Ch 48: Candy, Coco, Honey and the Food Gang

"What's going on?" Cuddy asked Wilson suspiciously as he ushered a grinning House out of the hospital late one Friday evening. The oncologist was beet red and hadn't given any explanation of his actions except that he needed his best friend's help. He was tugging at House's sleeves like an impatient child in a candy store and she had to wonder if he had some devious plan for a bachelor's party.

"Erm…I just need his help," he said, trying and failing to brush her off.

"You're taking him to get liquored up and look at a bunch of naked women, aren't you?"

"Why would you think that?" Wilson asked.

"The wedding is in one month exactly and he hasn't come begging for my forgiveness for something stupid he did at a bachelor's party yet," she replied, one hand on her hip.

"You think I'd do something stupid?" House piped up.

"Of course you would. The notorious horrible drunk here can't keep tabs on you," she said disdainfully.

"Hey!" Wilson protested, not liking where her remarks were leaving him.

"Look, if I wanted to go to a party, there really isn't anything you could do to stop me," House told his fiancé defiantly.

"No, but I could sure as hell call the wedding off," she retorted, fire in her eyes.

"Look, it's not a big deal. I'll make sure to keep him out of trouble!" Wilson told her, trying to diffuse the situation.

"So it is a party?" she demanded.

"Sort of…really it's just a few beers with some guys."

"No strippers?" House and Cuddy said simultaneously, the former disappointedly, the latter surprised.

"No strippers. We couldn't even find anyone willing to take their clothes off in front of House…I tried to recruit Chase, but…" Wilson shook his head. "Not interested."

Cuddy narrowed her eyes. "If something happens to break us up, I'll hold you personally responsible!" she said, poking a finger into her employee and friend's chest. Wilson looked completely flabbergasted, not knowing what to say. Finally after a moment, Cuddy turned on her heel, throwing a dirty look back over her shoulder at Wilson, and traipsed back into her office.

"Wow…that went well," House stated sarcastically.

Wilson let out a breath he had been holding. "I thought she might actually castrate both of us!"

"So no strippers then?" House asked, a bit dejectedly.

"You are doing this just once…" Wilson replied a spark in his eye. "So I got all the strippers I could find."

House returned his friend's grin. "Cuddy is going to be so pissed if she finds out!"

"She'd better not find out then," Wilson warned.

The party was already raving when House and Wilson arrived in Wilson's apartment. Thirteen was at the bar, pouring drinks for Chase and Cameron and wearing a tube top that was strangely flattering, considering she had given birth just a few short weeks before. "I didn't expect her to bounce back that fast," House commented upon spotting her.

"She's a fighter, alright," Wilson replied cheekily.

"Where's the kid?"

"We took him to a baby sitter's place," Wilson admitted. "Didn't like the thought of him being here with such things going on."

"Are mommy and daddy going to do dirty things while the baby sitter is still on the clock?" House questioned, much to Wilson's embarrassment.

"It is a full night of babysitting that we're paying for…"

House laughed loudly and allowed Wilson to lead him over to a blonde and a brunette who seemed to be getting rather friendly in nothing but their underwear by the bar. Thirteen had been eyeing the pair as well. "Coco and Honey," Wilson introduced. "And this is the lucky man!"

"Nice to meet you," the blonde said, extending her hand. "I'm Honey."

"You must be Coco, then," House said, extending his other hand to the brunette. She giggled in response and rubbed her breasts against his outstretched hand. "You chose well, my friend," House told Wilson, earning a laugh.

"I try," he responded, turning to stare at the girl who had taken up residence on top of the bar and was dancing in a pair of booty shorts and a bra.

"Is that?" House asked, astonished.

"Oh yes…Sundai decided to join the festivities," Wilson replied with a grin.

"Oh my damn…"
The party continued well on into the night and House got fairly friendly with the pair of girls he had met in the beginning. Sundai gave him a lap dance, much to the amusement of the doctors of PPTH, Thirteen in particular. "This doesn't leave the apartment!" she announced. "A onetime experience," she added in House's ear. House ended up drunk in a pile of female bodies on an air mattress in Wilson's floor for the night. Sundai's bottom was pressed firmly against his crotch.

He woke up to the sensation of hips grinding into his own and realized that his employee was moving in her sleep. His hard on was pressing into her firm ass and he inwardly groaned, hoping Cuddy never found out about his endeavors from the previous night. A soft moan from Sundai had him wondering what had gotten into her that she was so open with him. He automatically pressed against her a bit when her bum rubbed against his erection once again. He wasn't completely sober and so the thought that he was doing something that was not at all a good idea never crossed his mind. He pulled her even closer, grabbing one of her breasts with one hand and securing her against him with the other.

Before House realized what was going on, she had awakened and turned around to face him. She licked his bottom lip seductively and he gave in to her, kissing her hard and pressing his tented trousers between the material of her booty shorts. Clothes went flying and bodies were moved aside as House and Sundai sought to get closer to one another. Some of the strippers woke up and watched as she mounted his naked cock and began to ride him. He threw his head back and moaned as the sensation of her tight body surrounding him filled his senses.

Things heated up as the other girls started joining in. Honey moved closer to the action first, kissing Sundai a bit, then spreading her legs over House's face and urging him to take his fill. He plunged his tongue into her as she rubbed herself on him. Coco and a girl he remembered being called Candy each took on of Sundai's breasts into their mouth and began sucking, touching themselves liberally and rubbing their bodies along the pair fucking. Sundai climaxed around House for the first time after slamming herself down onto his stiff member repeatedly. He had to adjust the party accordingly when she lost some of the mobility under the waves of pleasure washing over her. He put her on her back and began thrusing into her as several girls swamped them, suckling her breasts, offering their wet pussies up to her hungry mouth, licking at House's balls as the slapped against Sundai's firm body and spreading themselves out for House to devour.

As House pounded into his employee and licked another girl's hot young cunt, those still in the apartment became one huge orgy, getting attention from wherever they could take it and begging for more like whores. House found release inside of Sundai's body after a long while and moved aside so a girl with a double ended dildo could continue the assault on the girl who had been sexed into six orgasms. Girls came to House and sucked his cock, licking him clean and rubbing their pussies all over his body, fighting for the attentions of his mouth. He was hard again before long and Bubbles, a voluptuous redhead replaced her lips and tongue with her vagina.

This went on for hours and hours until House was thoroughly worn out. Eventually he made his way back over to Sundai to lick clean her battered pussy and take her one last time before passing out just as the sun broke through the twilight. He didn't wake again until Wilson's voice disturbed his sleep, sounding horrified and jealous all at the same time. "What happened?" he demanded of House, who was being licked by a mocha skinned girl called Sexi Lexi.

"I don't know…I think I fucked up," he said, looking down as he came into the girl's mouth.

"Yeah you did."