Ashley: Ello...*sniffles* and welcome once again...*sneezes*

Rune: Woah, Ash, you sound horrorable! D:

Ashley :*sniffles* Yes, i know... I got a cold...maybe the flu... feel sick...

Rune: Maybe you should rest...?

Ashley: No! The *ACHOO* show must on go!!!

Rune: .....

Ashley: Okay! I'll go take some medicine!

{few hours later}

Ashley: Okay, I'm felling MUCH better (not really, but yeah...) So here's the thing, I'm thinking of letting OCs in meh story... So if ya want to have your OC(s) in this, just feel out this:

Character's name:

Likes;

Dislikes:

Species:

Opion of each character:

Obession(if any):

Personality:

Ashley: And to think, this all started with you, M. Slayer, asking to let me have Maverick in here XD Oh! And anything else you want to add to that list up there peoples! But, I shall only put in one person's OC(s) in here at a time so first to review in every chapter gets to have their OC(s) in here. K? K. Let's get started with KowalskiluvA11

The last one wasnt me it was my little sister shes not old enough so i helped her, shes very weird.

Ashley: LOL. I was wondering why it was spelt with an "a" instead of an "u"! Sorry bout that! ^^; Now here's a statement from Fred

A GAY BABY IS BORN?!?

Rune: Yeah, Ash! What's that all about?

Ashley: Heh hehe! ^^; It's a joke between me and my friends. One of my bffs Elicia told us when there's an awkward silence, a gay baby is born. so everytime we talk and then it gets all silence, I shout out "AWKWARD MOMENT! A GAY BABY IS BORN!"(lol Didn't mean to freak/offend/confuss anyone).

Rune: Can we please move on?

Ashley: Huh? Oh yeah. Let's go to TheFrozenShadows

Ello, TIME FOR SOME TORTURE :D

Kowalski, I have a random obsession with KowalskixMarlene.

Kowalski: ...

MHmm. But you know what I have an even RANDOMER obsession with? (DRUM ROLE PLEASE!)

Everyone: ....

PrivatexMarlene!

Ashley: IS THAT A REAL COUPLE?!? OO.....That....sounds....ADORABLE!!!! ^,^

Radom person: TRAITOR!!!! D8(

Ashley: OO; Hey! I still like Skilene! I just like every PoM couple!

Private and Marlene: Ah....

Kowalski gets some slack in this review.

Private, kiss Marlene for at least 10 seconds.

Trixy, don't hate me :( You're my favorite OC of Ninjagirly's.

Trixy: Well, since you asked and said I was your fav, I won't hate you.

Private: *closes eyes**leans in* -,-;;

Marlene: ....*closes eyes too**leans it*

Both: *kiss for 10 seconds*

Ashley: Aww! I just love PoM couples!!! *gets a shoe thrown at me by Skipper* XoX

PEACE OUT, NINJAGIRLY! 8D

Ashley: LAWL!! Peace out, TheFrozenShadows 8D (yayz! Our smilies match XD) Now it's ponytail30527's turn!

O.K.

Snow, I dare your crush *wink wink* to take you out on a romantic evening together!

Snow: Huh?! O////O

Ashley: Well, looks like Snow and Rico are going out for a romantic evening!

Rico and Snow; O////O ...................

Shanks, get beat up again! :D

Shanks: O.o;

Everyone: *tackles Shanks**beats him up*

Skipper: Ever pull a good prank before?

Skipper: H-Huh? O-O-Of corse not! *sweating nervously*

Ashley: D8( Liar!

Skipper: Back when I was just a trainie, I... put a toy spirder in Rune's bed.

Rune: That was YOU!?!?!???! I WAS AFRAID TO SLEEP IN MY BED FOR MONTHS BECASUE OF YOU!!! *tackles Skipper in rage**beats him up*

Marlene: Why do you bet Peanuts with the elephant?

Marlene: What use is money for an animal in the zoo? Besides, peanuts is the only thing that elephant has!

Rune: What's your least favorite thing about your husband?

Rune: *stops beating on Skipper**looks up* Him making inventions in our home! I swear! The dangerous things he makes in our home with Chip around! I'm afraid he might see something shinny and touch it and get shocked to death or something.

Chip: You make it sound as if I'm easily distracted- OH!! SOMETHING SHINNY!!!

Rune: *slaps forehead* See what I mean?

Skipper: *slips out from under Rune and runs off*

Rune: Hey! I'm not finished beating you up yet!!! *chases Skipper*

Chip: I dare you and night to tango! XD

Night: *looks down at Chip* But... he's so small compared to me!! -///-;

Chip: ...Um... You could lift me up?

Night: Ah... Okay...*lifts up Chip**does the tango*

Ashley: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!! *rolls on the floor laugh*(Seriously. Imagine a squirrel and a wolf pup doing the tango!)

Kowalski: Aw, I feel so sorry for you! *hands him a blue print* It's a fish multiplier! Eat up Buddy!

Kowalski: *gasp*! Thank you!! :D *runs off to build it*

Tyler: I dare you to do a split! Oh the pain! XD

Tyler: Oo; .........

Ashley: Well?

Tyler: ...O-Okay...*tries**does the slipts* Nng! This...hurts!!!!!!!!! TToTT

Marlene: I dare you to Kiss Maurice! (random)

Ashley: Wow. That IS random.

Marlene: What's with me kissing everyone?

Ashley: Just be glad no one dared you to kiss a girl.

Marlene: *shudders* True....*goes up to Maurice and gives him a quick kiss*

Maurice: O////O .....Um.... I'm not sure what to say...

Marlene: *burries her face in one paw* Just don't say anything....

Everyone: I dare all of you to ride in a plane driven by the penguins! Just like Madagascar 2!!

{after a few min}

Everyone: *on the plahe*

Ashley: *freaking out* OMG! I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE! I'M FREAKING OUT! I'M FREAKING OUT!!! *clings to Julien* TToTT I'M GONNA DIE AT AGE 16 WITH A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ON A PLANE!!!

Rune: Geez! Calm down! I'm pretty sure the penguins have drove a plane before...

Private: And crashed! 8D ....Oh, wait... i suppose that's a bad thing...

Most everyone: GET ME OFF THIS THING!!!!

{few hours later}

Julien: Ow! OW! You're claws are digging in my royal skin!!

Ashley: First off; I don't have claws, i'm a human and second: Sorry...

All the boys: I dare you to wear balarena outfits with makeup and everything, and then do a runway! XD *gives girls cameras*

{some more time later}

Boys: *all in balarenas and wearing makeup and stuff*

Girl: *screaming like fangirl and giggling*

Boys: *walk out on the runway*

Rune: *takes pics* Wow. This is going in the family album! 8D

Kowalski : ....

Julien: Again with the dresses?! Sesh! ...At least I am beig praised! ^^

Chip: *shrugs* I'm use to it after one time... LOOK MA! I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS BALARENA!!! *spins*

Rune: OO;; *pulls Chip off the runways and takes him away*

Well, there are some more, and thanks for letting my O.C.'s enter the story!

Ashley: You're welcome! ^^

*Turns to characters* Don't worry, you're all good parents in my story too!

Parents: ^_^

Bye!! :) XD :) XD

Ashley: Squee! Buh-bye! Smilies~! Yush, smilies always make meh happy! They're just so cute! Meh fav is this; 8D

*sticks tongue out at shanks*

Shanks: Hmp! *crosses armes**looks away angrily*

Ashley: No one likes you Shanks! You're evil(Well, that's not true. I love all my OCs; good or evil. I mean, hey. I made them that way so... XD) Here's one form Smilesas

This one was great! Keep up the awesome work!! :)

Ashley: Happy smiley! lol Yep! I'll do meh best for the enjoyment of you all! =D

Why is everyone so mean to Kowalski? *runs up to Kowalski, and gives him a hug* There, there, Kowalski, grin and bear it, grin and bear it!

Kowalski: I'll try, thank! ^^

Okay, I have a question for Rico! :) What is the name of your doll?

Ashley: *le gasp*! More smilies!

Rico: V'onica!

Snow: *blinks* Doll?

Ashley: Veronica? Weird name. Anywhoz, Smilesas asked to have her OC in her. So, let me introduce Nadine the penguin!!!

Nadine: ...Hi...

Ashley: Aww! She's just so adorable! X3 *hugs Nadine*

Nadine: OO; ?! Ah...

Ashley: Okay, peps, here's amysgirl

ok ok people need to stop making fun of Kowalski lol it's funny but watch when he hunts u down and kills ya lol

Ashley: I knows! It's just not funny to me anymore

Nadine: People are being mean to Kowalski? Poor Kowalski!!

btw runey love ur style we are to much alike it's not funny

im wearing a black choker right now wearing a skull ring and tons of black bracelts my style lol luv ya!

Rune: Ha-ha! Sweet! 8D *thumbs up*

my charcter topaza aka topaz is here to say hi!shes a possem but shes 18 her style just like hi topaza!!

topaza:hella guys *goes up and hugs everyone*

i'll be staring in my story stand in the rain! which will be up soon..me: just gotta do someother stuff to it. kay bye!

Eveyone: Ello!!! :)

Ashley: Here's Kowalskiluva11

I think Rune IS a species confused lemur and I do NOT think Kowalski and Rune make a cute couple at all! Im gonna sit in the sidelines. Im not scared of some LEMUR.. Big whoop! Its gonna cute me to death! Ha ha.

Rune: WHAT?! D8( ..Ya know what... Maybe I WILL cute ya to death!!

Ashley: Nice, Runey, very nice... -__-;;

Rune: Hmp!!

Ashley: Let's go on to Skullshovel

To Skipper.

I dare Skipper to wear gothic black clothes and hit on Marlene. (XD! This oughta be good! ROTFLOL!)

Skipper: Random...

Ashley: And I LOVE random!! 8D *throw clothes at Skipper gently*

{few seconds later}

Skipper: *dressed in gothic black clothes**walks up to Marlene* Some call Heaven cause I think an angel's gone missing.

Everyone: *silent*...........*burst out laugh*

Ashley: Wow, that was SO cheesey! ...umm...Cheese....

Rune: OMG! She's turning into HOMER SIMPSON!!!

Ashley: Am not! Now here's some from RavenFeathersOfDarkness

...Wow..I can't stop reading this...there's some truly brilliantly evil people on this site...not that that's a problem..*notices Kowalski trying to slip away* Hey! Where do you think you're going?! *tackles him*

Kowalski: Wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhy?

Anyway, the oh-so-spastic me has a dare for Skipper: I dare him to beat up Julien while dancing again (I watched those brand new episodes and I HAVE to see it again, it was beautiful.)

Ashley: LOL! YUSH! I loved that part!!

Nadine: Skipper's gonna beat up Julien? By dance???

Ashley: Yeps!

Skipper: It'll be my plessure! *brake dances while kicking Julien*

Ashley: LAWL! That's awesome! X3

Kowalski: Why do you enjoy people's misery?

...Please don't get me started on you, smarty pants. Just be lucky I'm sparing you...you know what? Never mind! *laughs evilly* I dare you to...serve the royal pain himself for a week.

Kowalski:...*stunned silence*...

Ashley: Wow... That must suck...

^^ Okay, I'm done being mean. Any way, I was wondering if you could put my OC in this? Her name's Ravena, and she's got mood swings that border on bipolarity. Otherwise, she's just like me: Randomly hyper and loud, and likes to talk in lyrics sometimes. Oh, and never give her caffeinated strawberry soda.

And thanks for liking my user name! ^^ I like yours too.

Ashley:Yayz! Thank you! It's the user name for all my accounts! XD Okay, as you can see, Smilesas has already asked first, so yeah. But I shall put her in another chapter, k? Just go up and fill out the charty thing I did.

Nadine: I feel bad now.

Ashley: Why?

Nadine: If I wasn't her, Ravena could be in this one.

Ashley: Aww! Don't worry about it! She'll show up soon!

...*irritated because I had to go all the way back to Part 2 to review again*

Thanks to my ridiculously nonexistent memory, I forgot to mention that Ravena is a penguin...who loves Kowalski like I do! Muhahahaha!! Anyway, I dare Kowalski to go talk to that squirrel I wanna kill with my bare hands, because in the episodes with that squirrel, Kowalski seemed to be most annoyed with him. (I totally understand. Place a smart person with an obnoxiously dumb one, and you've got the set up for murder. XD)

Kowalski: I have to TALK to him?! Again?! For the THIRD time?!?!?

Ashley: You can beat him up afterwards.

Kowalski: 8D *rushes to the tree* Hey squirrel!

Squirrel: Huh? Oh yeah, you're that bird!

Kowalski: Ah, yeah. I'm a penguin!

Ashley: *shouts* Stupid squirrel tried flirting with Rune!

Kowalski: )8D Thanks for that! Now i have rage!!! *beats up squirrel*

And, because I'm actually feeling genuinely sorry for my favorite penguin..

Kowalski: *looks slightly hopeful*

I

dare the zoo animals to tie King Julien back to that catapult in Jungle Law (new episode) so Kowalski can finally see it in action.

Kowalski: *gets teary-eyed* Thank you...

Me: Told you I love ya! Do you doubt it?! *tackles again*

I'm wondering how far this fanfiction will last...really long I hope! ^^

Ashley: Aww! Cookie for you for being nice to Kowalski! *hands you a cookie* IDK how long this fanfic will last... But i'm not planing to quit anytime soon! ;)

Skipper: Hey, Kowalski, we got Ringtail all set up! Want to do the honors?

Kowalski: TT U TT Yush! *pulls catapult*

Julien: *flying through the air* OO Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Ashley and Nadine: *covers eyes**peeks**sees Julien smash into a tree* Oooo... That's gotta hurt...

Ashley: Now here's M. Slayer

MS: (laughing his butt off) Ahahah, ahah, ah, dudette, I love this story!! Please keep it up!!

Ashley: Yep! ^^

BUT! Don't wear yourself out. Believe me, that's bad. -_-;

Ashley: Is working on this while I'm sick bad?

Everyone: Yes!

Ashley: Opps. ^^;

Okay, uh, Kowalski, gotta say, I feel kinda bad that I was mean to ya in the last chapter, so how about this? (gives Kowalski a pinata full of candy, a seat in between Rune and Doris at a restaurant, and with all of his inventions fixed) So no hard feelings? If not, here's something else! (presses a button with a vehicle coming down as if from a talkshow) (gets a cheesy talkshow host voice)

Congradulations!! You have just won the Speed monster 50, coming with 500 cd capacity music player, goes two thousand miles to the gallon (up to 30 gallons), fantastic arctic paintjob, and, last but not least, compatible joints on each side for mega-charged lasers!

Audience: Oh...

Kowalski: *cries in joy* You ROCK!!

MS: Yeah, there ya go, dude. Anyway, uh, I dare Private and Mort to grow again, except this time, they grow to GODZILLA SCALE! (play Godzilla theme)

Private and Mort: Ah...

Ashley: *throws Mort under the grow machine thingy**looks at Private and smiles* ?

Private: Yeah... I'll go under myself..

Mort and Private: *grows*

Ashley: Now terrorize the humans that isn't me meh Godzilla sized friends! *stoppes and think**shudders* I mean FRIEND. (Yush, casue Mort's no friend of mine! DX)

Private: But the dare didn't say to terrorize anyone...

Ashley: Right...

Uh, after that, I dare Skipper and Private to re-enact the scene in star wars where Vader says that he's Luke's father.

Ashley: Wow! LOL! Good one! XD

Private: ...You killed my father!!

Skipper: No, Private. I AM your father!

Private: *falls on his knees* That's not true! That's impossible!!!

Nadine: ....Okay, then.

Uh, I'm going to hate this, so is everyone else, but we're required by law to be nice to Julien for one day, so we're all going to have to be strapped to chairs, and watch Julien dance to several disturbing songs...500 times each. O.o (covers eyes) THE HORROR!

Julien: Ha ha! Yes!

Everyone: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Ashley: *straps everyone down to a chair* Here it goes.

{few hours later}

Nadine: . ....

Tyler: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Rune: My eyes! MEH EYES!!!!!

Skipper: Someone.... kill me now...

Ashley: Calm down. It's over.

Everyone: ^^ AT LAST!!

Julien: Oh, please. I know you all loved it.

Everyone: .....

Finally, Skipper, I heard that that bobble-head doll dumped you pretty hard. Sorry to hear that, dude. Well, to help ya out, I dare ya to play Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria (censor any cuss words). Keep up the awesome story, dudette!

Skipper: *pushes button and "Welcome Home" plays*

You could've been all I wanted

But you weren't honest now get in the ground

You choked off the sunrest of favors

But if you really loved me you would've endured my world.

Well you're just as I presumed

A w**** in sheep's clothing

F***ing up all I do and if so here we stop

Then never again will you sse this in your life

Hang on to the glory at my right hand

Here laid to resst is our love ever longed

With truth on the shores of compassion

You seem to take premise to all of these songs

You stormed off to scar the armada

Like Jesus played letter, I'll drill through your hands

The stone for the curse you have blamed me

With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep

But if you could just write me out

To never less wonder happy will I become

Be true that this is no option

So with sin I condemn you demon play, demon out

Hang on to the glory at my right hand

Here laid to rest is our love ever longed

With truth on the shores of compassion

You seem to take premise to all of these songs

One las kiss for you, one more wish to you

Please make up your mind girl

I'd do anything for you

One last kiss for you, one more wish to you

Please make up your mind girl

Before I hope you die

Ashley: Wowness. Now here's one from Kowalskiluva11

Can I have my OC in here? Its Isabel the wolf.

She dislikes everything but Skipper and Is SO goth.

She especially hates Marlene.

Ashley: Okay, like I said, I already have a guest star in here-

Nadine: *waves shly*

Ashley: But I will put Isabel in here after RavenFeathersOfDarkness's OC, okay?Just put that info all the way at the top in the next review and i'll have her in after I put in RavenFeathersOfDarkness's OC, Ravena. Well, I guess that's all we have for today! Okay, I don't own Penguins of Madagascar or any of their characters. I only own my OCs and myself! Nadine is owned by Smilesas (sorry if I didn't put her in here enough or didn't put her personality right). Well, buh-bye!!

Nadine: Bye eveyone! ^^