Ashley: Welcome one and all! I'm glad so many of you are enjoying this cause I'm enjoying this too! ^w^
Nicolie: Why haven't anyone ask us anything?
Scott and Steve: Yeah!
Ashley: *rolls eyes* You'll get your turns when someone ask you! Now, let's read what ponytail30527 has to say!
To Ace,
Have you ever gotten away with a really good prank?
Ace: Don't you know my dad at all? It's hard to get anything past him... *whispers* Although, there was this one time when put red dye in the pool and everyone freaked out... Dad still hasn't caught me yet! ^^
Heart,
What's your opinion of Tyler
Heart: Well, Tyler's one of my good friends. He's nice and loyal and smart... and cute...
Tyler: :D
Heart:*notices everyone looking at her* -just like a dog! ^^
Tyler: D': A...dog....?
Heart: Yep. *secretly lying about the dog part*
Ashley: Wow. Heart's more like Skipper than any of us could have thought.
Skipper and Heart: What does that suppose to mean?!
Peppy,
How often do you see the future?
Peppy: ???
Ashley: I think you're confusing Peppy with Ally...?
Ally: Well, if you're adressing me, I can see the future at least once a month... about people I don't even know...But for some reason, my powers are stronger when I'm around Snow... I think she's special...No! I KNOW she's special. Just look at her eyes!
Snow: *blinks topaz eyes(untatural for a penguin to have topaz eyes)*
Ally: And that beak!
Snow: *covers her bandaged beak with her flippers*
Ally: Oh! Snow's about to be asked something emberassing!
Snow: OO;;
Snow,
Ever had a crush on anyone before? ;)
Ashley: Wow, Al, you're good.
Ally: ^w^ It's a gift.
Snow: //// I-I-I-I-I guess so....
Ashley: |D Who? lol
Snow: *glances around**eyes rest on Rico for a bit**stares back at Ashley* No one in perticular....
Night,
What do you think of Chip?
Chip: *tail twitches in curiousity*
Night: Well, he's an adorable little hyper active furball! ^//^
Chip: -////- I'll take that.
Trixy,
Mind telling us some info on that rough love life ya had?
Trixy: *crosses flippers* Sure. First, there was this penguin who broke up with me after he found the next "fresh meat", then there was this other penguin who I loved, I mean REALLY loved, but that stupid fluck two-timed me.
Private: Oh, Trixy, I'm so sorry!
Trixy: *smiles* You don't have to be sorry! I have a good life now; with you and our little Snowflake!
Angelica and Max,
Where'd you two meet?
Max: *smiles with a dreamy look on his face* Ah yes! It was late one night and I couldn't sleep 'cause I was so hungry! So, I went around town. Then came this beautiful calico cat and she gives me a mouse to eat and she gives me this huge smile! I never felt that way to anyone before her!
Angelica: What can I say? I think he's handsome! Even better that he has such a great personality to boot!
Ashley: Smart, Angelica. Smart! A way to a man's heart is always through his stomach!
Angelica,
have you ever ran into Officer X?
Angelica: Officer X? Ya mean that weirdo "animal cop" who always comes after strays? Well, since I am a stray, I bumped into him often. Luckily, when I was a kit I had special training to defeat humans when they try to harm me! ^^
Rune,
What's your favorite fighting move? Please demonstrate!
Rune: Oh! My favorite move is called "A thousand kicks"! 8D It took me forever to get it just right!
Ashley: Step back, everyone! Give her some room!
Rune: *leans back and kicks the air with one foot rapidly over and over*
Everyone: *barely sees her foot moving* OWO;
Ashley: Never mess with Runeaki!
Rune: Amen to that! XD
Skipper,
I dare you to do your leaf dance! XD
Ashley: Wow. I get embarassed for Skipper just watching that part on tv!
Private:*hands Skipper two leaves**giggles*
Skipper: -////- *takes leaves**does the leaf dance(like in that one episode when Skipper is too afraid to get his shot)*
Ashley: ///
Chip: Why are YOU blushing? O.o?
Ashley: IDK! /// (Seriously,idk! I even blush when i watch that part for some reason. Weird, huh?)
Chip,
I dare you to wear a dress! Hey, you wanted dares.
Chip: Awe man! ,
Ashley: *pulls out a bunch of dresses* PICK! 83
Rune: Oh, oh, oh! I wanna pick it out! 8D *picks out a frilly, poffy, pink dress*
Chip: *groans**puts on dress* ............... I think I'm done with the dares now peoples...
Ashley: You're done when the peoples say you are done.
Rico,
I dare you to eat a can of beans! (You know what that means!) *puts on a gask mask*
Rico: *coughs up can of beans*
Skipper: Everyone hit the deck!
Boooooooooooooom!
Ashley: |P ..........*covers nose*
Well, there's some more Questions and Dares!
Bye!!
Ashley: And thank you for that! ^^ Bye-bye! Now let go to Smilesas... It's not actually a question or dare, but I felt like putting it in here!
Yay!! Lol! That was awesome!! I cracked up on every answer and dare! Thanks for doing this! You have a total knack for it!! Fav! :)
Ashley: Why thank you very much, Smilesas! To be honest, I'm very humble and modest about my stories and stuff so I don't think any of my stuff is good ^^; I feel happy when someone complients me on something, and I highly thank all who do! =D
Now, it's Kowalskiluva11 again! 8D
Ok I dare Rune to beat up Kowalski with his own clipboard for 10 minutes straight!
Rune: But-
Ashley: He's still probably thinking about Doris~
Kowalski: What?!
Rune , *steals clipboard and starts beating Kowalski with it*
Kowalski: Ah! ow! This is-ow-NO FAIR!! OWCH!
{ten mins later}
Rune: *huff, huff* ...Beating...people...up...is tiring...
Kowalski: *red marks all over body from clip board*
Also, Marlene, if you could would you beat up Kowalski again?
Marlene: Sure! I still couldn't get that smell out of my pool area! ):D
Kowalski: OO; .............
Marlene: *side kicks**punch**push*
Rune: Wow. Nice moves.
Marlene: ^^ Thank you, Rune!
(Hes my fave but its so funny 2 watch!)
Ashley: That it is, that it is. (lol He's my fave too! But it is REALLY funny). Let's go to knockknocktimerico's question.
This ones for Rico: Do you have crush on anyone?
Ashley: Wow. How ironic that is.
Rune: What do you mean?
Ashley: *rolls eyes* Nothing you guys would understand...yet.
Rico: ^.^; Ah...heh, heh....*nodes head*
Snow: OO really?! Who? Who?!
Rico: *looks away*
Ashley: Aw. Guess he's not telling...(tehe). Here's no from steph;
ok this is for everyone! what would you say if i yelled out ambush right now? btw it's steph ya know just wanna say luv you all !;p :D
Ashley: LE GASP! SMILIES!!!!(wow, i got some issues)
Skipper: What?!?! Ambush?!?!?! FISH AND CHIPS, MAN!!! TEAM, IN POSTION!!!!
Rico, Kowalski, Private and Rune: *get into fighting stands*
Ashley: ......-.-;
Skipper: Kowalski! Give me options!
Kowalski: *scribbles stuff in his notebook* We can use the-
Ashley: Woah, woah, guys! There is no ambush!
Rune: So it's a false alarm?
Kowalski: Appears so.
Skipper: Well keep your guard up...
Ashley: *rolls eyes* I hope you know the QUESTION said IF...
Everyone: *blinks in confusion*
Ashley: *sigh* Never mind. -.-;
Here's one from lindsey;
hey everyone just wondering umm holy sh* take cover *yells* then jumps under the table (um ok what th* *BooM* gets smaked out by an animal control dude lol! really don't ask was bord thought it be fun!
Skipper: *points at Ashley* YOU LIED TO US! THERE'S NO ONE WE CAN TEAM!!!!
Ashley: Oh geez! That was just a coincidence! , Next is Skullshovel
To Marlene, what was that scandal you mentioned to King Julien?
Marlene: Um.. well, in my old zoo, I was really REALLY good at the popularity contest, but so was a few others. They were only my real compition. After I found out that they were cheaters, they were kicked out of the contest and I was out of compition.
Ashley: Wow. Well, okay then. Next is Chris
Private and Skipper. What lemur do you think you can get along with best
Private and Skipper: Rune!
Ashley: Harsh. You both didn't even hestiate... Well, we got time. What lemur do you bet along with 2nd best, 3rd best, 4th best and 5th best?
Private: Well... Tyler, then Maurice-
Skipper: -then Mort and at the very last is the royal-pain-in-the-butt.
And Julien. How long have you been "a king"
Julien: I have been a king ever since I was this tall*lowers hand to waist*
Ashley: Okay, Cris gots two more questions;
Private and Skipper. I dare you guys to try strangle each other in a wrestleing style untill someone taps out.
Ashley: Okay! Go!
Private: What? N-
Skipper: *tackles Private*
Private: Ack!
Skipper: You gotta be fast on your feet, Private!
Private: *struggles**pins Skipper down* Ha! :D
Skipper: sigh...*taps out* Good work, Private.
Private: Thank you, Skippa!
And Kowalski, and Marlene what do you think about Roger.
Marlene: I think Rodger is a very nice person. I can't believe we scared each other with our snores.
Heart: Ma, ya even scare Ace with your snores.
Ace: *rolls eyes* You make it sound like I'm easily scared...
Heart: You are. You're a woss.
Ace: *glare*
Ashley: We got another dare and a question from Kowalskiluva11
Kowalski: O.o;; Her again?!?
Ashley: Yeps. ^^ Hey, she added it to the reviews, so...
Julien i dare you to put on a dress and do a salsa dance on the throne while singing "Party in the USA"! LOL
Ashley: I never knew people could be so entertained by male animals in dresses... Pick! *holds out dresses*
Julien: *picks out frilly purple dress* ......*puts it on*
Chip: *laughs*
Ashley: Yeah...don't forget you're in a dress too...
Chip: .....-.-; Oh yeah...
Ashley: Now, go lemur king! Go on the throne and dance! Dance for our amusement! 8D
Julien: *goes up on throne**dances the salsa**sings* So I put my hands up They're playing my song, And the butterflys fly away Noddin' my head like yea Movin my hips like yea I got my hands up, They're playin my song I know im gonna be ok Yea, It's a party in the USA Yea, It's a party in the USA -///-;
Ashley: XD lol! Yush!!
Rune: Humans can be so cruel...
Ashley: ...Wait was that a Miley Cyrus song?!O,o NOoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE A MILEY CYRUS SONG! CURSE YOU CATCHY LYRICS AND TUNES!!!!!!!
Also Kowalski did you ever once think in the past that you would fall in love with a lemur?
Kowalski: Honestly, no. After all, the only lemurs that were ever in the zoo was Julien, Maurice and Mort and even if a female lemur came I thought she'd be just like the other three. Obviously I was dead wrong. Rune's the most amazing girl I've ever known.
Rune: Awww! Kowalski! That's so sweet! *hugs Kowalski*
Ashley: Now isn't that just the cutest thing?^.^ Ya know, moments like these make me want to cherish them for a long-
:-| :-) :-( :-D :-P 8-C
Ashley: SMILIES!!!!!!!!! 8D
Chip: And people think I have ADD...-,-;
Ashley: ~w~ *too entranced by de smilies to talk*
Rune: Guess I'll close like I always do... Penguins of Madgascar and the characters are NOT owned by Ashley(aka Ninjagirly) but she does however own herself(I know. What the point in that? XD) and her OCs.
Ashley: ~w~.............. |D .............
Rune: That's right, Ash. *turns to you, the reader* Don't forget to reveiw questions and dares. The more and longer the marrier! Also, a big thank you to all the supporters and readers out there-
Kowalski: YOU ROCK!
Everyone: .....
Kowalski: What...?
Mort: I like rocks.
Rune and Julien: SHUT UP, MORT!!
Mort:*sad eyes*.......tehe ^w^