Here's a one shot I wrote in honor of Chairy Day which was yesterday. I know the first one shot I wrote wasn't great but i really tried to fix some stuff this time so bare with me, I'm new to this. (Also- please send in requests on my tumblr: leightedwester) I hope you like it!
It was a typical Saturday morning in the Bass townhouse. Three and a half-year old Henry Bass is plopped at the kitchen counter watching closely as their chef adds every ingredient to prepare breakfast. "What are you adding in now?" Henry asks curiously with his hands on his chin.
"Just a little cinnamon and your French Toast is all ready for you to eat Mister Henry" "Whoopee!" He jumps off his chair and does a little dance, wiggling his fingers in the air and sticking out his tongue. "Yummy! Yummy!"
The staff starts to laugh; everyone who worked for the Basses got a kick out of Henry because almost everything he did was a replica of his parents. Dorota says that Henry demands for things the same way Blair did when she was his age.
Henry hops back onto his seat as his breakfast is placed in front of him, licking his lips, he digs in. As he's chowing down he hears footsteps coming from the stairs behind him.
He turns around and as soon as he sees it's his father he drops his fork, jumps off his seat, and sprints to him. "Daddy!" Henry leaps into his arms and Chuck picks him up, hugging him.
"How's my son today?" Chuck says smiling, "I'm very good Daddy! I'm eating my French Toast, yummy!" Henry looks behind his father, "Where's Mommy?"
Chuck puts him back on his chair, "She's still sleeping upstairs, she was up all night because your baby sister wouldn't stop kicking her tummy" Henry laughs, "That's so silly Daddy, sister probably didn't want mommy to fall asleep… maybe sisters afraid of the dark!"
Chuck laughs, "Maybe she is" "Did I do that when I was in Mommy's tummy too?" "Yes you did, Mommy didn't sleep that much with you"
Henry thinks for a second, "Hmm, I guess I was really afraid of the dark when I was in Mommy's tummy. I still am afraid of the dark now, that's why I use my night light"
Chuck loves the way Henry explains himself, he questions everything just like a typical three year old. "Yes, maybe you were afraid of the dark just like your sister" "I probably was" Henry picks up his fork still thinking about him being in Blair's stomach.
"Alright bud, finish up your breakfast and we can hangout for a little while okay?
We're going to Grandma Lilly's for an early dinner around three o'clock."
"Okay Daddy" he bites his breakfast, "Will Aunt Serena be there?" "Yes. Aunt Serena, Uncle Nate, Uncle Eric-" "Humfy?" Chuck laughs and pats his sons head messing up his hair, "It's Humphrey Hen, but yes even Humphrey"
By three o'clock in the afternoon the Bass trio is off to Lilly's house in their limo. Henry sat in his car seat in between his parents. Blair looks at Henry who's kicking his feet looking out the window, "Henry baby, today you're going to be on your best behavior at Grandmas right?"
He looks at his mother then quickly looks at his father and back to his mother again with a big grin. Chuck looks at him, "Hen, did you hear your mother?"
"Yes Daddy I was just being silly! Don't worry Mommy I will behave" Blair smiles and kisses his cheek, "That's my sweet boy, thank you"
They finally pull up to Lilly's house and Henry is rushing to be un-buckled in his seat. "Come on, come on!" "Hold on Hen" Chuck un-buckles him and he leaps out of his seat running out the door.
Henry was wearing green sweater and a dark green bow tie that was identical to his fathers. Chuck picks him up and they go inside.
"Hello!" Lilly says with her hands raised grabbing Henry's face and giving him a kiss, "Hi Grandma Lilly!" Chuck places him on the ground and he runs off to the couch.
"Hello Charles," She embraces her step son in a hug and kisses him on the cheek, "Blair," She kisses her on the cheek, "How are you feeling?" "Great actually," she says with a smile, "I feel a lot better than I did with him"
Henry is sitting on the couch swinging his feet again when he gets bored and walks back to where Serena's old room was.
Suddenly he's grabbed from behind in an embrace of tickles. "Uncle Nate!" Henry says with a giggle, "You're tickling me too much!"
Nate stops tickling him and puts him down, "What's up buddy, how have you been?" "Good Uncle Nate you scared me!" "I know I was hiding on you!" Henry laughs, "Does that mean Aunt Serena and Humfy are hiding on me too?"
Nate is amused, "No they're not and Hen its Humphrey not Humfy" "Humphrey, Humfy, whatever" he skips off to meet his parents with Nate following him to go say hello.
Twenty minutes later, Eric shows up with his new boyfriend and shortly after that Serena and Dan show up. Henry gleams in delight when he sees her.
Serena has always been Henry's favorite ever since he was born. She was the fun aunt that let him do whatever he wanted. Blair of course isn't fond of this because of the famous "everyone loves Serena."
"Aunt Serena!" Henry runs to her giving her a huge hug, "Hey Hen!" Henry lets go of hugging Serena and stands there staring at Dan. "Humphrey."
His tone was a mix of Chuck and Blair; everyone started laughing, even Dan. "Hello to you too Henry," "Hello Humphrey"
Dan looks at everyone, "Yeah no doubt about it he's Chuck and Blair's kid"
The rest of the night is filled with laughter and a lot more amusing thing said by Henry. By the time it was 9:00 Henry was passed out on the couch.
Blair picked him up, struggling but managed, and placed his sleepy head on her shoulder. His mouth was wide open in a little "O" shape resting on his mother's shoulder.
Chuck through her a look because she was eight months pregnant and still trying to hold her three-year old son. "Don't worry I got him,"
She placed her hand on his head rocking side to side, "he's my baby boy" She smiled at her son out cold on her and looked at Chuck who had a huge grin on his face. They said their goodbyes and were headed off to the limo.