SOI FON'S P.O.V:
For fuck sakes, these girls are a fucking pain. It's the same every fucking night. Breathe! Soi Breathe! I lose my eyes and begin the breathing techniques, I as forced to learn and began to count to ten. Finally feeling myself relax I look around the club, the girls around me still bickering about bullshit and I'm stuck right in the middle. As my eyes continue to scan the room, something at the bar catches my eye. 'A green striped beach hat?' My eyes widen 'white headband?' my eyes widen even more 'a purple ponytail. Dang it! It had to be them, the beach hat and headband can be easily mistaken for someone else but the purple ponytail! Seriously how many people do you know with purple hair? There is only one person I know with that coloured hair, the hat and headband definitely confirm the two o be Urahara and Shiba. So the purple headed over there is Shihōin…. Damn it! Oh Kami! Whatever god is up there must hate me! I'm supposed to be avoiding that girl but no she has to waltz into my club. FUCKSAKES! This is so what I need! An obnoxious playgirl eager to make me her new toy, if she finds out I'm the owner, no doubt I'm gonna be seeing her daily.' I let out a frustrated sigh and rub my temples.
'What the fuck, am I supposed to do? I stand I may get found, I stay same solution. Damn it Halibel where the fuck are you?!' I sigh again and roll my eyes knowing if I left then I will never hear the end from Harribel about how I ditched her or something. I rub my temples again 'Why are women such a pain?' I ask myself silently. I take the cigarette packet from my pocket and decide it's time to let the cancer stick do its magic. I duck down within the girls hoping their presence will hide me from the purple headed girl. I watch the three from the corner of my eye as they begin to look around until…. 'UH OH! BUSTED!' The three simultaneously turn their heads to look in my direction while I'm looking in the other; little do they know I'm watching them from the corner of my eye. I chuckle inwardly while taking another drag of my cigarette. I look around before looking in their direction to see….. 'FOR FUCK SAKES, she's coming over and so are her two lap dogs' I thought while rolling my eyes. But before I can curse myself for not deciding to slip away and tell Halibel to meet me somewhere else, I feel a hand rubbing on my thigh close to my crotch. I look down and follow the arm to the owner and I see the arm belongs to a blue eyed brunette, my scowl deepening and soon turning into a glare as I look at the person. She smiles innocently, my warning glare soon turning into as people call one and I quote one of my 'trademark glares' the girl flinches the lust soon disappearing and her eyes begin to fill with fear. She withdraws her hand slowly but for some odd reason decides to carry on, rubbing my crotch when I look towards the direction of the goddess. I let out a low growl, I can feel a vein appearing and throbbing on the side of my forehead. I quickly shoot up clenching my fists to the sides. "STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME! YOU GIRLS ARE FUCKING INTRUDING ON MY PERSONAL SPACE. NOW FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM ME OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLUB BEFORE YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF" after my little outburst the girls all seem to scatter; some going to the dance floor, others toward the other booths and some leaving. I sigh in relief then look up to see the goddess and her friends frozen in their tracks, a look of confusion and shock clearly frozen of their faces but the goddesses lips quickly shift to a smirk and I can tell even from our distance her golden orbs shining with her usual playfulness but something more I can't quite make out. I plop myself on the couch and light another cigarette.
YORUICHI'S :
As I make my way towards Soi Fon I see a hand slip towards her thigh and slowly moving up. A strange yet unknown feeling begins to sear within my stomach. I can feel my blood beginning to boil and my temperature rise. So I pick up my pace, only to be stopped by a pissed off Soi Fon raising from her seat and yelling at that good for nothing slut touching her and telling the other girls to fuck off. The outburst made me smile inwardly but on the outside I wore nothing but the look of shock and so did everyone else in the club. I don't even know why I'm even shocked by the outburst, it's not like I didn't even know she would burst since the bar tender did say so after all. I couldn't help but let a smirk crawl onto my face as I watched the girls run off in different directions. 'So I'm guessing they know of her temper and the apparent cold hearted and ruthlessness of this girl. Pfft…even I don't wanna get her pisssed.' I can feel my blood beginning to unfreeze again 'Like seriously! I swear this is like the billionth time I find myself shocked by this girl and these odd feelings I get. What the fuck do they mean?!' I continue to make my way to Soi Fon with Kisuke and Kukaku following me.
Normal P.O.V:
"Hey there little bee" the purple headed girl said with her trademark grin and her hands behind her back.
Taking another drag of her cigarette, she lets out a grunt in response. Then blows hoops with the toxins she just inhaled and then gulps her drink also raising her arm pointing at the cup. The bar tender seemed to get the message and is seen quickly making another drink. Kukaku and Urahara are soon by Yoruichi's sides.
"Yo kiddo, mind if I have a stick?" the black haired woman said
Soi Fon simply shrugs and takes the packet from her pocket opening it, allowing Kukaku to take her pick then hands her a lighter.
"It's odd seeing you here Soi-Chan" Kisuke said in his usual childish voice then grins when he sees the vein throbbing on Soi Fon's forehead.
Soi Fon rolls her eyes in response then says "What the fuck are you three doing here?" in her usual cold tone yet with a hint of irritation.
Yoruichi pouts "We heard there was a new club from a friend but we never imagined it to be owned by you. Aren't you glad to see us little bee?" she replied the last part with sad puppy dog eyes and in a childish voice.
"How many fucking times do I have to tell you to stop calling me little bee?! And to answer your question, no I'm not you're a fucking pain in my ass." Soi Fon yelled but only loud enough for the table next to them to hear; now her tone laced with complete irritation and the vein on her forehead began throbbing again.
"Jheeze kid no need to be rude ya know" Kukaku said while taking long puffs of her cigarette.
Soi Fon closes her eyes and begins counting to ten then says "Whatever" she attempts to leave but when she opened her eyes, the three older students are seated next her with Soi Fon in the middle, the next thing she sees is her drink in front of her. She glares at them then scowls at her drink before huffing.
'Aw, she is so cute even though that glare scares the shit out of me that scowl just looks so cute on her. Ugh! Everything about her drives me crazy. Jheeze, I just want to take her to bed right now and Oh My God! Those arms of hers, there so well-toned. I wouldn't mind being pinned down by her' Yoruichi thought. Subconsciously rubbing her index finger up and down Soi Fon's arm and brushing her leg against hers.
Soi Fon looks at the dark skinned girl curiously but even more curiously she thought 'Why haven't I snapped her fingers yet? Why does this feel so right? Damn this feeling in my gut wha-' before she could finish her thoughts she was pulled out by Kisuke.
"Are you sure were the pain in your ass and it's not just the stick that is permanently stuck up it?" Kisuke said in his childish teasing tone accompanied by his teasing grin. Kukaku and Yoruichi begin to laugh out loud, their heads thrown back and shoulders shaking in laughter.
Soi Fon could feel her blood boil at the comment and the vein throbbing. She was about to lash out and clock the blond headed fool in the face when... "Soi-Bean!" a faint voice barely audible due to the music but the four heads follow to where the voice came from. About 2 feet stood a woman in a black crop top, a white jean jacket with the sleeves roles up to the elbows and white jean shorts lastly with white and black Nike Air Force high tops. The woman had tanned skin but not as dark as Yoruichi's, blonde hair and green eyes. Kisuke, Kukaku and Yoruichi to see the woman she was almost as stunning as the goddess. She made her way to Soi Fon's table.
"Hey Soi-Bean" she said in a teasing voice with a smirk plastered to her face.
'Soi bean?' The three students thought simultaneously laughing inwardly knowing that if laughed out loud, they would likely be dead
The vein began to shake violently and Soi Fon's face began to turn red, she closes her eyes once more, her hands clenched into fist. She growled dangerously "What did I tell you about calling me that Harribel?"
Yoruichi chuckled inwardly. 'Hehehe my little bee is going to beat the fuc-'
"Mmmm… I just love it when you're all fired up like that. It looks like I'm gonna have another wicked night in bed" the smirk on her face increasing in size as she saw Soi Fon's eyes open full of irritation and lust.
'Wicked night in bed?' the three older students once again thought the same thought at the same time. They turn to look at each other oddly, each of their faces asking the same question. They turned to look at the younger one on the table.
Soi Fon chuckles slightly and a smirk now in place.
'What the fuck?! Who is this woman?' Yoruichi thought, her blood begins to boil with jealousy
'Ahah! I win… Yoruichi you better be prepared to pay up but I must say the kid sure knows how to pick girls.' Kukaku thought with a grin appearing on her face
'Well this just makes more interesting. I wonder what Yoruichi will do, if my suspicions are correct then this is the kid's-' Kisuke thought before being broken out of his thoughts by…
"Oops I haven't said hello yet have I?" Harribel said with her smirk still plastered to her face. She leans across the table and grabs Soi by her chin and pulls her towards the middle, the blonde connects her lips to the ebony haired girl's. Soi's eyes immediately shut and began to return the kiss while smirking through it, she begins to lick Harribel bottom lip begging for entrance and once she is granted a full out tongue battle of dominance began. After a few minute the two pull away and breathing hard, Soi Fon still smirking indicating she clearly was the one that won the war of dominance this time, the three seniors once again frozen in their seats and blood gushing out from Kisuke's nose. Once they noticed the lip locking has ended; Kisuke immediately puts his hand over his nose and digs through his pockets to see if he has tissue, Kukaku grinning wider than before because she knows the bet is in the bag and Yoruichi shocked to the core and is clearly written on her face.
"Ahem" Yoruichi clears her throat Soi Fon and Harribel turn her way.
"So little bee, who is this?" Yoruichi said with venom in her voice that didn't go unnoticed by Kukaku and Kisuke even Soi seemed to notice because her smirk seemed to disappear and her trademark scowl appeared for a brief moment before a look of confusion and a brow raised was aimed at the Shihōin heir. Silence lingers around the table, the only sounds were the people around them and music being played it was like that for a few minutes until….
"The names Tia Harribel and I'm Soi's Girlfriend"