Disclaimer: I do not frikkin own Naruto…Gosh, why do we have to keep saying it??
A/N: I really hope this chapter is better. To me, the previous one was a bit boring…enjoy!
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So I ran after Rena. I hoped that I could cheer her up somehow. But as I stood up, Tobi said, "Be careful!!!!! Uhm…Will you please tell Tobi your name?"
"Ashna…" I said, pretty annoyed by the scene. Even though it was funny, it wasn't right.
"Oh! But be careful because you also have a short dress on Ashna-chan!"
"What ever…"
So I walked to our room, shouting at Tobi from the inside, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!! YOU CAN BE GLAD I'M TIRED!! BECAUSE IF I WASN'T, YOU'D HAVE HAD TO BUY YOUR COFFIN FOR UPSETTING RENA!!!"
As I entered the room, Rena was laying in her bed…underneath the covers. I could tell that she was very depressed.
"Rena? Are you ok? Sorry that I laughed…I didn't mean to make you fell bad-"
"Why did that motherfucking bastard Madara do that to me?!! And that on the first day that I actually meet the love of my life…Why?"
"Sshhh! He'll kill you if he finds out that we know who he is! Anyway, at least he's pretending to be very stupid, so I'll go sort him out…he had no right…Sorry again…"
"It's fine…"
I walked out of the room again. When I reached the living room table again, Tobi, yet again, spoke first, "Ashna-chan? Why are your eyes red?" I could hear his voice shaking a little.
"It happens, Tobi…"
I walk closer.
"WHEN I'M FUCKING ANGRY AT SOMEONE!!!!"
"W-what?! Tobi did not mean to make Ashna-chan angry!!! Forgive Tobi!! Forgive Tobi!!!!!"
He crept under the table, and I kneeled down, staring at him angrily. When he realized it, he shouted again, "Ashna-chan!! Don't kill Tobi!!!"
I could hear that Itachi, Sasori and Pein were laughing softly, and I glared at them. They immediately stopped and I turned back to Tobi, who was shaking rapidly.
"Tobi…if you EVER humiliate ANY of my friends again, I swear I WILL kill you…GOT THAT?!"
"Yes!! Yes!! Tobi has it!! Will never forget it!!" Tobi shouted, slowly immerging from under the table.
"So, anything to drink?" I said, smiling.
"Nope." said the other three Akatsuki members with frightening looks on their faces.
"Right." I sat down and continued with the picture I was drawing.
I was very, very surprised to find that for hours nobody bothered me. Pein went to sit on one of the armchairs and continued with his book. Sasori had finished with his small puppet and was now playing with it. Tobi was actually really annoying me because he seemed to have found a 'weird' device…called a TV remote control. He kept mingling with the buttons. Itachi was still sitting at the desk watching me draw the picture.
"You mentioned earlier that you know Ninjutsu, Taijutsu and Genjutsu-" Itachi began eventually.
"And that you guys are merely drawn anime characters created by Misashi Kishimoto, yes. Rena and I happen to know a lot about you." I replied, not looking up from my drawing.
"Then, why-" Itachi began again, but I looked up. I had just finished the last detail of my picture and once again I interrupted him.
"Itachi. Stop asking questions. Go ask Rena if you want to know so badly. The point is Rena and I know everything. Everything about the Uchiha clan." I glared at Tobi. "Everything about doujutsu, Genjutsu, Taijutsu and even some of the Ninjutsu."
Itachi seemed surprised and just kept quiet, Pein had started reading some book, and one way or another, Sasori was starting to build a small little puppet, which looked kind of cute and Tobi, I realized, was staring at me. He looked kind of…angry. I knew at once I had said the wrong thing about knowing all about the Uchiha clan, but just continued my 'speech'.
"Hey…I'm going to throw a party tonight. That ought to cheer Rena up. Well I'd better get started then…" I stood up and went over to the kitchen to make a few pizzas. When I reached the kitchen, I saw that Pein had put his book away and was following me.
"Hey…I saw that you drew a picture of me. You're good."
I felt myself blushing and just muttered, "Thanks." I walked over to the fridge and took out two pizza bases. I put them on the counter and got some toppings and a knife.
About an hour later both pizzas were finished. I saw that it was getting dark outside and smiled broadly, "Perfect." I mumbled under my breath.
I ran back to the room and found that Rena was actually asleep now. I went over to her bed started shaking her. "Rena, wake up. Rena!!" She slowly opened her eyes and sat up straight, yawning.
"I need you to keep Itachi busy for a while. There's something I need to discuss with the others." I said, smiling.
"Why?" She yawned again.
"Just do it! Think of something, and I advise that you better wake up."
I rushed quickly and told her my plan for the evening. She giggled and finally agreed.
She got up and brushed her hair hastily. I watched her as she actually went and threw all her clothes out of her closet. She winked at me and I knew what her plan was.
I hurried back to the living room and said, "Itachi, Rena's calling you…" I could see he was blushing a little but stood up and walked to the room.
When I saw he was gone I smiled even more broadly and shared my plan to the Akatsuki's.
10 minutes later
Rena and Itachi both emerged from the bedroom and walked up to the living room to join everyone else. I managed to get Pein to help me serve the pizzas and drinks. I had already put away my drawing and stuff and Pein put the pizzas on the table, while I emerged with 6 bottles of Saki. I put them down and told everyone to pick a seat. Rena and I were sitting next to each other, with Pein across from me and Itachi across from her.
"OK. Before you even start to think of the Saki, we first have to finish the pizzas. Enjoy." I watched as everyone struggled to get from their favorite pizza. I only got two pieces but was very happy just like that.
About 15 minutes later everyone had finished and attention was on me again.
"I have a game. As you can see, each of us has a straw. Now, whoever finishes their Saki with the straw first, will get a prize."
"Uhm, why are we doing this?" Itachi asked.
"I just wanna see how it goes. It's just a game you know…" I replied, smiling.
The first round didn't really go so well, since you first have to get used to the taste of Saki. But, as planned, Itachi won. I looked at Pein and got the signal. We stood up to get the second round. That went a bit better, and yet again, Itachi won. I could see he was starting to get drunk.
"Third round, everyone!"
Pein and I stood up again and got the third and final round.
"That should do the trick." I winked at Pein.
The final round was a blast. Since everyone except Itachi didn't really down theirs, nobody except him got all that drunk. Rena and I laughed ourselves sick at the weird stuff Itachi and Tobi did. Tobi never needed any Saki to get hyper, since he always is.
"I just HAVE to record this! I'll go get my camera." I whispered to Rena, who nodded in agreement.
When I got back, I quickly put it on video and started recording Itachi.
The next morning.
Everyone was just lying on the floor except Rena, Sasori and me. I was the first one to awaken and thought it's best to go get some cream soda, since a certain someone is going to have a hangover today. Luckily, there was still half a 2 liter cream soda in the fridge. I closed it and made myself some coffee. Just when I finished, Rena entered.
"Make me some, too." she said.
"In your dreams. You went wild last night, you know. The lot of you. Today, all of you can take care of yourselves." I said blankly, and returned to the living room.
When I finished my coffee, I woke everyone up by turning on the TV, which Tobi messed up the day before. The volume was so high; I swear the neighbor hood could hear. I jumped up and nearly fell backwards from shock.
"Turn it off!" Pein yelled.
Itachi was clearly still drunk because he just grabbed Pein's pillow and put it over his ears. I grabbed the remote and muted the TV's volume.
"WHO THE HELL PUT THE VOLUME SO HIGH?!!" I yelled.
"Tobi." said Itachi from underneath the pillow, raising his hand.
"TOBI!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" I yelled again.
"W-what? Tobi did nothing! Tobi was sleeping all along!" Tobi said waving his arms in the air.
"WELL YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MINGLED WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL YESTERDAY, YOU MORON!!"
Just before Tobi could reply, Rena came from the kitchen, all covered in dripping coffee.
"Who…the hell…did that?" She said angrily.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh, and I replied through my laughing, "Tobi."
Slowly, but surely, Rena walked over to the bathroom, which just made us laugh more.
"Itachi, wake up…ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled.
Finally, he took the pillow of his head and looked up at me.
"What?" he asked grumpily.
"Get your ugly ass over here. I think I might have something that will make you feel better, since you were so drunk last night." I giggled.
He slowly stood up and walked over. His hair looked as if there was a hurricane in the night that only attacked him. When he FINALLY reached the kitchen, I handed him a glass filled with cream soda, which he downed eagerly.
"You just HAVE to see what you've been up to last night!" I giggled again.
"Huh?"
"You were damn drunk, wow, it was so funny!!"
I went back to my room and got my camera. When I reached the living room again, I heard the bathroom door open and Rena emerged. It seemed she had taken a bath. She walked over to me, also eager to see what exactly the gentlemen were up to.
"Come on, you guys, you have got to see this!!" I told the others.
Everyone walked slowly towards me and I put on the camera.
It all started at the third round of the Saki competition. When it finished, Itachi started leaning onto Pein, who shoved him off and Itachi fell on the ground. I turned on the stereo and it just so happened that a tango song was playing. Itachi grabbed hold of Tobi's arm and dragged him onto the mat in the middle of the living room. I could see that Itachi had never done the tango before, because he and Tobi kept tripping over each other.
When the song finished he pushed Tobi away, and walked over to Rena. He grabbed her arm, pulled her up and gave her an open mouth kiss in front of us all. Rena turned bright red and put her arms around his neck. She also happened to be drunk from all the Saki. Itachi picked her up bridal style and threw her on the couch.
We all went, "AAAAHHHH DISGUSTING MAN!" But the two of them just ignored us and continued with their 'scene'. I walked closer to them and recorded them.
It wasn't even slow. They rushed it. Luckily Itachi covered all Rena's private parts, but his ass was so tanned. It was so disgusting.
As Rena watched the camera, her face turned bright red, and she glanced at me angrily.
The camera turned towards Tobi, who was still dancing with an imaginary partner. It turned again, to Pein, who came walking over to the camera. I knew what happened here – Pein had given me a kiss. And he wasn't even drunk. The camera turned again, to Sasori, who had joined Tobi with the dancing; only he danced with one of his puppets.
It turned again to Rena and Itachi, who was still 'busy'. Then it turned off.
"Oh, my word, Ashna! How could you do that to me?! I hate you!" Rena said pouting. She glanced over at Itachi, who was actually blushing, too.
"Don't worry, I hate you, too." I said smiling.
"No I didn't mean it!!" She had grabbed my shirt and shook me around.
"Dammit woman! Fine, I didn't either." I said when she eventually let me go.
I looked at Pein, who had gotten a little red in the face and was smiling at me.
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So that was chapter 2!! Hope it was better than the first one!!
Rena: I still can't believe you did that to me. It was fucking embarrassing you know!!
Me: I know.
Rena: Then why did you let that happen?!
Me: Because it's funny…
Itachi: At least it felt good…
Rena: *blushes* but still…
Me: Oh my word, you guys are weird!
Pein: The kiss felt gooooood……
Me: I just have to agree with that…anyway, we don't have all day…Please R&R!!!! ^_^