Banjo and Kazooie were transported to Glitter Gulch Mines, not knowing why they were there.
"Ok, why are we here now?" Kazooie asked.
The Lord of Fanfiction appeared in front of them. "Let's see what you got against a collapsing mine."
"A what?" Banjo asked.
Suddenly, a dynamite went off from nowhere, causing the entire mine to collapse on itself, killing every single character inside.
"Are you kidding? That was nearly pointless!" Kazooie complained, being a ghost along with Banjo and every other character.
L.O.F. rolled his ASCII eyes as he revived everyone and restored the mine. "Give me time, Kazooie. Give me time."