Ashley: Ello and welcome back! I seriously can't believe how evil you people are XD
Kowalski: Oh great another chapter...
Ashley: And he was so happy when it all started out... I think... was he? When was the last time Kowalski was happy in my story?
Kowalski: EXCATLY!
Ashley: Well, no one likes happy unfotunely for you.
Kowalski:
Ashley: First off is Kowalskiluva11
I AM FEARED!
MUHUHAHAHA!
Kowalski: Yes you are! *shudders in fear*
Anyway, since people like to see julien hurt,
Skipper: Well, it IS funny to see him get what has always been coming to him.
Julien: (I am truly evil...heehee) I dare you to walk across hot ashes and then across broken glass THEN you have to let mort touch youre burned and cut feetsies!
Julien: Oo; N-NO! As King, I refuse to do this!
Ashley: And as writer, I force you to do this.
Julien: What? NO!*feet suddenly start moving on his own* No! Feet! I comand you to stop!*walks across hot ashes* Ack! Hot! Hot!!*walks across broken glass* Ou! Ow! Owch!
Mort: 8D FEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Julien's feet*
Julien: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSING YOU ASHLEY!!!!
Ashley: *shurgs* It's not like I dared you to do it. Sorry, J.
AND I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT SCARING KOWALSKI CAN I?!?
Kowalski: Yeah you can! Please have mercy!!
Kowalski: I dare you to go to the dentist but first you have to eat a bag of sugar! *Gives said sugar* Hee hee...
Kowalski: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Private: ...Penguins don't have teeth...
Ashley: True. Which confuzzles me... Why would Kowalski be scared of the dentist?
Kowalski: Because the dentist are EVIL!
Ashley: OMG! I know! Evil lil dentist people... NOW EAT THE SUGAR!!!
Kowalski: *sighs**eats sugar* .......*goes off to the dentist*
EVIL!
Kowalski: *shouts over his shoulder* Yes you are!!
:-()
Ashley: O.o. ... That's no smilie I don't like.... It scares me... Now for M. Slayer
Whoo!! Awesome chapter!! Don't worry, you did the character very well. This was a great chapter.
Ashley: Phew! I'm glad! ^^
Uh, more dares, uh...
RICO, KABOOM!
Rico: KA-KA-KABOOM!!! 8D
Alright, uh, this is completely random, but I dare Skipper and Dr. Blowhole to fight in...checkers. (evil music) (gasps)
Skipper: Say what now?
Ashley: I'm gonna make Blowhole appear! 8D POOF!
Blowhole: WTF?!?
Ashley: Now battle Skipper... In checkers!
Blowhole: Why would I listen to you?
Ashley: Cause if you don't, I'll turn you into chop sushi.
{some odd mins later}
Blowhole: ):D I win!!
Skipper: CURE-YOU-BLOWHOLE!!!!!
Ashley: POOF! Now Blowhole's gone! XD
Marlene, I dare you to step outside of the zoo. We all know what's going to happen. Heheheh...
Most: Noooo!
Marlene: I don't get it. What's the big deal? *steps outside the zoo**turns into "Wild" Marlene**snarl**runs off*
Ashley: ...She won't be coming back for awhile....
Uh, I dare Rico to use Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (naruto reference) and to set off several explosions!...again...
Rico: KA-BOOM!! 8D*uses Kage Bunshin no Jutsu WHILE setting off several explosions**gets burnt in process*
Uh, sorry, must be overloading ya. Uh, one more, one more, uh...MORT!! FEET!
Mort: Yay! Feeeeeeeeeeetttttt!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Julien's feet tighter*
Julien: ACK!!!
Anyway, awesome job, dudette!! Hope to see more!!
Ashley: Thank you, thank you! And don't worry, I'm not planing to quit any time soon! ;) Now, here's something from Applejuicerandom
I love kowalski so much...
So sorry...
*Hugs kowalski*
30 seconds later...
*Screams in Kowalski's ear*
Kowalski: What was that for?
Applejuicerandom: IM KOWALSKILUVA11!! Always have been!
Kowalski: NO!
Ashley: O.o Never saw that coming... Next up is RavenFeathersOfDarkness
.Oh, wow, I so know what you mean. When Skipper does that leaf dance I start blushing too. Most of the time I can't even watch it.
Ashley: Wow. I'm not the only one? Who knew!
Kowalski:...
Me: Oh, no, I didn't mean blushing like that!! I still love you!! *tackles him*
Anyway, this is really funny. I've got a dare for Kowalski: I dare him to go a whole day without taking out his clipboard.
Kowalski: ...?!
Me: I love to torture him..
Ashley: Hand it over.
Kowalski: First my inventions, now my clipboard?!
Ashley: Here's Melody
Im Kowalskiluva11's sister, and I dare Kowalski to kiss Doris the dolphins booty and Private to kiss marlene on the lips!
Kowalski: ...I see evilness runs in the family
ShamWOOHOO!
it will have you saying WOOHOO! everytime.
Danielle(my sister): WOOHOO!! 8D
Ashley: Huh? What? Will you get outta here!? D:( *throws her out of the story*
;-D
Ashley: Smiliey smiliey~! ^.^
Kowalski: *comes back from the dentist, holding his beak*
Ashley: Oh look! Kowalski's back! Now then, why don't we move on to-(Okay, by this time, ponytail30527 has asked me to put in her OCs. I do the question and dares from who r&r me first to the last, so that's why they're coming in now)
Big light flashes and Athena step out.
Kowalski: Who are you?
Athena: I'm your daughter in a different...uh, universe.
Marshal: *pops from behind her* Hey dad! *waves at Skipper*
Athena: Marshal! I told you not to follow me!
Athena and Marshal: *two start urguing*
Marshal: It was Elli's idea.
Elli: *comes out* Not true!
Others: *sitting awkwardly as more kids come*
Peanut: Yeah, it was mine.
Elli: See?
Eggy: But you still came!
Buttons: *popes in* 8D
Nellie: Hey-
Lucky: -We-
Lucy: -Came-
Lilly: -Too!
Rune: D: It's getting a bit too crowded in here!
Haley: *pops in as well* Wow, it IS crowded...
Maurisa: Huh? Where are we?
Ariel: I think another universe, like Athena said...
Prince J.J: Hey! How dare you try to leave your prince and-
Buck and Jack: *pushes their way through* Sup?
Athena and Elli: Nooo!!!
Chip: Cool! More squirrels!
Marshal: Yeah, but they're that annoying squirrel's kids!
Others: *le gasp*!! It has kids?!?!(A/N: When me/we/them use the term "it" it means we don't like him/her at all)
Ace: *goes up to Marshal* So you're my dad's kid in another universe? Sweet!
Marshal: Yep! ...Hey, do you pull pranks too?
Ace: *smerks* Maybe~
Marshal: I think this is a start of a friendship.
Ashley: Um... Wow, okay then. *names ponytail30527 OCs* meet *names all my OCs*
All kids: Hi! ^^
Ashley: Right. Let's go on now to RavenFeathersOfDarkness
..*tries to stop cracking up* I feel so bad for Kowalski..
Kowalski: What are you talking about?! You torture me too!
Me:But I do it with love! *tackles him again*
Kowalski: Love or obssession?!
Me: *evil glare* Okay, I've got another dare. I dare Kowalski to kick Rune and run.
Kowalski: ...What did I do to deserve this...
Me: You're too awesome for your own good. Plus you're such an easy target. (And this is for saying I'm obssessive*smirk*)
Anyway, don't worry about seeming hyper in a fanfiction. As you can see, I do that a lot. My friends would be shocked. You are a total genius for creating this, it's painfully funny.
Ashley: Aww! Thank you! You rock!
Kowalski:..How can you act so calm after that..
Me:^^ I'm just that kind of person. Oh, and I dare Kowalski to go to the zoo dentist.
Kowalski: WHY?!!
Me: *maniacal laughter* Cause for some reason I love you but I also love your misery.
Wicked awesome story, Ninjagirly! ^^
Ashley: Again, thank you! *hugs you* (BTW: Totally loving your user name!) Okay, you heard that, Kowalski.
Kowalski: BUT I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DENTIST!!
Athena: Wow. That's cruel... Is everyone being mean to my 'Dad'?
Ashley: Matter a fact, yes mostly.
{Few hours later}
Kowalski: I lost all feeling in my mouth....
Athena: Poor Daddy!
Kowalski: ....So weird...
Ashley: Okay, here's another from Kowalskiluva11
Hey everybody!
Isnt today great! *Pours bowl of frosted flakes and milk on kowalskis head*
Hee Hee...
Anyways, Rune I dare you to beat up an animal of your choice but it cant be Shanks,Julien,or the annoying squirrel.
Rune: Dang. Oh well... *evil smirk* HEY MORT~!
Mort: What do you want?
Rune: ):D *leaps at him**beats him up*
Marshal: Man, that's brutal...
I dare Kowalski to take a knife and cut juliens foot!
Kowalski: *blinks* T-That's horrorable!
Julien: I know! Haven't my beautiful been through enough?!
J.J: I can not watch!! *covers eyes*
Kowalski: *moves Mort**cuts Julien's foot a lil bit* There.
Everyone: *stares at the cut that's less than a centimeter*
Kowalski: What?
Marlene I dare you to Beat up 1 penguin. Of your choice.
Ashley: It seems Marlene's still outside the zoo. Hold on. I'll go get her.
{15 mins later}
Ashley: *comes back with cuts all over face and arms*
Marlene: Huh? What happened?
Ashley: You attacked me... But never mind that! Pick a penguin to beat up.
Marlene: Oh, ah... Okay... *beats up Private*
Private Owch! Why me?
Elli: *feels bad for Private* Even though he's from a different universe, I still feel like he's my dad...
Marlene: 'Cause I love Skipper, Kowalski's been through enough and I don't think I'm stronge enough to beat up Rico*
Claudia/Kowalskiluva11: Sorry about the cookie incident. Have
this apology funnel cake to apoligize about the apology cookie.
Kowalski: OH NO YOU MIGHT HAVE POISONED IT!
Claudia: Aww man howd you know?
Withthebigboouncinginflatablegreenballyouwillnever notsayyoudontnotlovethebigbouncinginflatablegreenballagain!
Ashley: *bouncing up and down* ITSTRUE!IDOLOVETHEBIGBOUNCINFLATABLEGREENBALLY!!!!!!!!!! 8D lol
Haley: Will she be okay?
Rain: Yeah... she just gets too hyper sometimes...
Ashley: Ahem... It's Chris's turn!
Private, Skipper, Rune, Julien. What is your opinion of Mort. And why?
Private: Hey's okay I guess... Admitably he freaks me out on how much he loves feet...
Skipper: Sad-eyes is actually a good solider... despite the foot fedish thing...
Rune: Ewww! Why ask me about it!?!*points at the beaten up fluff ball known as Mort* ..... Well, he's freaky, annoying, and evil. I know. Take away feet and he'll probably kill to get it back. He reminds me of that one guy off The Bachalor who was in love with that chick's feet...
Julien: I agree completely with Rune. Also, look at it! It's so... ugly!!
Ashley: Yush, yush. Everyone hates Mort and thinks he's a freak. Let's move on. Once again we have Kowalskiluva11
Kowalski, im very very really sorry and i'll try not to poost those absoloutely addictive reviews... )-,:
*Hugs Kowalski* *Hisses at Rune and runs off with Kowalski in arms*
Rune, Athena, Chip and Athena: OO;
Rune: ..................THAT CHICK JUST STOLED MEH HUSBAND!!!!!! D8(
Ashley: *takes back Kowalski* Sorry, kowalskiluva11, but we need Kowalski for this story.
Kowalski: Thank you!! TT U TT You saved me!
Sorry just thought of a good 1 though dont wanna forget it..
Kowalski: .....
I DARE KOWALSKI TO KISS MILEY CYRUS ON THE LIPS!
Ashley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MILEY CYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miley: Huh? Someone call me?
Kowalski: XP ............ *kisses Miley on the lips*
Miley: Ewww! Penguin kisses!
Ashley: *kicks Miley across the zoo* STUPIDHOREWHOSNAMEISNTREALLYMILEY! YOURELIVINALIEYABRITNEYWANNABE!!!! .............Yeah... sorry 'bout that..
Everyone: OO; ..... *backs away*
Ashley: ....*turns all sweet and hyper again* Here's three from Chris
Julien. I dare you to hit yourself on the head with a...
VERY BIG HAMMER!
Julien: First the royal feet and now my beatifully shaped peanut head?
Peanut: ???
Julien: Not you, Peanut. The food peanut.
Peanut: Oh! Okay. You kinda started to freak me out there.
Skipper: *hands Julien a very big hanmmer(thought it would be apporiate)*
Julien: *flinches**hits self on head*
Private and Maurice. I dare you to read chapter 14 of a Death In The Zoo (another 7.5 fanfiction) And tell us what you guys think.
Private and Maurice: *reads story*.........................?! OO;
Maurice: WHAT? I'D NEVER KILL JULIEN!
Private: *shudders**glances at Maurice*
Everyone: *suppious glances*
Maurice: It isn't true! It's just a fanfic!!
Maurisa: I believe you! ^^
Maurice: Aw! Thanks.
Private: Well, I find this story... kinda distrubing. I don't think I can ever look at Maurice the same again.
Maurice: I DON'T LIKE THIS STORY AT ALL!!!!
Ashley: Hehe... I like this story...!(Well, minus the part that Julien's dead)
Ps
Rate This POM Q&D 10.10
Ashley: OMG, rly?!?! Well, all I can say is that... well, I'm honored. Thank you.
Skipper. I dare you to count to 10,0 aloud, nonstop, and in less than half an hour
Skipper: Really? That's it? 1, 2, 3, 4,....
Marshal: Why do I have a feeling this is going to take forever?
{few mins later}
Skipper: *still counting*
Kids: n .................................................
{few more mins later}
Skipper: *still counting*
Kids: ...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Skipper: ... 96, 97, 98, 99, 100! *looks over and sees kids* Hey, get up!
Kids: O.o Huh?! What?!
Marshal: Finally!
To Kowalski. I dare you to rebulid your super ray. Make Mort big again. And when he goes on a rampage again. I only want Private, Rico, and Marlene to try and stop him.
Athena: Oooh! I wanna watch! *watches Kowalski as he rebulids super ray*
{20 mins later}
Kowalski: There! I'm done!
Ashley: Let's get this over with. *throws Mort under the ray*
Mort: Tehe! It tickles! *grows big*
Peanut and Elli: Go you guys! Yeah! ^^
Marlene: How are we suppose to defeat Mort?!
Private: Rico?
Rico: Kaboom?
Marlene: Sure, why not?
Private: *throws Marlene up*
Rico: *throws bomb up*
Marlene: *catches bomb**throws it at Mort*
Mort: *flings back*
All three: *forces cure down throat*
Mort: . *turns back into regular Mort*
Peanut, Elli and Buttons: Woooohooo! 8D
Ashley: ):D Sweet! Mort got his butt kicked! Here's Kowalskiluva11 again! ^^
ello! i dare kowalski to watch every single episode of fred!
Ashley: OMG! You said "ello"! I didn't think anyone else really said that!
Kowalski: What's Fred?
Ashley: You'll see! ^^ *hands him labtop*
Kowalski: *takes labtop and begins watching fred*
{however long it takes to watch every episode of fred}
Kowalski: I think my brain molecules fried...
Ashley: I know! Isn't it great? ....CABAGES!!!! EEEEEPPPP!
Everyone: *blink, blink*
Ashley: Here's TheFrozenShadows
Ello, I have a dare for Kowalski! :)
Ashley: OMG! Another person said "ello"!! 8D
Kowalski: I don't like that smilie...
Ashley: I do!
I dare you to cheat on Rune with Marlene for 2 weeks! :D
Yeah... ninjagirly I read a lot of your stories but don't review them, why not start now with something evil?
~TFS
Ashley: True.
Kowalski and Rune: Huh??!!
Athena: Wow. You weren't joking when you said most people were cruel.
Rune: This isn't fair!!
Kowalski: I don't even like Marlene like that!
Skipper: And that would make Marlene cheat on me!!
Ashley: *shrug* Sorry... Now; I deam Kowalski and Marlene together for 2 weeks!!
Kowalski and Marlene: OO;;
Rune and Skipper: ..........
Ashley: One last one from Kowalskiluva11
Skipper: I dare you to kiss rune on the lips for 5 minutes
Then let kowalski beat you up
Rune and Skipper: O///O ?!
Ashley: Yep... Didn't see that coming either. Well, you heard the girl!
Skipper and Rune: *awkwardly walk up together**kiss*
Marshal: This is SO wrong! *covers eyes*
Ace and Heart: *covers eachother's eyes*
Chip: XP
Kowalski and Marlene: *jealouscy*
{5 seemily long mins later}
Skipper and Marlene: ///
Ashley: Okay, time's up!
Rune: /// *pushes Skipper away*
Skipper: *shakes head* /// No one is to ever speak of this again!
Everyone: Agreed!!
Ashley: Ooookay... (tehe ^^) He'res missphyco:P
hey guys...ohh sorry...im not really that happy...just that i found out one of my friends were trying to kill themselve ...i mean i helped her but idk whats going to happen now...its scaring me!
Ashley: *le gasp*!! *hugs you* I'm SO sorry! I know how you feel! My cousin who's only like 13 was thinking of killing himself and it sucked cause I couldn't do anything when I live about 2 states away! Anyways, he's getting better cause one of his older bros are taking good care of him. I'm not a real good advice giver, but maybe if you show your friend a good reason to live, she won't want to die. IDK. Like I said, I'm no good with advice. I hope everything works out for your friend! *hugs you again*
btw guys i found out spy wanted your kids so i am trying to find this guy and take him down before he can ! thought i have no idea what i am doing lol im not afraid to fight! it's worth the risk luv ya guys!
Everyone: Why thank you!
Ashley: lol Okay, here's another reviewer; Smilesas
Yayz! More awesomeness!! :)
Ashley: Why thank you! I just love the compliments! ^^
Okay, so, Kowalski, I've felt really bad for you so I've decided to come up with a good dare for you. By the way, you're my fav! (No offense to anyone else, you're all awesome!) Okay, the dare: I dare you to have your own pinata full of candy (since you seemed to like it on King Julien Day) and eat as much as you want while you sit in Officer X's van (you seemed to love that too, lol!) undisturbed by anyone! Yay! I hope you like this! :)
Ashley: Wow! You were nice to Kowalski! DING, DING, DING! You get a cookie! *hands you a cookie*
Kowalski: TT U TT Thank you!!!
Rune: Hey... What did she mean by "you seemed to love that too"?
Kowalski: Ah....Nothing! *rushes off to Officer X's van which is stashed with candy*
Ariel: Kowalski was in love with Officer X's car!
Rune: ....
Ariel: ...Me and my big mouth...
Rune: *sighs**burries head in paws* So he gets to cheat on me with Marlene AND a van? That is SO wrong!
Let's see...a q for Private, since not many people have asked him questions. Do you have a special skill that no one really knows about but you're really proud of?
Private: Ah... Well, I guess one would be that I'm a quick thinker. I may not be as smart as Kowalski, but I do come up with a good plan now and again.
Kowalski: *comes back* ^^ I'm so happy now!
Ashley: Here's one from kowalskihater11
Kowalski: KowalskiHATER11? *happiness is gone*
i dare kowalski to put on a pink fluffy
Ashley: *giggles*
Kowalski: ... *puts on a pink fluffy*
Kids: *rolls on the floor with laughter*
Ashley: Here's a dare from chip
Chip: OMG! Someone has a name like meh!! 8D
i dare private to slam marlenes booty in skippers face!
Chip: *crackes up laughing*
Private: Ah... okay, then...*slams Marlene's botty in Skipper's face*
Rune: ...Awkward....
Ashley: OMG! A GAY BABY IS BORN!!!
Everyone: WTF?!?!
Ashley: Here's our last review for today from kowalskiluvu11
Kowalski: *sighs* What does she want me to do?
i dare kowalski to put a blue baseball cap
Kowalski: *puts baseball cap on*
Ashley: Well, that's all for today... *turns to ponytail30527 OCs* Now how are we gonna get you all home?
A bright light appears along with a portal. (ponytail30527's) Skipper comes in.
(ponytail30527's) Skipper: Kids, you're in soo much trouble! You know that Kowalski invented that universe hopping invention for official use only!
(My) Skipper: _ uh...hi?
(ponytail30527's) Skippper: Ah!
Rune: Awkward!
Ashley: Yep! And you all know what that means!
Everyone: ...?
Ashley: A GAY BABY IS BORN!!
Everyone: ...-.-;
Chip: Wait, I'm getting confused... Which one is which?!? .
Rune: I'm not sure.
(ponytail30527's) Skipper: Wait I'm married to Marlene here?
(my) Skipper: yeah
(ponytail30527's) Skipper: I'll stay here!
Marshal: Daaad! D:
Rune: OR.... you can go back and get married to your Marlene.
(ponytail30527's)Skipper: Better! :D
Rune: Isn't it? Now go back to your own universe! *pushes him in the hole*
(ponytail30527's)Skipper: Glad you're not in my universe!
Rune: Has this been a day or what?
ponytail30527's OCs: Buh-Bye everyone!!! *all hoppes in hole*
Ashley: I'm gonna miss those lil furballs...
Rune: Riight... Let's hurry and close this shall we?
Ashley: M'Kay! Penguins of Madagascar aren't owned by me, Ashley(aka Ninjagirl), only my OCs and mehself. Today's guest stars are owned by meh friend, ponytail30527! Death in the Zoo is owned by Cudabear(just thought I outta show that). Naruto is owned by... IDK? Shonen Jump? I think that's all... Well, keep up the review! YOU ALL ARE SO AWESOME!!! *hugs you all* Buh-bye now! ;)