Title: Sono Retsu Enkin: We All Fall Down
Rated: M
Category: Naruto
Genre: Adventure/Romance/Horror/Humor
Beta'd By: Nobody
Rated For: Blood Gore Violence Swearing
Pairing: Undecided
Summary: When the idiot is an insane genius in disguise, they cower in fear. They will see his greatness, whether it being there or elsewhere. Dark, Cannibalistic, Crazy Naruto YAOI
Heart-chan: The title translates to The Cold Distance. To me, the title is kind of crappy so if anyone else has a better title, please tell me. Also, for the pairings, only YAOI is allowed for Naruto. Don't spam me saying 'Oh! NaruHina is better! Yaoi is unnatural! Blah blah blah-' Yeah, I'm not listening to that crap. So if you have a problem with that, tough shit, you can leave. This is my first multi-chapter fic and my first fic at all so it may not be that good. Also, Naruto along with some other characters are cannibal so if you don't like that, leave. Read and Review please!
ATTENTION: Also to keep better track of the couple results, I have a poll on my profile. Please choose, and if there's somebody I left out please tell me. And my now line breaker is YaoiLemons because my other one wasn't working. Stupid thingy acting like a dick. Thank you!
"You're an idiot." – Demon/Summon Talking
"No I'm not!" – Regular Talking
'Then what are you?' – Demon/Summon Thoughts
'I'm different and a little insane.' – Regular Thoughts
"What a laugh." – Naruto Talking To Kyuubi/Ninken Talking To Their Partner
~YaoiLemons~
Chapter 2: The End of Captivity
The sun is a burning ball of energy and fire and provided light almost all day. Almost all cherished the sun. All except for a certain Jinchuuriki–he wanted nothing more than to blow the thing out the sky. He groaned and pushed the covers off his body sitting straight up–he didn't sleep though; he... went on stand by. "Shadou, Kuroi, Yami, blinds please." His three pets yipped and pulled the blinds close. His pets basically looked the same–completely black fur that shined dully and for some reason didn't absorb sunlight and shining red slitted eyes. Shadou was a fox kit, Kuroi was a tabby kitten, and Yami was a husky pup. He remembered the day he got the three animals.
Flashback
He was going through his normal routine, got to school–aka hell–train Sasuke in the art of the hunt, hunt for himself–it depended if they had any leftovers, and go home, preparing for his graduation in a year. But today, he felt something was off. He could just feel. Instead of hunting, he went straight to the forest. That went he felt it–a dark aura that had him on edge. But it was calling to him–so he followed it. Total badass or not, he was still twelve and had a curiosity probably bigger than the fox that resided in his stomach. He retrieved the wicked looking sword from his back that he got some years ago and held it front of him as he got closer to the source. What he found was nothing short of scary. THE death god–you know, the same one that shoved a demon in his gut? Yeah, that one–was sitting on a dark purple cloud of what he guessed was chakra. Three small curled up bundles were on the ground before him–it? He didn't know–oblivious to the dark lord sitting above them. "Naruto Uzumaki," he froze. He was fucked. "Come forth." He took a deep breath and marched into the clearing, trying to look manly and brave–well at least as manly you can look shaking and sweating nervously–in front of the god. "Don't be afraid boy; I'm not going to eat you. Maybe bite your arm off but nothing life threatening." Like that was going to make him feel any better. "Sit down my boy." He plopped unceremoniously onto the ground, never taking his eye of the being watching him also.
"So… Shinigami-sama, any specific reason you're here in the shit hole dubbed Konoha?" He was treading dangerous waters but he loved the thrill, the fear it brought so he could conquer it. Call him crazy... wait, he was crazy. Ah well!
"You found one of my blades." Naruto looked curiously at the weapon in his hand. True the blade looked way different from your average blade–a completely jagged edge, all black blade that practically absorbed any and all light, the read hilt, the ruins dancing about both the blade and the hilt–yep, the thing oozed death. And why did he notice that now of all times?
"If I may, how did it end up stabbed through my left lung by some Chunin back when I was nine?" The death god laughed loudly at the boy and grinned at him.
"You sure have balls boy, I'll give you that. Just for that, I'll tell you the story." He–question mark?–stretched and relaxed. "Okay I once had created ten blades and out of those ten, there are three strong ones, Makkigen or Hell Riser, Konstu or Soul Stealer, and the blade you have Jaakai or Wicked Death. Those were my strongest because they were the only three that weren't taken my mere civilians as kitchen knives when I placed them on the human plane. Makkigen was wielded by a power hungry man. My blades have souls and Makkigen didn't appreciate how he was handled by his wielder and dragged him to hell, encasing his soul in hell forever to be tortured. Makkigen then hid himself somewhere, I don't know." Naruto sweatdropped as the Shinigami waved off the question. "Konstu was wielded by a ruthless man. He raped, killed, and ruled harshly over small villages back when the five great nations just begun. Konstu eventually absorbed the man's soul when his wielder went as far as to claim he did all the work instead of Konstu. He too is hidden somewhere that I don't know. Now Jaakai is different. He had been wielded by a supposedly kind man who only killed when necessary. This man had actually taken the time to look into the powers of Jaakai and accessed his real power, and then went on a rampage to kill all who he deemed foolish and powerful. The man died of old age and Jaakai was collect and sold on the market and probably ended up here, hence why you were stabbed through the chest with it." The lord took the blade from the blond's hands. "For years, Jaakai's powers have decreased, having not been accessed in a long time. So, I am going to awake him and you are going to first fully access Jaakai's power and second find my other blades who have no doubt fallen into the hands of people who know how to access their power." The blond nodded. His task seemed pretty simple; kill any fuckers who have one of the Shinigami's blades. There was a catch, there always was a catch.
"There's something else, isn't there?"
"Why yes there is! I'm not surprised you figured it out. The problem is the other seven blades have been corrupted and it transfers on to the wielder." Naruto sighed and groaned–it was never simple was it? He looked down at the sleeping animals.
"Why are they here?"
"Oh, these are three companions I have for you. Shadou, Yami, and Kuroi." the death god answered, pointing to the fox kit, husky pup, and small tabby kitten in order.
"What's so different about them? They look no different from your everyday house pet." he questioned.
"That may be true but I haven't given them my gift. Watch." The death god tapped each on the head. Before his eyes, their fur turned completely black, not one strand of any other color on their body.
"Cool." he breathed but quickly composed himself. "Ano, what does your gift do?"
"It allows these three to use their shadows as weapons, kind of like the Nara but not quite."
"Why are you doing this?" The hell god shrugged.
"Hell gets boring so just to fuck around with my brother Kami, I'm going interfere with the human plane." Naruto blinked twice before shrugging–who was he to refuse? The Shinigami tapped his blade twice, the ruins glowing before disappearing completely. The sword doubled in length, now being about two inches taller than his 5'6. The blade had naturally grown too, spreading out about three feet. He stabbed the katana into the ground before standing. "Well, I need to be getting back. Take care of yourself kid." With that, he disappeared in a swirl of black. Naruto got up also and reached for his blade. He gave a shudder at the feeling of the dark chakra now radiating of the blade. He touched the handle and groaned as he absorbed the dark chakra into his body. He always knew chakra had a taste. And boy did dark chakra taste nice. He would to get his hands on some more of that later on. He hoisted the surprisingly light sword onto his back and gathered the three young animals into his arms before walking back towards his home.
Flashback End
Naruto sighed as the memory ended, basking in the shadowy darkness of his room. He looked over to his bone made throne. It was way better than the one he made back when he was nine. He had carved it to his likening after he filled the wholes with his dark chakra that was constantly taking over what little was left of his human chakra. He grouchily rolled out of bed–the frame and box spring was made of bone and dark chakra with an extra soft mattress on top that he may or may not have stole–rubbing his eyes. He dragged his feet over to his bathroom, dully noting that today was the day of the graduation examination–finally!
"Bout damn time! We can finally get some action other than beating the shit out of the occasional villager." his inner demon agreed. Naruto nodded his head as he ran a brush futilely through shoulder length red and black streaked spiky blonde hair. He pulled on his black baggy shirt and bright kill-me orange cargo pants, all the while resisting the urge to shudder. While orange was his favorite color, he couldn't hide in these pants. Plus they were way too bright for his taste.
"I know. Hopefully my 'role' of dobe gets Uchiha on our team."
"And to think, not two years ago, you hated the boy with a burning passion, kit."
"Shut up. Besides, I am quite pleased with myself. Sasuke's hunting skills are almost as good as ours. Even though he'll never understand the taste of human as much as we do, it will have to do. And he's almost as sadistic as Iruka on a bad day."
"Despite how good it is to hear all this, if you don't hurry, you'll be late and can't take the test." Naruto rolled his eyes he walked out the door and started his trek towards hell–and he wasn't changing it. Kuroi, Yami, and Shadou all were on his personal, the kit and pup on each on his shoulders while the kitten rested lazily on his head. It was the first time he had brought the three miniature animals to the academy. Surely Naruto-baka should come up with some stupid lie on how he came across the three animals. All it would take is a couple laughs, a stupid fib, and rubbing the back on his head and bam, they were convinced. He activated the genjutsu to hide his abnormal features–wicked sharp canine, sharp nails, his bold whisker marks, and his pointed ears; his slitted eyes weren't much of a problem since nobody ever paid attention. He ignored the hated looks he got as he walked pass. Nobody was brave enough to say anything to him but they whispered.
"There's the demon child."
"I hope he fails."
"He doesn't deserve to be alive."
He never paid no heed to what they said–why the fuck would he care about what these pussies said? They could lick under his left nut! He was given no more time to reflect as the academy came into view and he went into the familiar build and sat in his normal seat next to his friend, putting his head on the desk as his three companions climb onto it curling around his neck. "'Sup Sasuke." he muttered lightly. Sasuke grunted back, trying not to attract any attention to himself with talking. Soon after the last couple students poured into the classroom, Iruka and Mizuki finally joined them, Iruka probably happier than all his students combined.
"Hello class! Sadly this my second to last day with you all." On the inside, he snorted, grinning victoriously. 'Ha! Good bye you hell spawns! I can finally retire in peace and never have to teach stupid little kids again!' he thought. "Today, some of you will become ninjas and some of you won't. But don't worry! There's always next time! I wish you all good luck. Now would Shino please come to the back room so we can test you?" The silent boy complied, and followed his two teachers to the back. Slowly the number of students decreased, most coming out the room with smiles on their faces, their new hatai-ite tied somewhere on their person, while others came out sad, angry, even in tears, some going as far as to punch the students who passed. Naruto grinned as he watched the exchange with amusement.
"Nii-chan?" Kuroi called lightly, his tail uncurling itself from his neck while he dropped onto the desk. The blond lifted his head slight, eyeing the kitten curiously. "I'm bored." Naruto sighed and set his puppy and fox kit on the table with his kitten.
"You three just play poker or something." he muttered nonchalantly as he retrieved small deck of cards from his kunai pouch. Before he could give it to his three ninja-pets-in-training, Kiba showed up with his own puppy, Akamaru, his hatai-ite tied proudly to his forehead.
"Well look at who we have here. The dobe showed up. And even found some animals to bribe into being his friends because he doesn't have any. How pathetic." The three Ninken growled, hissed, and barked at the older boy. Naruto glared at him.
"Not today Kiba. I'm not in the mood." Now that was the truth he was finally going to get away from these ignorant children for a while and he didn't need this smelly mutt ruining his day– G or not, Naruto still got agitated easily. The Inuzuka snorted.
"You really think I care?" Kiba taunted. Akamaru yipped warningly at him.
"Stop taunting him, Kiba! There's something different about those three." Akamaru said hurriedly in his head. Kiba ignored his Ninken's warning and picked Yami up off the table. The pup started squirming, trying to get out the wild boy's grip. Shadou and Kuroi started hissing and growling, warning the boy to but their brother down–sure they weren't related by type but they were still family and if this fucker didn't put Yami down, somebody was going to be missing their balls. The other students watched with interest as the blond stood up from his chair, trying to get the pup from the brunette.
"Giving him back, dog-breath!" Just to keep up appearances, the blond reminded himself. Suddenly a thought struck him–why should he have to keep up appearances? Today was his last day so why continue to act like an idiot? With that in mind, a grin started to break out on his face. His voice changed completely though it still had a ring of baka-Naruto in it. "If you don't put Yami back, I'll kill you." he said, his new voice dripping with sultry–don't ask him, it was naturally like that. His grin was blood thirsty and sharp fangs glinted lightly in the bright lighting of the room.
"You don't scare me blondie. What could a failure like you possibly do to me?" Kiba asked rhetorically. Naruto's grin got bigger, almost like it could split his face in half. There was a predatory glint in blue eyes that darkened with bloodlust.
"I can eat you." Naruto answered simply. The students were still coming and going, the ones finished with the test sitting down to watch. Kiba face scrunched up in disgust.
"Only a freak like you would make up a lie as gross as that." Naruto raised one eyebrow in question.
"How do you know that's a lie?" he questioned. He taped his chin thoughtfully. He did hunt twice every month but the people he killed were mostly civilians without chakra. So what would a ninja's–clan heir no less–chakra taste like? 'Let's find out.' He pounced on the boy who managed to stay up right, and slammed his lips onto the others, draining him of his somewhat small reserves. He jumped back, his face portraying his distaste. "Your chakra tastes horrible." he stated, ignoring the shock of everyone in the room. Yami, who was dropped during the fray, jumped back on the desk and curled up with Kuroi and Shadou.
"You just fucking kissed me and that's all you can say!" Kiba yelled out. He blinked twice before his face showed confusing. "How do you know what my chakra tastes like?" Naruto smiled but it was anything but comforting.
"By kissing you," he resisted the urge to hurl–damn did his chakra suck!–but squashed it down, "I had direct contact with the chakra coils in your mouth. So I absorbed it into by own with a special ability i have–it ran over my taste buds before I could absorb it so what do you think?" he snapped as he saw Kiba was still confused. "Hence why I said your chakra tastes like shit… or what I think shit tastes like." The students started leaving the room, leaving only Ino, Kiba, Naruto, and Sasuke. His eyes snapped back over to the older boy and he licked his lips slowly. "I wonder how your blood tastes." He threw himself at Kiba and latched onto his neck. Kiba started stumbling all over the room, trying to pry the blond off of him.
"Get off of me!" Naruto released him and fell to the ground with a thud, Kiba following him not seconds after. The Inuzuka gripped his neck and felt that there was no mark on his neck and eyed Naruto who was too busy licking the blood off his hand to actually pay attention. Suddenly the blond looked up.
"If any of you mention anything about this, I'll kill you all." he threatened. Kiba wasted no time, and ran out the room quickly before the blond could jump him again. Naruto got off the floor and sat next to Sasuke who flinched when the blond shot him a knowing look. The Uchiha resisted the urge to slam his head against the table repeatedly.
'What am I to him? A fucking test dummy?' the raven thought, chibi Sasuke slamming his head against a wall until he lost consciousness. A boy walked out the room, looking proud as his hatai-ite shone bright on his forehead.
"Uchiha Sasuke!" Iruka called from the back room. Said boy rose from his seat with grace that made Ino swoon as he walked by. Naruto put his head back on the desk, a huge grin on his face.
'I wonder how Sasuke's chakra tastes like.' His grin widened further. 'Or better yet, how does Kyuubi's taste like?' He licked his lips before cutting his tongue on his fang to keep him from jumping up and hunting his tenant down to kiss the shit out of him. It would have to wait.
~YaoiLemons~
Naruto growled loudly as the annoying beep of his alarm clock woke him from Lala land. He gathered chakra in his hand with a sadistic smile. This would shut the damn thing up. Flinging the sheets off his body, he slammed the Rasengan into the loud machine, mashing it into piece of scrap metal and springs–yes, he learned the Rasengan. I mean, you had to be an idiot not to think that he looked something the Yondaime. So he sneaked into old man Sarutobi's office and broke into the safe behind the picture of his father. But that was a different story. Laughing like the madman he is yelled out loudly. "No more will you annoy me you damn piece of shit! I am a motherfucking G!" After getting over his case of giggles–which was far from giggles, more like evil cackle–he looked around trying to remember why he set the damn thing in the first place. Then it clicked. Today was his last day! No more henge to hide his demonic features! No more annoying childish brats! NO MORE BORING ASS LESSONS! He chuckled lightly and marched over to his bathroom to complete the morning's requirements. After a while, he exited the bathroom, a towel wrapped around his waist while another one over his head kept his hair from getting the carpet wet. He examined himself in the full length mirror in the corner of his room. He considered himself lean… even if his figure was somewhat girlish. Well so fucking what! He could still be a G with a girly figure. He finished drying his red, black, and blond hair before he threw the towel over with a pile of dirty clothes. He walked over to his closet and was presented with a big number of dark colored clothing. He pulled out his new outfit consisting of a tight black v-neck shirt, black baggy cargo pants, and an awesome Grim Reaper cloak with 'The Crimson Reaper' imprinted on the back in Kanji. His crown made from bone and metal was placed on his head first, tilted to the right. A small skull was placed on the end of the middle and tallest spike out of the three on his crown, its red eyes glinting nicely. The spikes on the left and right had diamonds on them, held in place by the dark chakra molded into the crown. He quickly changed into outfit before slipping Jaakai into its sheath on the inside of his cloak. He grinned at himself in the mirror, his black ringed purple eyes, sparkling in amusement. "Damn I look sexy." he stated before he tied his hatai-ite to his forehead and tilted it to the left. "Come on Kuroi, Shadou, Yami, we have some people to piss off." His three Ninken yipped in reply before following him out the door as he slipped his shoes on and locked the door.
Kyuubi shook his head at his host. The boy was going to get raped if he kept that up. Ah well, not his problem.
~YaoiLemons~
Heart-chan: So that's chapter two of We All Fall Down. Next chapter will be the team placements and Sakura will see Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto's dark side... that sounded weird. Oh, well. Please review! I know it sucks but please? I'm trying really hard because this is my first fic. The other one was given to me by my friend. Check her out too! And special thanks to my beta T.A. Aberforth. Please check her out as well! (PS. She's a gleek!)*puppy dog eyes*ALSO, POLL ON MY PAGE PLEASE VOTE!
Review Replies
Karrnras: HAHAhA! It was funny! It shouldn't be, but it is...don't know why...what will happen next...hehehe if team 7 is the same as normal...Sakura will either be driven insane or...well she would be a good snack...cont please!
I made it funny. :) I want my readers to enjoy the story. I don't really like stories that are all serious. It bores me. Team 7 will defiantly not be the same even if the team set up is still the same. Sakura isn't food, she's a toy. But if they have no food... ;). Thanks for reviewing! If you have any friends that might like this story, please suggest it to them.
Blue Baby Blanket: Is Naruto going to start acting like Hannibal Lecter? I can just see him tearing down Sasuke's fangirls on an emotional level. He would end up being a rather unique interrogator with his new traits.
I'm making Haku/Naruto my suggestion for the pairing. It's incredibly rare; I've spent a lot of time looking for it. I think it's because Haku has had little screen-time, and most people think he's a girl and refuse to believe otherwise.
Thanks for reviewing! For your vote, I have a poll on my page and you can select your vote there. You don't have to choose three as it says. You can just choose Haku. Again thank you. (I don't think Naruto likes banshee.)