As soon as Soi Fon was out of sight, the black haired woman burst out laughing, holding onto her stomach leaning forward and soon Kisuke joined in as well. Yoruichi stood there with her jaw hanging, staring at the empty doorway. What the hell just happened?! Everyone begs for my attention. How…..What?! 'Takes a deep breathe' remember she's new, once she finds out who you are; she'll be just the others.
"Ahaha, iii...cccc…an't believe the new kid actually did that" Still laughing hysterically.
"So what are you going to do Yoruichi?" Kisuke asked out of breath
"Pfft…. You think I'm gonna give up so easily. She will be mine"
"Wanna bet?" Kukaku said finally calming down from her laughter and wiping a few tears from her eyes, now with a smirk in place.
The purple headed student grins in excitement "What stakes?"
"You have till the end of the year to bed her and if I win I get your personalised Aston martin plus 10 grand and your my slave for a whole month but if you win It's the same thing but I'll give you my orange and black personalised Ferrari" she replied while grinning widely at her friend
"Pfft… Too easy! But alright anyways I've had my eyes on that car for some time now" she smiles both shaking hands to officialise the bet.
"What are you all still doing in here?" asked a teacher.
"We were just leaving Miss Springers" replied Kisuke
"Okay now, hurry you three, you're late!"
The three run out and once in the corridor. "So what you got now?" Kukaku asked.
Yoruichi sighed "History" and Kisuke grinned "Math"
"GAH, I got English so be seeing you at lunch yeah?"
"Yeah" Kisuke and Yoruichi replied at the same time.
They all scatter into opposite directions.
LUNCH TIME:
Kisuke walked into the line to get his lunch and looked around for his two friends. Spotting a blob of purple and black, he quickly grabbed a bowl of miso-ramen, jello and juice then made his way towards his two friends.
"Kisuke!" Yoruichi shouted out and waving and began to stuff her face again.
"What took ya so long?" Kukaku asked while sipping her juice.
"Nothing, just walked slowly" replied Kisuke
"Yeah like a snail" Kukaku begins to laugh and Yoruichi grins.
"So Kukaku you must be really confident if you're offering your orange and black Ferrari" Yoruichi asked
"Cha-I know ima win, no matter what" taking another slip of her juice
"Oh really, are you forgetting I've never lost one of these bets before"
"First time for everything" Kukaku shrugged
"Yeah well, I've never lost one before and I'm not gonna start"
"Never say never, Shihōin"
"You two seriously are going through with this?" Kisuke asked with a tint of concern in his voice
"Course, why do you ask?" replied Yoruichi with a brow raised.
"I just have a bad feeling about this" all his usual playfulness replaced with seriousness
"Why?" asked Kukaku
"Dunno. A gut feeling, I just think that Soi Fon isn't one to be messed with"
"Aww Kisuke do you have a crush?" asked Kukaku with a smirk and Yoruichi chuckling but beneath her mask, her stomach starts to churn at the thought of someone else having Soi Fon. It must be something I ate earlier.
"No! It's not like that, I just have a bad feeling about her that's all" he replies still maintaining his serious tone
"I think you're just paranoid Kisuke from what our parents tell us and all the shit that has been happening on the streets lately. Anyways she just transferred from the U.S" Yoruichi replied matching his serious tone
He sighs "Yeah probably but one can never be too cautious"
"True, so what's your next move" Kukaku asked Yoruichi with a smirk
"Dunno yet"
"You definitely have your work cut out for yourself" Kisuke said while slurping his ramen.
"What do you mean?" Yoruichi asked while cocking her head to the side
"She's smart "he replied while taking another mouthful of ramen.
"No shit Sherlock, that's why she's 16 and in her last year of high school" replied Kukaku
"No when I mean smart, I mean genius smart. Like Gin Ichimaru"
Once the name Gin Ichimaru was brought up they all felt shivers down their backs.
"She's in my math and science class and finishes work so fast it's actually frightening. Not to mention all the answers are correct. But it's odd she refuses to speak or sit next to anyone and if anyone does, she just glares at them and if looks could kill Jesus I mean if looks could kill you'd be dead."
"Really now? I've got her for History and she doesn't do anything but sleep at the back. Ha! Well if Kisuke says she's smart then she must be. Yoruichi you sure do have your work cut out for ya alright" Kukaku said while taking a bite of her cake
"Hmm… I've always enjoyed a challenge" flashing her trademark grin. Apparently she's too smart for my usual tactics. Hmm…so I'm gonna need to pull out one of the moves that I've never had to use before. Kukaku was right alright there's a first for everything.
"Eyyy… Look it's your china doll" Kukaku said with a smirk and taking another sip of her Juice
Yoruichi's head immediately turns to find Soi Fon walking out of the line towards the stand where the cutlery, napkins and sauce are. The goddess stands up an quickly makes her wa towards the ebony headed student.
"Hey little bee" she says, flashing her trademark grin.
"Little bee?" with a confused look on her face and her head slanted slightly towards the left.
"Yeah, my personal nickname for you. After all the meaning of your name is really depressing" she pouts slightly.
Soi Fon gets what she needs then mumbles. "whatever" and turns to walks away. But then is stopped by Yoruichi grabbling her arm "come sit with us" Before the younger girl can respond she is dragged to the table, pushed onto a seat, tray snatched and slammed on the table.
"Hey Soi Fon" Kukaku and Kisuke both say at the same time and she nods in return.
"I'd prefer to sit on my own" she starts standing up and is about to grab her tray.
But then a hand pushes her down back into the seat. "Now now little bee, it's your first day and being seen alone isn't a good image" still holding onto Soi's shoulder, once again she gets the odd feeling. Damn what is up with this feeling? It's just excitement. Yeah I just can't wait to get her to bed that's all. Or maybe something I ate earlier.
"pfft… and being seen with you is?"
"What do you mean? Little bee" grinning innocently
"First stop calling me 'Little bee' and secondly you got a fabulous image as playgirl and the goddess, everyone wants to be around or something that involves you. So those who see me with you will bring up rumours and I know for a fact your fans will be pestering me with question meaning I lose my personal space. So if you don't mind getting your hand off my shoulder and I'm going to take my leave" she replied in her signature cold tone.
Yoruichi's P.O.V:
She knows who I am? And yet she wants to get away from me. I'm offering her a seat on my table. My fucking table! Everyone wants a on our table! And yet she still saying she prefers to be alone. Wow! This has never happened before. She actually isn't craving my attention…Maybe some wishes do come true after all.
"Aww come one Bee don't be like that. Please stay for now after all you are on our table, if you walk off now people will still ask you questions." she pouts and uses her best puppy dog eyes
Soi Fon raises a brow and sighs "I guess you right, fine I'll stay"
Ha! No one can resist that look. Her trademark grin returns to her face. Once Soi Fon sits down there is nothing but an awkward silence. The three friends are glancing at each other awkwardly while Soi Fon is busy chowing down her lunch. The silence is finally broken by Kisuke "How about we play 21 truths or dares?"
"Yeah that sounds fun" replies Yoruichi with a smirk
"Cha-bring it?" Kukaku replies while smirking as well.
Soi Fon wolfs down the rest of her lunch and wipes her face. "I'm out of here" about to stand up but once again she is pushed back down by Yoruichi
Yoruichi's P.O.V:
Is she for real? She is denying a request to play 21 truth or dares with us. Anyone in here would jump at the chance. She didn't even offer me any of her food while she was eating, anyone in here would ask first before eating. Ha! I guess I thank you Kami! Wishes actually do come true.
"Where do you think you're going?" she smiles and cocks her head.
"I'm leaving; I have no interest in your stupid, childish games"
Yoruichi pouts and a tint of disappointment is seen in her eyes "But its fun. Please stay and play" quickly using her puppy dog eyes once more.
Soi Fon looks Yoruichi and sighs. "Fine" Damn it, why can't I say no to her?
"Yayyyy!" She grins, excitedly wrapping her arms around Soi Fon and quickly pecking her cheek. But she only got a look with an eyebrow raised as a response followed by an eye roll. Yoruichi then pulls away and glances at Kukaku who is wearing a big smirk.
Yoruichi P.O.V:
After all that and not even a blush or a shiver, I wonder what other surprises she has for me. First she shows no reaction to my flirting then she tries to leave even though she knows who I am. Not to mention she didn't even bother apologise about her rudeness earlier and she actually rolled her eyes just now. Hmmm….I wonder what she's gonna surprise me with next. Usually after this move, girls and even guys are turned into blushing and stuttering idiots. Ugh! So why isn't she? Damn she really is playing hard to get, aint she? Or maybe she's not interested in me or girls at all. No no no that's not possible; first when I was rubbing my leg against hers she didn't even move away. I've turned girl's bi before. I'm just gonna need have to try harder and spend a lot more time on this girl than I usually do. I'm so not losing to Kukaku.
"Little bee, how about you start?" she grins at Soi Fon
"Yeah kid, hurry up and start" Kukaku says in an excited tone
"One, two, three" Soi Fon says while rolling her eyes.
"Four, five, six" Yoruichi said with her grin still in place.
"Seven, Eight, Nine" Kisuke was next
"Ten, Eleven, Twelve" Kukaku says loudly with excitement written all over her face and laced within her tone
"Thirteen, fourteen" Soi Fon says once again rolling her eyes for the billionth time.
"Fifteen, sixteen, seven-" Yoruichi is then cut off
"YORU-BABY!" coming from the entrance of the cafeteria a familiar red head 'Tammy' is seen waving with her friend Chizuru (an open lesbian and the leader of Yoruichi's fan club) and girls from the fan club beginning to walk towards them.
Yoruichi then slaps her forehead. "For Fuck Sakes, didn't I tell her not to call me that and to leave me alone? God! She's so fucking persistent" a scowl now in place of her grin.
"Goody! It's your fan club and persistent you say? Hmm…Why does that sound so familiar?" Soi Fon says in a mocking tone while looking up and stroking to her chin pretending to think.
Yoruichi just deepens her scowl to cover up her surprise– another surprise, she just made a snide comment well, well, well she is full of surprises alright - and crosses her arms while Kisuke and Kukaku are chuckling.
"I'm out of here" Soi Fon begins to stand but is pushed down once again.
"You're staying here little bee" Yoruichi says with nothing but seriousness in her tone and eyes.
"Why?" she asks while scowling.
"Coz your one of us now"
"Yeah" Kisuke and Kukaku agree at the same time.
"I never asked to be one of you" she said flatly
"Yeah but we want you to be one of us so please Bee, stay here" Yoruichi says in a pleading tone. She never had the intention of joining us in the first place; she didn't even jump at joy when I said she's one of us not to mention she didn't even sound happy when Kisuke and Kukaku agreed. No way! Is this girl for real?! She even has me begging her to stay? Me! Begging someone to stay?!
Soi Fon huffs "Fine" crossing her arms with her signature scowl in place. What a bother!
Yoruichi smiles "thanks bee" pecking Soi Fon's cheek once more. And her response is another eye roll.
Now to the 'fan club':
"OMG! Did you just see that! She just kissed that new girl on the cheek?" Chizuru said in a jealous tone
Tammy's eyes widen and begin to fill with tears. "How dare she do that to me and with that skank?!"
"Yeah how dare she?!" all the girls in the fan club say together
"Come on lets teach the newbie what happens when you mess with the assistant leader of our club" said Chizuru raising her fist up
All members say yeah and raise their fists them storms towards the table.
At the table:
"Lookie over there Yoruichi, Your stalkers look pissed" said Kukaku while nodding in the direction
All the heads turn towards the direction of where the fan club is coming from.
"Iiis ttthis ttthe ssslag yyyou met over the holidays then replaced me with" Tammy asks as soon as she gets over to the table and her voice cracking, her eyes filled with tears.
"First I couldn't replace you coz you never had a place in my life in the first place and two she just trans-" Yoruichi is then cut off by Soi Fon
"Why did you just call me?" growling dangerously and rising from her seat
"I called you a Slag coz you stole my Yoru-Baby!" she yells. Now all the attention in the café is on them
Soi Fon then closes her eyes and starts to count to ten clenching her fists.
"What got nothing to say? You're gonna regret ever intruding into their relationship newbie, were gonna make your life hell" yelled Chizuru
"Is that a threat?" Soi Fon asked while opening her eyes glaring at the girls in front of her. Kisuke, Kukaku and Yoruichi still seated. Glancing at each other, Yoruichi then got up and wrapped her arms around Soi Fon upon seeing her hands clench into fists. "Calm down little bee" she said to Soi Fon in a calming tone. Soi Fon almost instantly starts calming down until…
"It's a fucking promise you hoe" Tammy yells with nothing but anger in her eyes and voice upon seeing Yoruichi wrap her arms around Soi Fon then CLAP!