Okay here's the next chapter of 'Resident Edville' Sorry if this chapter is short. Since I only got vote for pairings, the pairings will be EdxJill and EddxNazz. If you don't like the pairings, too bad. Now lets get to the story! Read and Review when done please.

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Italics-Thoughts/Letters/Flashbacks

I do not own EEnE or Resident Evil. I just own the OC character, 'Vic' and the idea for the story.


Edd woke up to someone shaking his shoulder. He grunted and looked up to see his father.

"Hey dad, what's up?" Edd asked yawning.

"Eddward, I need you to listen to me closely" Leon said with a serious tone. Edd opened his eyes and nodded.

"Okay, what do you need to tell me dad?" Edd asked. Leon looked at Eddward and sighed.

"Jill and I are going to take a helicopter to Umbrella Incorporations. The 'S.T.A.R.S' convoy gave us a distress call" Leon began. Edd's eyes snapped open.

"Is Chris okay?" Edd asked with concern. Leon nodded.

"Yes. He and Rebbecca called us about ten minutes ago" Edd nodded.

"Jill and I are going to go get them out of there. But we will need to find Wesker. He got separated from them when they entered the Umbrella building" Leon finished. Edd nodded and stood up.

"How long are you going to be gone for?" Edd asked. Leon shook his head at Edd.

"I don't know Eddward. But depending on how long it takes to find Wesker, we may not be back till morning" Leon replied. Edd nodded.

"Okay. Is there anything you want us to do?" Edd asked. Leon nodded.

"Yes. I want you to show your friends how to use guns. And I want you to remain in this vicinity" Leon began.

"There are showers, food in the kitchen, and barracks across the bathrooms" Leon finished. Edd nodded.

"Okay dad. I'll be sure to keep us on our feet until you return" Edd replied. Leon smiled at his son and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"I'm sure you will" Leon said with a smile. He turned around and left the room. Edd stood up and walked to the kitchen to check the time. The clock read five o' clock.

"Wow. I must have been tired" Edd muttered.


Edd heard a door open behind him. He saw Ed walk out with a towel around his waist. Edd just noticed how muscular Ed was.

"Hey Ed" Edd spoke. Ed turned around and looked at Edd.

"Hey Double D! What's up?" Ed asked. Edd grinned and shook his head.

"Nothing. But do you weight lift or something?" Edd asked pointing to him. Ed nodded with a grin.

"Yeah. My dad wants me to be ready for football season" Ed replied. Ed ran his hand through his hair until it stood up in all angles. Edd was about to speak but the bathroom door opened. Jill came out and looked at them.

"Hey Eddward. We'll be back soon" Jill said smiling at him. Ed turned around and saw Jill. He felt his face heat up and he shook his head.

"Bad Ed! Bad Ed!" Ed shouted in his mind.

"Ed. You okay?" Jill asked. Ed turned around to face her and he opened his mouth.

"Uh. Fine I am" Ed stammered. Jill blushed as she looked at Ed's very muscular chest. Edd smirked and raised his eyebrows.

"Do you workout Ed?" Jill asked, the blush remained on her face. Ed nodded with a grin.

"Yup! Been playing football for three years now" Ed replied. Jill nodded and walked over to him. Ed felt himself blush a little bit.

"Ed. Please stay safe, don't do anything reckless" Jill said hugging him. Ed felt his eyes bulge out of his head and he felt two big soft things press against his chest. She kissed Ed's cheek and stood up. She left the room swaying her hips from side to side. Edd was standing there, thunderstruck. Jill had feelings for Ed. Edd grinned in support for his best friend. Ed would graduate this year and leave for college. Edd hoped Ed and Jill might become a couple, they both had more in common than they knew.

Ed currently was still watching Jill's hips swaying side to side as she went to the door. She turned around and blushed when she saw Ed looking at her ass.

"Yes!" Jill screamed inwardly. She winked at Ed and left the room to the helicopter.

"I'm sure she did that on purpose" Ed thought crossing his arms. He grinned pervertedly as he remembered the two soft objects against his chest.

"Ed! Earth to Ed!" Edd called waving his hand in front of Ed's face.

"Don't know what you just said Double D!" Ed said with a grin. He walked to the barracks to put his clothes on.


Edd now stood in front of a shooting gallery. All the kids were standing behind him.

"Okay. Now, can someone tell me how to empty a gun?" Edd asked leaning against the wall. Kevin raised his hand.

"Go ahead Kevin" Edd spoke. Kevin nodded and stood up.

"Once the clip is empty. You need to release the clip by pressing the release button after the clip is empty" Kevin answered. Edd nodded.

"Good. Now can someone tell me how to turn a gun on and off safety?" Edd asked. Eddy raised his hand.

"Yes Eddy?" Edd asked pointing at him.

"There's a small switch above the trigger. Flip the switch and switch to turn safety on and off. A green dot will appear when safety is on, red if it's not" Eddy replied. Edd grinned and nodded.

"Okay. Now how do you reload a gun?" Edd asked. Nazz raised her hand. Edd nodded at Nazz for her to speak.

"You release the clip and insert a new one. Then you cock the gun" Nazz spoke hoping she got it right. Edd clapped.

"Good. Now, I want you to go to the vault over there and pick up a pistol" Edd ordered.

The kids walked to the vault and came back moments later carrying a pistol.

"Okay, now walk to your booths and put on your earmuffs" Edd ordered. The kids walked to an individual booth and put the earmuffs on.

"Good. Now I want you to practice your aim on the targets that appear in the front of your booth" Edd continued flipping a switch. Target dummies appeared in front of everyones booths.

"Now. Practice your aiming and reloading" Edd spoke. Edd put his earmuffs on and pressed a green button. The dummies began to move back slowly. The room was echoing with gunshots. Empty shells hit the floor and bounced around. Edd watched the kids and how they did with their aim.

Kevin had some decent aim. Lots of his dummies had bullet holes in their chest region. Nazz had very good aim as well. She had four bullets in the dummies head and numerous others in the torso. Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, and Rolf had avarage aim. Although their shots didn't hit in vital points, they still hit their dummies. Eddy and Ed, however, were another story. Both of them hit their dummies in the head with all their clips. Edd was surprised that Ed and Eddy did so well.

Edd stopped the dummies from moving and shut down the gallery. The kids took off their ear muffs and were telling each other about their shots.

"Okay. Settle down everyone!" Edd called. The kids sat down on the bench looking at Edd.

"Good. All of you have good aim. Congratulations" Edd said with a smile. The kids beamed with pride.

"Now. For those of you who don't have good aim, I suggest you stay close to the sharpshooters" Edd spoke. Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, and Rolf all shifted in embarrassment. Edd chuckled lightly and pointed the .45 at the moving dummy. He pulled the trigger and a shot echoed around the room. The bullet hit the dummy in the head shooting it off the chain.

"Okay. Now, I want you all to grab a weapon you want to use. Grab all the ammo for that gun and do a weapons check" Edd ordered. The kids nodded and walked to the vault.

Edd followed them into the vault. He walked down to the end and found his locker. Edd opened his locker to reveal a Dragnuv Sniper, a Desert Eagle, and a small shotgun. Edd picked up his weapons and a belt to hold them. He put his Desert Eagle in his breast holder. The shotgun slung around his back. And he held the Dragnuv in his arms. Edd pulled out a couple grenades and attached them to his belt. He picked up all the ammo that was in his locker. Edd had over 200 rounds for each weapon. He pulled out a duffel bag and packed the ammo inside it.

He turned to see the kids choose their weapons. Kevin had a 9mm, and an M4. He had his ammo in holsters around his belt. Nazz had a .45 and an MP5. She packed the clips in her belt. Ed had a Wolfram P2K, and an M16. The clips were put inside his jacket, which were bulging with ammo. Sarah and Jimmy each had a .45 and an MP5. Rolf and Jonny carried a Desert Eagle and an M4. Eddy had a Magnum, and an M16 with a Grenade Launcher attached.

"Everyone, take some grenades with you" Edd spoke walking out of the vault. The kids bustled out of the vault moments later and walked out of the room.


It was almost 11 o' clock. The kids were in the lounge and some where sleeping. Edd walked into the men's shower room and began to take a bath. After he finished his shower he walked into the lounge.

"I suggest you guys hit the sack. I'll take the first watch tonight" Edd spoke sitting down in his chair. The kids nodded and bid Edd goodnight. Edd heard the door to the barracks close.

Edd sat in the lounge in silence and pulled out his Desert Eagle. It was going to be a long night. Edd sat there eyes drooping with exhaustion. He shook his head and tried to wake up. Edd heard a door open and saw Ed walk into the lounge.

"Shouldn't you get some sleep Ed?" Edd asked yawning. Ed looked at his friend and smirked.

"Look who's talking Double D" Ed replied. Edd laughed leaned back in his chair.

"Double D. Is Jill, interested in me?" Ed asked a little hopeful. Edd smiled at Ed who's grin widened.

"Yes. Couldn't you tell the way she swayed her hips at you, or winked at you?" Edd asked. Ed scratched his head.

"I saw her do that, I did. But, I didn't know if she did that for me or if it was unintentional" Ed replied. Edd sighed and looked at Ed.

"No Ed. She did it for you. And only you" Edd said with a smile. Ed smiled at Edd and leaned on the couch.

"That's good to know" Ed said loud enough for only himself and Edd to know. Edd nodded his head in agreement.

"What about you Double D?" Ed asked. Edd looked up confused.

"Hm?" Edd asked. Ed chuckled and turned to Edd.

"Is there a girl you like?" Ed asked. Edd's face reddened. He nodded and looked at the floor.

"Who is it?" Ed asked.

"If I tell you. Would you keep it a secret?" Edd asked. Ed nodded and waited for the answer.

"Nazz" Edd replied with a small grin. Ed grinned and nodded approving. Edd yawned again and heard footsteps.

Rolf walked out into the lounge and looked at them.

"Ed boys? Isn't it late for you two to be up, yes?" Rold asked. Edd nodded.

"Yeah. I need someone to take the next shift for me" Edd spoke with another yawn.

"Rolf will watch next" Rolf said with a smile. Edd nodded and closed his eyes.

He fell asleep instantly. Ed closed his eyes and fell asleep as well. Rolf took a seat in the chair opposite Edd and sat down, M4 in hand. Rolf cocked the gun and looked at the office door waiting for anything to happen. Waiting. Waiting for help. Waiting for other cops. Waiting for enemies. Waiting for fate.

Okay there's the chapter! I'm sorry if this is short, but the next chapter will be fairly long. Read and Review please. I would like to know if anyone wants a lemon between the pairings. If so, post it on your review if not don't post it on your review. Thanks! CaptainPrice out!