I bet You have all been waiting for this. All of your Questions will Be answered:

Why is Kid wearing a Giraffe shirt?

Well, that's really the only question I could think of that you wonderful readers might have. O_o Oh well... If you had others, then I hope they get answered...


"Ahhh, what beautiful symmetry! If only Liz and Patty could see this beauty!" Kid said to himself. "This cake is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!"

"Well, if a cake is the prettiest thing you have seen, then you really need to get out more, or get a girlfriend" said a stranger.

Kid looked at the cake(Which is a plain chocolate cake with nothing to decorate it-or in Kid's eyes, ruin the symmetry-the only decoration being the perfectly smooth layer of frosting on the cake), and said to the guy "Well, for your information, I have been to Egypt, and saw the most beautiful thing in the world...Anubis! it was sooo symmetrical."

"Well, you just need to get your self a girlfriend then." Said the guy, who stuck his finger in the cake(on only one side, just to piss off Kid.). "See ya round, buddy." then walked away.

Kid was completely shocked. "What a disgusting...THING!" He took the cake and through it at the guy.

The guy freaked out and yelled "WHAT THE HELL MAN? WHY'D YA DO THAT?!"

You ruined the symmetry of this beautiful cake. It was disgusting, so I threw it at you."

The guy then took the frosting he had in his cart, took it out of the container in handfuls, and threw it at kid, making sure that it gets on him asymmetrically. This practically killed Kid, who now had a major nosebleed and was crying his eyes out. He took some pineapple tidbits, opened the package they were in, and dumped them on his opponent(Kid didn't have his own cart, since he was "only" looking at cakes).

The guy was now REALLY pissed. he grabbed the carton of ice cream, opened the lid, and threw it on Kid. At this kid walked over to wear the baking supplies were, grabbed two bags of sugar. He walked back over to his enemy, and dumped the sugar on him, which took the guy by surprise because he thought Kid had surrendered. But, what the guy does not know about Death the Kid is that he NEVER gives up, especially when symmetry is involved.

The guy was about to get something out of his cart to throw at Kid, but before he could make his move, one of the people from the bakery came over and yelled "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?! DO YO UWANT TO GET KICKED OUT OF THIS STORE?"

"No! Please dear God, don't kick me out!1 This place has the most symmetrical food in the world!'

"He started it! He threw a cake at me!" Yelled the guy.

"Well, Duh, of course I would. You ruined the symmetry!"

"How did he ruin the symmetry exactly?" said the lady in a sarcastic tone.

"He stuck his finger in the cake! Don't kick me out of this lovely store! Pwease, pwease!" Kid was begging on his knees now.

"OH HELLLL NO! YOU DONT GO RUINING CAKES THAT I'M TRYING TO SELL TO PEOPLE! YOU! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE!" said the lady to the guy.

The guy walked out of the store, looking back at Kid. Kid stuck out his tongue and waved goodbye to the dude, like a little kid.

The lady sighed. "Lets get you cleaned up. You do realize you have to pay for everything you two threw at each other, right."

"Yes ma'am' Kid said, feeling very pathetic.

"Here. Go take a shower, then you can change into these." She said as she handed Kid a pair of pants and a shirt.

"Thanks' Kid said. "I'm really sorry about all the stuff I destroyed. That cake was just soooo lovely! I couldn't let that crime go unpunished..." Kid said, his tone changing from sounding regretful, to overly happy, to extremely dark.

"It's alright. He's always causing trouble here."

After Kid took a shower, he got dressed, and swathe shirt was from the zoo. It had a cute(and symmetrical) giraffe on it. The pants were just regular blue jeans. He walked back out and saw the lady. The lady said he could keep the clothes. Kid paid for the stuff he and the guy destroyed, and returned to looking at cakes. He found a new cake buddy.

After a while, he heard Patty and some odd person calling for him. "Oh Lord, please don't ask about the shirt." he thought to himself.

"Kidkidkidkidkid! Hey Kiiiiiiiiiiiiid!" yelled Patty.

"Kid! We have a question to ask you!" Yelled Rocky. "Holy Shit...That's Lord Death's son!"

"Yup! He's my meister!"

"Patty, I'm very busy right now. Please go look for giraffes elsewhere. If I see a giraffe, I promise I'll tell you. Patty's gullible friend...May I ask your name?" said Kid, not looking up from a perfectly symmetrical cake.

"I-I'm Rocky..."

"Alright. Patty, you and Rocky both are idiots."

"Okie-Dokie Kid. Bye! Have fun with your cakes!" yelled Patty as she ran off, with Rocky, who was still stunned at seeing Death the Kid.

"Mmm-hmm yeah." said Kid, who was too busy thinking about his cake buddy and his odd day...

After about thirty minutes of cake watching, Liz came over to Kid.

"Hey, Kid have you seen Patty?

"Yea, earlier. she asked me something about a giraffe...But Oohhh Liz, look at this cake! Isn't it just Beautiful? Ohh, Symmetry. You are truly the greatest thing the universe created. :3"

"It's amazing Kid" She said "Hey...Umm. Kid. Why are you wearing a giraffe shirt?"

"I'd prefer not to talk about it right now" Kid said dully, temporarily losing interest in his cake buddy.

"Alright. But tell me later...Patty wants to show you something"

"Arrgh...Alright. Where is she?"

"Sorry... she didn't say"

"Ohh, alright."

Kid went to go find Patty. He went through the aisles searching, but couldn't find her. He then went down the dog and cat food aisle,when suddenly he was ambushed by two people! He then SWORE he saw a giraffe running out of the store. He really didn't think it was there, especially since he thought he may have lost his mind today.

He realized that the two idiots on top of him really were idiots...Rocky and Patty...

"PATTY! THIS ISN'T A GIRAFFE! IT'S A KID WHO'S WEARING A GIRAFFE SHIRT!" Rocky yelled.

"Oopsie! Sowwy Kid." Patty said calmly.

Neither one moved off of Kid

"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" screamed Kid.

"Ohh, okaykay. Ummm...Kid? Why do you have a giraffe shirt on?" Asked Patty, still not getting off of Kid.

"I really don't want to talk about. Now, will you idiots PLEASE get off of me?"


So, I just realized that while I was writing Kid's POV, I was wearing a giraffe shirt as well! That's like, the GREATEST thing ever guys. :3 Happiness comes in so many forms! :D I only have the epilogue left! Thank you sooo much for reading this! It really means a lot to me!