Ashley: Why ello there! ^^ I know it's been awhile since I've updated, but I needed to wait for important info before I could get started, but I got it now, so we can move on!

Ravena: Ahem?

Ashley: Oh yeah! This is Ravena the penguin! She's my guest star for this chapter!

Ravena: Hi everyone!

Ashley: Okay, first off is SercetGal16...Sercet Gal 16? Reall? *shurgs*

Okay, I got a question and dare;

I dare Rune and Julien to kiss slowly! tehehehe! ^^

Rune: Ah... you have to be kinding...

Julien: ^_^ You heard the Sercet Gal!

Ravena: I feel your pain, Rune.

Rune: -.-; Right... here it goes...*sighs*

Rune and Julien: *leans in slowly**kisses*

Rune: Blach! You taste like Lichie Nuts!! Why must the world be so cruel?!?!

Julien: *breaths into hand**sniff, sniff* ....?

Um... ah... Ashley!

Ashley: Huh? Someone called my name?

Can I ask you a question?

Ashley: Ah...

Who's your fav PoM character and who's your least and why?

Ashley: Well, since it's related to the Penguins of Madagascar... sure! I'll answer it! Let's see.... It's a tie between Kowalski, Skipper and Julien for my fav character-

Ravena: Julien? Really?

Ashley: Julien's not that bad, people! -,-; Anyways, Mort is my least fav. He's NOT cute, he's freaky and expectally with that freaky-freak-freak foot fedish thing.

Ravena: Yeah, I agree with the foot thing.

Ashley: Moving on... Let's go to knockknocktimerico

wow I love reading this. I'm glad that you added Nadine, I love her in Smilesas's stories. BTW Coheed and Cambria are amazing!

Ashley: Me too! Nadine was sweet! ^^ And I'm sure Smilesas is glad to hear that too!

Ok I have a dare for Julien- let Rico give you a purple nurple for 5 minutes straight.

Ashley: O.- Ooooo! That's GOTTA hurt...

Julien: What is this "purple nurple" you speak of?

Ashley: *slaps forehead* You'll find out soon enough...

Rico: )8D Heheheh! Purple nurple!

Julien: ....O.O

{5 mins later}

Julien: *laying on the ground* Owchies!! My royal nurples!!

Everyone: *eyes twitch*

Ashley: I'm never gonna get that image outta my head...

Ravena: Shall we move on?

Ashley: We shall! To Smilesas

Yay!! I laughed a lot in this one, especially at this part: I'M GONNA DIE AT AGE 16 WITH A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ON A PLANE! Lol!

Ashley: LOL! (Yep! That's probably how'd I act in real life too! XD)

You are very dedicated making this while you were sick. Feel better! *hands you chicken soup, tissues, and a get well card*

Ashley: Aww!! Thank you!!! *hugs you* I'm feeling better already! ^.^

And thank you thank you thank you SO much for putting Nadine in here! You did awesome with her character!

Nadine: I agree. I enjoyed being in your fanfic; it was a lot of fun!

Ashley: You're welcome! And you both rock! ;)

I have a dare for EVERYONE! Yay! (This might take a while...sorry.) I dare everyone each to share a secret about themselves that they would never dream of telling anyone.

Ashley: Wow. Everyone?

Ravena: Even me?

Ashley: Naw! You're a guest, so you shouldn't get embarassed like everyone else! X3 But! I shall be nice and put up a force feild so no one but me and Ravena can hear you. *presses button on watch**pink force feild popes up* Step inside Skipper!

Skipper: *steps inside* ....

Ashley: C'mon! It's only us three... and everyone who's reading this.

Skipper: *sighs* I, ah... actually enjoyed dancing when I got Julien's grove...-///-;

Ashley: Ha! Knew it! XD

Skipper: What do you mean by-

Ashley: Next up is Private! And let's make this quick peoples!

Skipper: *grumbles**walks out*

Private: *walks in* Okay... I... sing the Macho Man song when I'm all alone...

Ashley and Ravena: *giggles*

Private: *face blushes* At least the others can't hear... *walks out*

Kowalski: *walks in* Rune's temper sometimes scares me... But don't tell her though!

Ashley: *devious smile* I'll try not to.

Kowalski: *walks out* .............

Rico: *walks in**squakes about something*

Both girls: Huh?

Rico: *repeats it**still hard to hear*

Ashley: *sigh* Fine, okay. Whatever. Next!

Julien: *walks in after Rico walks out* Sometimes I wish I was a silly flightless bird...

Ravena: Julien? As a penguin? He'd degrace penguins like us all over the globe!!

Ashley: Do I even want to know WHY you want to be a penguin?

Julien: They can slid on their bellies! That is so amazing! 8D Well, not as amazing as me.

Ravena: Can we please move on?

Ashley: *shuves Julien out of the force feild* NEXT!!!

Maurice: *walks in* My sercet is that I sometimes wish I never knew Julien!

Ravena: I don't blame you.

Maurice: But you can't tell no one! NO ONE!!!! *freaks out a bit*

Ashley: Okay, okay! We promise! Bring in the next person!

Mort: *comes in* Hi~!

Ashley: Oh God....

Mort: I want to be a pretty princess balarena!! 8D

Ashley and Ravean: O.O; .....

Ashley: See? That's why I don't like Mort! He's a freak! D8( Get the next person!!

Marlene: *walks slowly in* Hey, guys.

Ravena: Hi, Marlene! ^^ What's your sercet?

Marlene: *looks around nerviously* I, ah... actually remember what happens when I go outside the zoo.

Both girls: O.o; Really?!

Marlene: Yeah... But if I told the others, Julien would never have left me alone about me going all Jungle fever on him! Uck! Just becasue I remember, doesn't mean I could control myself! Tell anyone, and I swear...! *walks out*

Ashley: Wow. Now THERE'S a sercet... next will be Runeaki! *pulls Rune into force feild*

Rune: . Pulled me in a little too fast there, Ash...

Ashley: Oh, sorry! So, hey. What's your sercet?

Rune: You should know! You made me!

Ashley: -.-; Just say it...

Rune: I still want a baby of my own...

Ashley: That's not so bad! Why can't you tell anyone?

Rune: Well duh! I don't want Kowalski to get all depressed and stuff! Besides, it'll never happen, so...

Ashley: *smiles*(I think an idea is forming! X3) Well, we need to move on now. Sorry Smilesas^^; Oh and by the way, the force feild wasn't really sound proof.

Everyone who told their sercet: O.O !!!

Oh yeah, I have a smiley for you! Mustache man! :{)

Ashley: HECK YES! 8D It's awesome!!!!!!! MUSTACHE MAN SMILEY!!!!! XD

Ravena: *steps back*

Ashley: Right! Let's go to amysgirl

question?? if anyone of u guys saw some rapest stalker messing with innocent teen animals what whould u do about it?

cause thats wat happens in my story!!

Skipper: Me and my men would stop them by beating them to a bloody pulp! Rapest are dispicable!

Ashley: Expectally the stalker kind!

Skipper: *narrows eyes* Can you be serious for at least once in your life?

Ashley: I could. But I won't right now. 83

Julien: I'd tell Maurice to stop him!

Maurice: And then you'd take the credit...

Julien: Excuse me, Maurice?

Maurice: Ah... you're excused? ^^;

Julien: Yes I am!

Skipper: -.-; Idiot...

Ashley: Well, I hop ethat answered your question, amysgirl! ^^ Okay, next is Skullshovel

To Rune

I dare Rune to give Maurice a big hug! XD!

Rune: That it? Okay! That's not bad! *hugs Maurice tightly*

Maurice: GAK!!! |p CAN'T B-BREATH!!!!

Rune: *lets go* Opps... sorry! ^^;

marelove

I dare all the charicters in the oringenal POM to read my story Mixed up.I just want to know what you think of it.(ignore the missed computer hates me.)

Skipper: What the duce? We get turned into cats?! OO

Marlene: I think that's cool! My warrior name is so cute! ^^

Private: Tehe! I can just imagine me being a cat! Great story!

Rico: 8D Ah-huh!

Julien: I like it a bit since I, the king, is in it, but I'm not the main star! *crosses arms*

Skipper: *rolls eyes*

Maurice: I think it's a good idea!

Mort: I like the story~!

Ashley: Urg. Stupid Mort. *kicks him*

Ravena: Isn't that a little mean?

Ashley: No, not a little! Anywhoz, Mixed up is a really good story! All you should check it out, even if you don't know what Warriors is. XD BTW, Marelove, update your story soon! :) Alrighty then, let's go to M. Slayer

Yet another awesome chapter, dudette!! And for OC's, you can use Maverick whenever you want, because this story is AWESOME! XD

Keep it up!!

Ashley: Why thank you! ^-^ Well, I would use Maverick at random times, but I don't think that would be fair to the other peoples with their OCs. But thank you for the offer, though! ;)

Oh, and dares, uh...

Well, I dare Kowalski to brave through the dentist...again...but this time, if he does it, he'll have a date with Rune and Doris (legally) booked in for him for free at Random fancy Restaurant!

Ashley: OMG! Random fancy Restaurant?! I love that place! Luckies! (LoL! XD)

Rune: Geez! Can't I have Kowalski all to myself anymore? -__-;

Kowalski: Hey, I'm not complaining! ^^

Rune: ...

Kowalski: *takes in a deep breath* Here I go! Be back soon! *leaves for the dentist...again...(man he's gonna have a very clean mouth!)*

Uh, I dare Rico and Willy from the Spriggs series on Youtube to go into a large(and VERY explosive) battle for the craziest character.

Ashley: ....OO(Um... My Youtube doesn't work and I have NO idea who Willy from the Spriggs series is... but I'm gonna wing it -__-; )

Anouncer voice: INTRODUCING TODAY'S MATCH IN THE CRAZIEST CHARACTER~~~! RICO VS. WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Rico: *laughs crazily**hakes up bomb*

Willy: Heheheh! *picks up bomb*

Everyone: OO; *watching bombs fly back and forth*

Willy:*passed out from being bombed too much* XP

Ravena and Snow: Woot!!! That was awesome!!!! 8D

Kowalski: *comes back* Did I miss anything?

Ravena: Only the best bomb battle thingy eva!

Kowalski: Oh...

Uh, I dare for one of Kowalski's inventions to go wrong, and all of these zombies pop in, and they all have to fight them...THE RESIDENT EVIL WAY, BABY! (laughs maniacly)

Ashley: *fangirl squeel* RESIDENT EVIL?!?!?!?! YAY!! I HOPE I SEE WESKER!! 8D

Ravena: Ah... Ashley? He said "the residen evil WAY"

Ashley: Awwwz.... Oh well! I'll just see Wesker when I watch picture movies in my head~!(Thank you Tropic Thunder!)

Kowalski's invention goes wrong(How? IDK. Use your imagionation.) and Zombies come!

Kids: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runing around aimlessly*

Zombie: Braaaaaaiiiiiiinssssssssss! .

Micheal Jackson: *rises from the dead* Little boooooooooyyyysssssssss!

Tyler, Ace, Chip: O!M!G! TTOTT

Private: *looks at gun* Ah... does anyone know how to work this thing?

Skipper: I've never used a wepon. I usually use my bare flippers.

Rico: *tries to get gun*

Skipper: *takes gun* Woah, man! You don't know how to use this either!

Kowalski: *panicing**writing stuff on notebook* Ah...um...

Rune: *sighes* Oh give me that! *snatches gun* If ya want something done right, let a female do it herself! *starts to shot zombies, starting with Micheal*

Boys: OUR HERO!! TT U TT

Uh, finally, I dare Julien the most evil dare for any foot-obsessive lemur (aside from Mort) ever!! He has to walk in...the sewers! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, let's see you clean your feet now, LUCKLESS FOOL! (laughs even more maniacly, coughs, then calms down) (ahem) sorry about that.

Julien: NO! Must my feet always be put through such torture?

Ravena: Yes.

Ashley: Ya gotta do it.

Julien: Ick! I can not believe you people! XP *goes into sewer*

Well, good luck with the story, and sorry that you're sick. I'll be praying for ya. Don't forget to get some rest!

Ashley: Awww! ^__^ That's sweet! Thanks for praying for me! I got some rest and soup and I feel better now just so you all know! It's so sweet that you all are concerned! :)

Alright. Let's move to Kowalskiluva11

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Ashley: ???

kowalskiluva11

I SAID! I dare Marlene and Rune to kiss and I dare Private and skipper to kiss! I also Dare Kowalski to stick another needle in his butt.

Marlene, Rune, Private, Skipper: SAY WHAT NOW?!

Ashley: Ah, yes. I'd normally force the characters to do any and all dares, but I'm sure a lot of people frown apond yaoi/yuri, so I'm afraid I'm not gonna do this one.

Marlene, Rune, Private, Skipper: PHEW!

Ashley: But I will allow Kowalski to stick a needle in his butt! XD

Kowalski: OO;

Ravena: Oooo. That's gonna have to hurt...

Kowalski: ....*sighs* .......................... *stick needle in butt* OWCH! TTOTT

Ashley: Well, that's all we have time to today folks!

Ravena: That was fun! ^^

Ashley: That it was.

Julien: *walks up to Ashley and Ravena* .... I hope everyone is satified...

Mort: FEeeeeeeeeet! *goes to feet* ??! *stops* Eeeeeew! Why do feet stink?

Ravena: *snirkers*

Ashley: Penguins of Madagascar aren't owned by me, Ashley(aka Ninjagirl), only my OCs and mehself. Today's guest star, Ravena, is owned by RavenFeathersOfDarkness(like always, I can't help to say; sorry if I didn't put her in here enough or didn't put her personality right) Okay, um. I must say, sorry about the Micheal Jackson joke if you're one of his fans. I just thought it was funny... Well, in my next chap, my guest star will be Kowalskiluva11's OC Isabella!

Rune: Oh! Ash! You told me to remind you-

Ashley: OH YES! I almost forgot! I have a question and dare for all of YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! If you haven't already, Can you read my newest little story thing "Nicatia's Days"? Now, I dare you to review and if you will, help me come up with an idea! Well I guess that's all! Woot! Adios amigos! ;P

Ravena: See ya everyone! ^^ *waves*