alphabet."

"There are twenty-six letters in the alphabet, not thirteen…"

P:"That's what the other hole is for. The thirteen holes normally represent the letters A through M, but if you cover the right hole it changes them to the letters N through Z. Now that you know that, why don't you play a note? Just don't blow to-"

*Clark puts his finger over the first hole and blows hard*

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Agh, what was that sound?!"

P:"I was about to warn you; don't blow really hard otherwise you turn my flute into a really powerful whistle!"

"I'll remember not to do that next time!"

P:"Ok Clark, I want you to play this melody: N."

*Clark plays the five notes. Then suddenly a bright light shines around Clark then fades*

"I'm me again!"

G:"But I'm still a ghost!"

P:"Hmm, I was afraid of this, Garvan it appears that you have become bound to the flute. You aren't going to be getting back in your body for some time."

G:"What?! Why?!"

P:"Well, when I fused yours and Clark's bodies together, your spirit must have detached itself from your body and instead fused itself with my flute, since I used its power to do that."

G:"So I'm basically dead?!"

P:"No, not necessarily. If you were dead, you wouldn't have a body to return to. Unlike me, you still have a body; you just can't go in it."

G:"So for now, I'm basically dead?"

P:"Yes, basically! Now Clark, since you have your body back now, will you help me?"

"Well, before I do anything, I should probably go tell Aunt Sophie and Uncle Greg that I'm ok. You heard Bruno and Monty, They're worried about me! And besides, that's a big decision to make after only thinking about it for a few minutes!"

P:"Hmm… You're right! You should take your time thinking about this! Go home, tell them that you're ok and then you can give me your answer in the morning after you think about it! How does that sound?!"

"That doesn't sound like a bad idea! I'll go home and sleep on it! Bye Piper!"

P:"Goodbye Clark."

G:"Wait, what am I supposed to do? It's not like I can go back and sleep in my own bed!"

P:"Just sleep in the flute!"

G:"I can do that?"

P:"Yup!"

G:"Ok, I guess I'll do that."

"Bye you guys, I'll see you tomorrow!"

P & G:"See you tomorrow!"

After I walked home in near pitch blackness, got a death hug and big scolding from Aunt Sophie, I went straight to bed, to sleep after my long and unusual day.

"Good night world."