Ch 40: Ouch Ouch, You're on my Hair!

"So How's the virginal weirdo?" House asked the team when he arrived. He had a tray of coffees in one hand and a look of amusement plastered all over his face. His team was a bit surprised to see him bearing gifts and were cautious when he placed the tray down on the table in front of them.

"What the hell did you guys do to him?" Foreman asked. It was his first day back and he had not been prepared for a 'nice' House. Thirteen shot him an annoyed look in response and picked up a cup, determined to spite Foreman whenever he acted 'too big for his breeches' so to speak. "You're going to drink that?" he asked incredulously.

"What's the big deal?" House asked. "I bring in coffee to celebrate the return of our fallen comrade and you think I'm out to kill you all off?"

He took a coffee out of the tray and took a sip, following Thirteen's lead. "He wouldn't kill an unborn child he won't kill you," Thirteen told her ex-boyfriend. "Either take a coffee or check on the patient."

"Tension!" House said, jumping on the opportunity to rib his employees a bit. Of course he hoped that the two of them would get more annoyed with him than each other, but that would take time. "Like two cats hissing at each other…or a married couple."

"I wouldn't make too many remarks like that one if you want to get to the 'married couple' stage," Sundai said with a grin.

"The new kid is hip to the comebacks? You old guys are pathetic."

"Don't listen to him that closely," Thirteen advised the newest doctor. "He's going to push you to see how far he can get."

"I can't now," House said, annoyed. "You've ruined it for me…she'll be expecting it. Pregnancy Hormones! Damn!" House took his coffee back to his private office and let the team disperse on their own. He had to go online for a wedding gift for Cuddy, his mood less than perky after Thirteen had given away his position with Sundai.

House's day was turning out poorly until he escaped to the clinic to blow off his hours in an exam room with only the television to talk at him. He settled back on the table, hands behind his head and legs propped up for a bit of relaxation, and before he knew it, he had dozed off.

Cuddy had been looking for House for a while and finally thought to check the clinic. Rosie, the head nurse, informed her that House had been in exam room three for nearly an hour and Cuddy thanked the woman before letting herself in. She wasn't surprised to find her fiancé snoring lightly on the exam table. A wicked idea popped into her head and she quietly locked the door, then crossed the room and took a roll of medical tape out of a drawer.

House woke up to see Cuddy hovering over him and he immediately tried to sit up. He was a bit worried when none of his limbs seemed to be working. "Ah ah ah…we're playing doctor and you're going to be the patient," she informed him.

"You taped me to the table?" he asked as he strained to see his bonds.

"Yes."

"Kinky," he replied with a grin. "Since when do you blow off work to blow me, though?"

"Your bad habits are starting to rub off on me," she said with a smirk. "So I thought…"

"I can guess where this is going," he told her. "And I like it very much."

Cuddy moved closer to him, pulling off a few more inches of tape and holding it between both thumbs and forefingers. "Good…but I hope you weren't thinking that you'd have any fun…" She placed the tape over his lips before he could protest, then kissed his temple. "I'm the one in charge today." He moaned into his closed mouth when she grazed his crotch as she moved away again.

House kept his eyes firmly on Cuddy as she performed a strip tease, sans music, in front of his eyes. He was reminded a bit of the hallucination he had had of her in the white number on the bus. She surprised him further, however, by revealing a sexy teal and black corset and g-string ensemble with garters and thigh high stockings, however.

Slowly all of her clothing was tossed onto the floor and she was left wearing only the garters and stockings. House nearly choked on his tongue when she settled down on a stool and spread her legs in front of him, then proceeded to touch herself. She sighed gently as her fingers worked to spread the folds of her intimacy, then caress the bundle of nerves that made her whole body shake.

While she used one hand to squeeze and tease her clit, Cuddy pushed herself open with the other and inserted first one, then two fingers into her dripping pussy. House's pants were tented hugely and she licked her lips seductively, before bringing herself to orgasm, eyes locked on his. When she was finished she stuck her fingers into her mouth, tasting herself, then teased her erect nipples for a bit.

"Would you like me to take a look at you?" she asked huskily as she crossed the room toward her fiancé, rubbing her body as she went. House murmured and attempted to nod, hoping she would get the idea. "What seems to be the problem?" she asked, slowly unfastening his trousers. She tugged his jeans down his legs to his ankles, and then returned to his boxer clad erection. "Your heart is racing," she breathed, fingers on his throat as on hand slipped under the band of the silky material. "Maybe you need a bit of…resuscitation…" She licked his chin and tugged his boxers down, freeing his hard cock and pushed his shirt up to lick his navel before touching him again.

House thrust his hips up toward her, but she pushed him back down again. "Patience is a virtue, love," she told him before she took all of him into her hot mouth. He arched off of the table and she swallowed repeatedly, giving him a bit of the friction he so desired. She pinned him back to the table and sucked him hard for several moments before taking away all contact with his privates. "This is against procedure," she said, moving her hips to hover over his, her opening poised over his throbbing member. "But I suppose I can risk it, if you'll promise me a great fuck…"

House would have promised her anything at the moment that she settled down on him, her hot, tight folds clinging to him and milking him deliciously. She started to rock and he thrust up into her. They pushed together desperately, both seeking release as the tension started to build within them both. House felt his balls tighten, but held back, wanting to push her over the edge before he spilled himself into her. She wasn't long in coming, fortunately as the thought of him desperately wanting her had had her aching with need for quite some time. She cried out as she clenched around him, not stopping her movements, though she was swearing incoherently and riding out bliss. He kept thrusting into her as his seed filled her and they kept moving until neither could take it anymore.

"That was amazing," he said hoarsely as soon as she pulled the tape off of his mouth. "You've got to do that again!"

She smiled. "Definitely…" They spent the rest of the evening in exam room three, replaying the game of doctor over and over again.