Title: Sono Retsu Enkin: We All Fall Down
Rated: M
Category: Naruto
Genre: Adventure/Romance/Horror/Humor
Beta'd By: Nobody
Rated For: Blood Gore Violence Swearing
Pairing: Undecided
Summary: When the idiot is an insane genius in disguise, they cower in fear. They will see his greatness, whether it being there or elsewhere. Dark, Cannibalistic, Crazy Naruto YAOI
Heart-chan: The title translates to The Cold Distance. To me, the title is kind of crappy so if anyone else has a better title, please tell me. Also, for the pairings, only YAOI is allowed for Naruto. Don't spam me saying 'Oh! NaruHina is better! Yaoi is unnatural! Blah blah blah-' Yeah, I'm not listening to that crap. So if you have a problem with that, tough shit, you can leave. This is my first multi-chapter fic and my first fic at all so it may not be that good. Also, Naruto along with some other characters are cannibal so if you don't like that, leave. Read and Review please!
ALSO: Recently I had gotten a virus on my laptop so I haven't updated in while because I had to restore my entire laptop so don't be mad at me. Also, my inspiration for start back instantly is because of Chriscro165! Yep, all it takes to get me to update is a message! But unfortunately my laptop likes to be an asshole so I'm buying a new computer…. which is 900 dollars plus taxes AND the warranty. Updates won't be as frequent until the end of August-beginning of September. Sorry, but for now… READ THIS!
"You're an idiot." – Demon/Summon Talking
"No I'm not!" – Regular Talking
'Then what are you?' – Demon/Summon Thoughts
'I'm different and a little insane.' – Regular Thoughts
"What a laugh." – Naruto Talking To Kyuubi
~YaoiLemons~
Chapter 4: Blind
Sakura smiled confidently as she made her way to the training grounds where she was instructed to meet her team. Her smile brightened as she saw Sasuke leaning against one of the training posts. She smelled the air around her, sighing as she smelt the scent of her new perfume, and skipped the rest of the way over to the training grounds. "Good morning!" she chirped cheerfully, noticing Naruto was nowhere to be found. 'Finally,' she thought, 'some alone time.' She leaned against the training post next to him, trying to keep herself form giggling. "So, did you sleep well last night, Sasuke?"
"Sure."
"Don't you just love the mornings?"
"No, I'd prefer to be in bed right now. I like the night."
"Oh." She started to panic–he was getting annoyed with her. "W-well uh, I was wondering if you want to go on a date later, you know, go get to know each other better, seeing as we're teammates now."
"We're not teammates yet. We still have to pass Kakashi's test." She brightened up. "Besides, even when we do pass, I still have training with Naruto. He's still mad at me for yesterday and I think I'm going to be sore after today's training session." the raven answered.
"Why can't you just drop training for today so we can go out?"
"I'm not ruining my schedule for something as pointless as a date. I don't even like you."
"B-but what about rebuilding your clan? How are you are you supposed to do that without a girl?"
"I'm thirteen Sakura. I don't need to worry about that at the moment. Now will you shut up? You voice is grating on my ears. And the perfume stinks." She shut her mouth instantly tears welding up in her eyes. "And don't start crying either. It's stupid and it shows weakness."
"Such a heartbreaker, Sasu-chan. I have trained you well." Both Sasuke and Sakura turned to the right to see Naruto walking towards them with a frilly black umbrella over his head, his three pets one his shoulders and head.
"Naruto, what the hell?" Sasuke said, trying to hide a laugh.
"What? It was really sunny today and although I have the hood on my cloak, it only prevents the sun from burning my neck and doesn't block out all the sunlight around me so I made this." He walked over and sat on the ground in front of them.
"Why are you so late, Naruto-baka!" Sakura snapped into routine immediately. "Kakashi-sensei said be here at 6 o'clock and it's going on six-thirty! Where were you!"
"I was taking a shower, even though he said be here at 6, he's still isn't here, and I was at home." the blond answered. "You're not my mother–she's six feet under. So stop talking to me like I actually give a fuck." Sakura paid no heed to the blond's language–in her eyes, he was still the same baka as before.
"Punctuality is a quality of a good ninja! How the hell are you going to become the Hokage if you can't even be on time?" Naruto felt like smacking a bitch–the bitch in this case being the pink thing that was currently trying to burst his eardrums. Who the hell did she was? He was–and he'll say it again–a motherfucking G! He didn't take orders from these damn humans! Only from the Shinigami, Kyuubi, and occasionally Kakashi, Iruka, and Sasuke.
"So you're not only dumb and blind, but you're deaf as well. Did you not hear me yesterday? Everything you knew about Naruto-baka is a lie. I don't give a shit about being Hokage, let alone this damn village. And if punctuality was such a major trait of a ninja, then what is Kakashi? He's late to just about everything and still made it Anbu at twelve and survived the Kyuubi attack at ten." Ah finally… sweet, sweet, silence.
~YaoiLemons~
Sarutobi's eyes narrowed as heard what the blond said. He turned back to Kakashi. "I have a special mission for you, Kakashi. You are to become very close to Naruto, get him to stay here in Konoha. To the point of romantic relationships–he needs to feel loved. We can't have our Jinchuuriki running around loose. Do you accept this mission, Hatake Kakashi?"
"Hai, Hokage-sama." he answered like a loyal dog–fooling the most powerful ninja in the village was very amusing. "I have, if may, a question. Why are you having me do this?"
"Naruto has been showing great disloyalty to the village. He snapped at his teacher, Mizuki, once and since then, I've been keeping constant watch on him. Occasionally, when he's training, my ball here will be taken over by red and I can't see anything until he's done. I can't watch him all the time so I need you to track. I know his… orientation and I would like you to date him, per say."
"Hai, Hokage-sama." he repeated.
"Good, now get along to your team. I'm sure they're wondering where you are." With that, the Jonin disappeared in poof of smoke.
~YaoiLemons~
Kakashi smirked as he calmly walked towards his quiet students. "Good morning you six!" he chirped. Sakura looked around, confused–there were only three of them.
"Shadou, Yami, and Kuroi are here to you dolt." Naruto muttered.
"Who?"
"Just forget it."
"Okay," Kakashi started, "this mission is a test." He pulled two bells and a clock from his kunai pouch and set the clock on the middle training post. "As I said yesterday, you have two hours to get a bell from me."
"But sensei, there's only two bells. And there are three of us."
"No shit." Sasuke said. "Isn't it obvious? Whoever doesn't get a bell is ass out."
"Well said Sasuke." Kakashi commented. "Now remember, you must come at me with the intent to kill unless you want to fail." Sakura decided not to say anything else, lest she made Sasuke mad again. "Okay, ready, set, GO!" And with that, the three ninja-in-training disappeared into the forest in front of them.
~YaoiLemons~
Sakura made her way through the foliage stealthily as she could. She knew the point of this test–it was teamwork. When ninja are faced with challenges like the one they were in now, they were supposed to work together to get the job done. 'But I can't work with Naruto-baka. He's going to ruin everything.' she thought. Even though Konoha practiced peace and harmony to all its ninja, Naruto didn't learn. That's why all the adults hated him–he wasn't civilized and he was a disgrace to society. He had tainted Sasuke-kun too. But with her by the Uchiha's side, he would be tainted no more.
"Now we need to find Sasuke-kun and show him how talented we are! Shannaro!" Sakura nodded, agreeing with her inner self.
'Let's go.'
~YaoiLemons~
Naruto was not having a very good day. He was stuck in a forest, looking for his dumbass teacher with the huge ass fox in his head snoring away. Even with his umbrella over his head and keeping him from the sun, he was still agitated. 'Stupid scarecrow.' he thought angrily.
"Where do you think he went this morning?" Kyuubi chimed in, suddenly awake.
"Where did that come from?"
"It just seemed like he was hiding something. He kept looking at you with this 'I-know-something-you-don't' expression."
"I'll find out when I find him. Gives me something to look forward to when I find that asshole." With that in mind, he started to follow Kakashi's chakra signature.
~YaoiLemons~
The last Uchiha in Konoha growled as he felt Sakura coming towards him. 'Can't she take a hint?' He cut the foliage around him with a kunai, tracking both Naruto's and Kakashi's chakra signatures. Yes, he knew the theme of this dumb test was teamwork; you didn't need to tell him–he is a genius.
He was pretty sure Sakura knew and that Naruto probably didn't give a fuck, seeing as he barely ever paid any attention to anything Konoha taught. He also knew Kakashi could care less as well and would barely put up a fight so he and Naruto could get a bell if they wanted. But at the same time, Kakashi was a sadistic asshole. As a Jonin, the stupid fucker obviously more stealth and camouflage training than they did and would probably hide away from them.
'But we still have Shadou, Kuroi, and Yami plus Naruto's advanced senses.' And he set off to find his blond teammate.
~YaoiLemons~
It was in the middle of a clearing where Kakashi was waiting as his students made their ways towards him. 'I wonder what they're planning. And I still have to tell Naruto he has a play to take part of.' He jumped high into the trees and hid his chakra signature away from the boys.
Sakura was first into the clearing and she didn't see anybody. 'But I feel Sasuke-kun this way so I'll wait for him.' She was disappointed when Naruto walked into the clearing next, looking up at a tree, observing it like something was there. "Nobody is there, stupid." she said smugly.
"Yes there is pinky. Kakashi's just masking his chakra somewhere up there. I would pinpoint it but I don't feel like it." the blond shot back at her just as Sasuke walked into the clearing. She ignored her demonic teammate's dismissal of her in order to smile brightly at her love.
"Sasuke-kun!" she called happily, "I've figured out the meaning to this test! It's teamwork! So if we work together, we'll pass!" Naruto growled.
"Typical Konoha peace practice." he muttered as Sasuke sighed.
"You know, you could be a little more optimistic about it."
"Why should I? They're trying to use me as a weapon. That's not peace." Naruto whispered back. "Now come on, we need to make a plan." With that, he turned and walked off into the forest, his best friend following him through the trees. Sakura stomped her foot a few times and let out a growl before stalking back into the forest the other way. Kakashi smiled, jumping out of tree and landing in a crouch. 'Now to mess with them.' he thought as he followed the boys.
~YaoiLemons~
The two boys leaned against a tree in the shade, waiting for Kakashi to come around. Sasuke turned to Naruto once more. "So, the plan is still the same? Even if our environment is against us right now?" Naruto tapped his friend's nose, smirking at his scowl.
"The environment is working with us. The wind is blowing so I can manipulate it to blow towards him. Also, the trees will catch on fire, trapping him here."
"Won't you get charged for village property damage?"
"Who gives a fuck? If most of the people in this village are fire natured, then they shouldn't have so many trees. Now shush, he's coming."
The grey haired Jonin strolled into the clearing, raising an eyebrow at the two boys just leaning against the tree. "You two aren't going to get the bells like that." The two boys smirked and jumped on either side of their sensei, Shadou, Yami, and Kuroi taking up the big gap on the other side. "But you can, like that." Sasuke started going to and string of hand seals and announced his jutsu with shout as the three black animals did their own jutsu.
"Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!" (1)Kakashi tensed his body, and jumped away from the fire ball. Naruto threw his hands above his head before bring them down.
"Futon: Kyuubi no Tsuisutā!" (2) The fire ball, along with the other three streams of fire started to swirl in the mini tornado created by Naruto, obscuring their vision. It expelled and revealed to show the trees around them trapping them in a ring of fire. "I want to see you get out of this one. The trees are too tall for you jump without getting burned." Naruto said with a smirk–they had caught their prey.
"Okay then boys. First ninja lesson; Ninjutsu." the Jonin commented as he pulled his right sleeve up. Cackling lightning started to take over his hand. "I'm sure you two know this one."
"Tch, yeah." The same lightning took over Sasuke's left hand instead, only more unstable.
~YaoiLemons~
"I CAN'T BELIEVE SASUKE-KUN DITCHED US FOR THAT BAKA! SHANNARO!" Sakura merely nodded, to angry to even say anything.
'We need to find a way to show Sasuke that we're are useful." she thought. She saw her shadow become darker and longer before her eyes and turned around. She gasped and her eyes widened at the giant forest fire in shock. 'Sasuke-kun! He's in the fire!' she thought in horror, running towards the fire. 'I'll save you!'
Her legs ached and her chest burned but she kept running, images of Sasuke trapped in the fire spurring her on. She came to a halt, her sandals kicking up dust, fists clenching as she looked up at the wall of fire between she and her love. Through one of the tiny openings of the trees that were not shrouded with fire and smoke, she saw their sensei and Sasuke facing off with two lightning attacks that looked to be dangerous–explosive dangerous. 'I can do this.' she thought once more before rushing through the wall of fire, arms over her head to keep her hair from catching fire. Just as the two Sharingan users started to rush at each other, she jumped in the middle, screaming out. "STOP!"
Kakashi canceled his attack, having experience with these kinds of things keeping him from going any further. However, there was still one problem.
Sasuke.
The raven hadn't gone through the training of stopping the Chidori and throwing all his weight into this run didn't help either. He tried to pull the chakra back into his body but the Chidori was not as stable as Raikiri and untamable, not meant for situations like the one at hand. And just dissipating it would make the thing explode with all the chakra he put in it. Sasuke closed his eyes and gritted his teeth as he tried in vain to ground himself to a halt. 'This is going to get very very bloody.' Her back was to him so he doubted she would be getting out of the way any time soon. 'Oh damn.' Right when he was just mere inches from Sakura, he felt a harsh tug on his waist and he fell backwards, his hands coming down to stop his fall, making his Chidori pierce the ground. Small chunks of earth blasted everywhere and a thicket of dust and dirt was kicked up between the seven of them. Sasuke sighed when he saw a tendril of Naruto's shadow wrapped around his waist. As the dust started to clear, Sakura launched herself at Sasuke, checking him over.
"Sasuke-kun! Are you alright? Did you get hurt? Does it ache anywhere?" The raven shoved her away and stood up, dusting himself off.
"No. I'm not okay! You ruined our strategy!" Kakashi grinned at them.
"Yep that's right and seeing as I won't fall for that a second time, these bells–what?" the Jonin cut himself off, looking around himself for the bells until he heard a small jingle. He looked up to see Naruto retrieve both from another tendril of his shadow. A grin spread across the blond's face.
"A ninja must use his situation to his advantage, right?" he said as he tossed one of the silver bells to Sasuke. Kakashi eye smiled.
"Of course. But Sakura, that means you have no bell." The pinkette paled and looked up at her sensei from her position–she defientaly didn't like the sparkle in his eye.
"And what does that mean?"
"You get tied up to the training post and go without lunch."
"What!" she shouted, "That's not fair! I was trying to save Sasuke-kun!"
"You almost got yourself killed." Kakashi stated, still smiling. "If Naruto hadn't stopped him, you would have had a gapping whole in your chest where your heart would be. Now come along, to the post you go." Sakura got up from the ground, and followed her sensei to the training posts, not daring to glance at Sasuke for the chance she might catch his eye. She felt so ashamed and traumatized–how useless she must have looked in front of Sasuke, how close she was to death, how she would now have to retake the Academy. But what could she do? What could she do to redeem herself in the eyes of her love? With time, the fog would clear and she would know the answer.
But then again, time could only tell.
~YaoiLemons~
Heart-chan: Right so hopefully I will update again soon, probably not because the Word on my laptop is going to expire on the 30th so fuck. Anyways, continue to vote on the poll on my page and I'll see you all soon!
(1) Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu
(2) Wind Style: Kyuubi Twister (It's real, just not a Wind jutsu.)