Okay thanks for the reviews so far. I got a question asking if I think I made Edd's personality change too quick. Truthfully my answer to this is no. Because if you think about it Edd has a dad and an uncle that are both cops. Since they're tough they influenced his personality when he was growing up. Hope that answers the question. This chapter contains strong gore and violence. And this chapter has a little comedy towards the end. For a quick notice this story will be changed to 'M' because of violence, gore, and maybe some adult themes later. So, without any further delay, here's the next installment of 'Resident Edville'
Disclaimer: I do not own EEnE or Resident Evil. I own the idea of the story, and the OC character, 'Vic'
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Edd was surrounded by darkness. He looked around, all that he saw was darkness. He heard a faint voice calling his name. Edd looked around, but found no one.
"That sounded like Rolf" Edd muttered. The voice came back, it was Rolf's voice.
"Now is not the time to be laying around Double D Edd boy!" Rolf called. Edd was confused, he was standing up.
"Rolf needs Edd boy to wake up, yes?" Edd rolled his eyes. Rolf really needed to stop using his name as though in third person. Edd felt his body being shaken from a grip on his chest.
Edd's eyes opened a little bit and he noticed Rolf towering over him. He grabbed Edd's shirt and shook him again.
"Get up Edd boy! We need your help!" Rolf called. Edd stood up and faced Rolf.
"There you go. On your feet Edd boy" Rolf continued.
"Double D! Catch!" Eddy said tossing the gun to Edd. Edd caught the .45 and held it at the ready. He saw a zombie about to bite Ed's neck.
"Ed! Get down!" Edd called. Ed ducked at the sight of a quarter. There was a crack as Edd fired the gun. The zombies head shot blood all over the place. Ed stood up and saw a zombie. Ed covered his head but saw the zombie fall back.
"I am Ed! The zombie destroyer!" Ed cheered raising his fist. Edd grimaced and glanced around. He didn't see any zombies in sight. Edd was about to tuck the .45 away until he heard Kevin scream.
"Get away from me creeps!" Kevin shouted holding up a rock. Kevin threw the rock and hit a zombie in the head. The zombie groaned in pain and staggered into the other zombie. Kevin smirked.
"Oh yeah, that's how I roll" Kevin said but he felt cold breath on his neck. He turned slightly and saw a zombie just about to bite his neck.
"Get off me! Help!" Kevin cried. Kevin was waiting for pain, but all he felt was a splash of liquid on the side of his face. He opened his eyes to see the zombie fall dead. He looked over and saw Edd lowering the .45. Kevin was shocked.
"Why did the dork save me after all the things I said to him?" Kevin thought. Edd beckoned the kids to follow him. They turned down the road and headed towards the police station.
The street was filled with fires and crashed cars. Edd noticed a patrol car up ahead. The car read 'Bravo 3' his eyes widened. That was his dads car. He sprinted towards his dad's car and looked inside it.
The car was empty, but he noticed a small shotgun. He grinned and picked it up. Edd found a couple slugs for the gun and put them in his pocket. He ran back to his friends and squatted down by them.
"What the heck is that?" Jimmy asked pointing to the shotgun. Edd grinned with pride.
"A shotgun" Edd replied cocking it. A groan came from the side of the group.
"Zombie!" Eddy screamed hiding behind Edd.
"Shoot it Double D!" Edd rolled his eyes and aimed. A loud bang echoed as the slug exited the shotgun. The zombie's head exploded, it fell to the ground blood pooling around the corpse. The kids looked at Edd with wide eyes, he didn't even look like he had any regret.
"Lets go, the longer we stay here the more zombies will find us" Edd spoke jogging down the road. The kids ran to keep up with Edd.
They finally came to a halt as Edd held up his hand. Edd gazed around the corner of the building. Across the street was the police department.
"Wait here. I'm going to go scout the area to see if we have company" Edd ordered. The kids nodded and watched Edd running crouched down. Edd looked around and didn't see any threats. He beckoned the group over to him. The kids sprinted over to Edd and followed him up the stairs. They stopped at the double doors and looked at Edd.
Edd slowly opened a door and peered inside. The entrance room was clear, he quickly walked inside, shotgun at the ready. A groan came from behind
Edd. Edd turned around and saw two zombies behind him.
"Shit!" Edd shouted turning around firing a slug. The slug struck the zombie in the arm causing it to fly across the room. Edd pumped the shotgun and fired again. This time the zombie fell dead.
He cocked the gun and aimed at the zombie. The zombie moved to quick and grabbed Edd's shoulders. Edd struggled to break free. The zombie was just about to bite into his neck until rapid shots echoed around the room. The zombie slumped over and fell to the floor. Edd looked around to see where the shots came from.
"Eddward, is that you?" a voice called. Edd looked up on the second floor. His eyes widened as he saw his dad lowering an M4. Edd nodded with a wave.
"Yeah. Hey dad" Edd said looking down.
"Are you okay?" Leon asked. Edd nodded.
"Yeah dad, I'm okay" Edd replied. Leon loaded another clip into the M4 and looked at Edd.
"Eddward get your friends up here. The remaining officers are in the office" Leon ordered. Edd nodded and cocked the shotgun.
"Will do!" Edd called. Edd turned around and went to a hall that led to a stairway. The kids ran over to Edd as he tried to open the door. The door wouldn't budge.
"Just has to be jammed" Edd sighed. Edd kicked the door and it flew open.
"Stay close behind me" Edd ordered as he walked slowly, .45 at the ready.
They slowly went down the hall following Edd. They stayed silent until Jimmy screamed. Edd turned around and already had his finger on the trigger. Nothing was there, but he noticed Jimmy's terrified expression.
"Jimmy, what's wrong?" Edd asked glancing around. Jimmy pointed to the window ahead of them.
"A monster, or thing, climbed up the window" Jimmy stuttered hiding behind Sarah. Edd nodded.
"Okay stay alert, this might get ugly" Edd announced. They continued the hall and turned. A door to the stairs was at the end of the hallway.
They were about to continue until they heard lip smacking. The group tensed and tried to find the source of the sound. They heard it coming closer, but there was no sign of anything.
Edd's eyes widened, it was coming from the ceiling. Edd pulled out the shotgun and aimed at the ceiling. The kids looked up and paled. On the ceiling was a creature surrounded only by inside out skin with a long tongue.
"What the hell is that!?" Kevin shouted pointing at the creature. The creature lunged at the group, Edd fired a slug. The slug tore into the creatures chest sending it through a wall.
"Run! I don't think it's dead yet!" Edd yelled. They ran down the hall, Edd fired another round into the door. The door exploded into splinters and revealed a stairway.
"Run up to the top floor!" Edd ordered hopping through the hole in the door.
The kids scrambled up the stairs and began running as fast as they could. The creature could be heard climbing up the walls. The creature lunged at the kids but missed them. Edd was at the back of the group to protect them. The creature looked at Edd and shot it's tongue at him.
Edd just missed the attack, the tongue looked as sharp as a blade. Edd fired another slug into the creature. The creature was launched off it's legs and tumbled down a flight of stairs.
Edd quickly ran into the door at the top of the stairs. There was a big hole that led down into the hallway where they came from. The kids were already at a door at the end of the hall.
"Double D! Hurry up!" Eddy yelled. Edd began to sprint as hard as he could. He jumped across the hole and landed safely.
But just as he landed, a tongue shot up from the hole and wrapped around Edd's leg. Edd gave a surprised cry as he was pulled to the floor. The shotgun fell away from him and he clutched to the edge of the hole.
"Double D!" the kids chorused. The door behind the kids opened to reveal Leon and a woman with shoulder length brown hair.
"Eddward! Hang on!" Leon called running over to his son. Another creature came up from the stairway door. Leon cursed and began shooting at the creature in the doorway. The creature took the entire clip in the chest and face. The creature fell over the railing and out of sight. There came a sickening splat.
The creature must have exploded as it hit the ground. Leon turned to Edd to see him losing his grip on the hole. He was about to run and help until he saw Edd pull out a .45 and aim.
"Chew on this!" Edd spat and fired a round into the creature's head. The creature released it's grip on Edd and fell to the ground dead.
The floor began to collapse under Edd. He quickly used the last of his strength and pulled himself up. Edd got up and ran the floor collapsing behind him.
"Come on! Come on!" Leon called. The floor was too quick and gave out under Edd.
"Jump for it Edd boy!" Rolf shouted. Edd jumped just in time and was caught by hit friends and dad. The floor collapsed and crushed the creatures. Edd was panting with sweat running down his face.
"Eddward, you okay?" the woman asked.
"Yeah I'm fine Jill, thanks for asking" Edd replied. Leon grinned at Edd and ruffled his hair.
"Good job sport" Leon said with pride. Edd grinned at his fathers praise. Leon pulled Edd up and carried him by the shoulder. The kids followed Jill and Leon into the room behind them.
The group entered a big office like room. Jill and Leon pointed to where the kids could sit. All the kids sat down in a small living room like area. Edd, Ed, and Rolf sat near the fireplace on a leather couch. Kevin, Nazz, and Eddy sat in leather chairs. Jimmy, Sarah, and Jonny sat in front of the fireplace. Jill and Leon came back holding some food and drinks.
"Here's some lunch for you all" Jill said setting the tray down on a table. Leon tossed a soda to all the kids and sat down by Edd.
"So, Eddward. Vic tells me you were driving a Humvee without your license" Leon said with a smirk. Edd choked on his Amp and looked at his father.
"You're not too pleased with me are you?" Edd asked with a grimace. Leon smiled at his son.
"No. I'm proud of you Eddward" Leon replied placing a hand on Edd's shoulder. Edd looked at his dad in surprise.
"R-Really?" Edd asked astounded. Leon nodded and took a sip of his Pepsi.
"Yes. You got your friends out of the school safely. You protected them from the zombies and those two creatures. I couldn't be more proud of you" Leon saidhonestly. Edd smiled and a tear fell down his face.
"Thanks dad" Edd said with a true smile.
"Anytime Eddward. Anytime" Leon said standing up.
The kids looked at Leon and Jill who were about to go eat their lunches.
"Uh, Mr. Kennedy?" Eddy asked shifting slightly. Leon looked at Eddy with raised eyebrows.
"Yeah Eddy what's up?" Leon asked. Eddy fidgeted under Leon's stare.
"Um. Is there any guns around here that we can use to protect ourselves?" Eddy asked. Leon looked at Eddy in amusement.
"Yes. This isn't a police department for nothing Eddy" Leon replied.
"Could we each have a gun? Double D has a shotgun and a .45 to keep us safe. We want to be able to help too" Eddy asked. Jill had an irritated look on her face.
"Uh, Jill, why are you glaring at Eddy like you want to kill him?" Nazz asked.
"I find it a little offensive to call Eddward, 'Double D' not only is it offensive to him. But it is offensive to us women" Jill replied calming down.
"Why is that?" Ed asked with a puzzled look. Jill blushed in embarrassment.
"Uh, well. Lets just say the nickname you have for Eddward is a certain part of a woman's body" Jill stammered.
"What part?" asked Ed. Jill looked at him like he was completely stupid.
"Jill before you say anything, you should know Ed isn't exactly smart when it comes to school" Edd spoke.
"No offense Ed" Edd added. Ed grinned stupidly.
"I like chickens!" Ed said with a grin. Jill giggled at Ed's response.
"Well. If he does better in school, he might actually be able to have good success with women" Jill said with a smile.
"You're kidding right? Monobrow here can't even tell what's up and what's down" Eddy said with a laugh.
"Eddy, shut up" Edd said. Eddy closed his mouth and crossed his arms.
"Sorry Ed" Eddy apologized. Ed grinned at Eddy.
"Squeeze me Eddy!" Ed yelled. Eddy twitched in discomfort.
"Uh, I'll take a rain check on that Ed" Eddy replied.
"But why do you say the dork will have success with women?" Kevin asked who eyed Jill up and down. Jill glared at Kevin and he flinched.
"Well, I'll tell you one thing kid. He is more good looking than you are" Jill replied. Kevin's eye twitched and he slumped down.
"Harsh lady" Kevin muttered.
Sarah looked at Jill who was glaring at Kevin with annoyance.
"Uh, Jill, why do you say Ed will be good with women?" Sarah asked. Jill looked down at Sarah with a smile.
"He's a handsome boy, that's why" Jill said with a light blush. Ed heard this and turned cherry red. He turned around hid behind the couch in embarrassment. Jill giggled at Ed and walked over to him. Ed looked up and saw Jill looking down at him. He blushed harder and looked away.
"What's wrong Ed? Are you embarrassed? Jill asked pulling him up. Ed nodded dumbly.
"Why?" Jill asked. Ed looked at the ground.
"I can't talk to girls. Every time I do something just comes out of my mouth and makes them avoid me" Ed said shuffling his feet. Jill sighed at Ed.
"You can talk to girls Ed. You just need some confidence" Jill said with a smile.
"Confidence? How do I get it?" Ed asked.
"You just. Hm" Jill said crossing her arms.
"Well confidence is gained by doing something small then doing bigger things" Jill spoke.
"Can you give me confidence?" Ed asked. Jill thought for a moment and smiled.
"Well, I guess I could give him a 'small' push in the right direction" Jill thought.
"Yes I can Ed. Just close your eyes" Jill said with a small tint of red on her face. Ed closed his eyes. Jill leaned forward and gave Ed a small kiss on the lips. Everyone looked at Ed wide eyed. A lot of them had various thoughts.
'No way!' Leon thought. Jill was the 'Ice Queen' around the station. But she just broke her rule and kissed a kid she barely knew.
'How come Monobrow gets a kiss?' Eddy thought with envy.
'Why does the dork get a kiss from a hot babe?' Kevin thought glaring at Ed.
'You're lucky Ed' Edd thought with a smile.
'Rolf is confused about what just happened' Rolf thought rubbing his chin.
'Cool!' Jonny thought looking at Ed.
'Eww!' Jimmy cringed.
'Did my brother just get kissed by a beautiful older woman?' Sarah thought with a dropped jaw.
'I wonder if Ed was the first of the Ed's to get kissed?' Nazz thought with a smile.
Jill pulled away from Ed who had opened his eyes at the last minute. He blushed so hard it put tomatoes to shame.
"I hope that helped a little bit Ed" Jill said with a seductive wink. That sent Ed over his limit. He fell over backwards and fainted.
"Ed?" Edd asked with surprise.
"Monobrow, you okay?" Eddy asked with raised eyebrows.
"Jill. Kiss. Confused I am" Ed muttered in his unconscious state. Ed had a large grin on his face and his face was still red. Leon smirked and shook his head.
"Nice going Jill. You just seduced Ed without a striptease" Leon teased. Jill blushed hard.
"It's not like that you pervert!" Jill retorted chasing after Leon with a wooden spoon.
"To answer your question Eddy, yes you can use the guns for safety! But make sure Eddward teaches you all to use one first" Leon spoke quickly before running to the mens bathroom.
"That's not going to stop me Leon!" Jill yelled running into the bathroom. Everyone laughed as they heard Jill telling Leon that she would tell Claire about the joke.
Apparently she won without much trouble. Leon was more terrified of Claire than Jill when it came to anger. Jill walked out holding a now broken wooden spoon. Leon stumbled out of the bathroom and fell to the floor with a thump. Edd sighed and went over to his dad. He picked his father up and sat him at the lunch table.
Edd came back and sat down on the couch. He closed his eyes and decided to take a nap.
Okay, there's the chapter. I hope you liked the chapter. Remember the story will be put under the 'M' rating category. I hope you liked the little scene with Ed and Jill. I want a list of pairings for the story. The list will be at the bottom of this note. No Yaoi pairings! Jesus f-in Christ. If anyone and I mean ANYONE suggests a yaoi pairing I'll put it as a random pairing vote.
Parings:
EdxJill:
EddxNazz:
ChrisxJill:
EdxRebecca:
KevinxRebecca:
KevinxNazz:
EddxSarah:
Post votes on the reviews. Pairings will be at the end of the following chapter. Read and Review please.