ugh! I tried to be proud of this chappy, but I just don't like the some parts of it...and I couldn't figure out how to make them bother me less! I don't think it's bad...but how 'bout you tell me? enjoy~!

Disclaimer: I dOn'T oWn AnYtHiNg.

Plan A: physical attraction

Hidan was frustrated, why? Because a certain blonde had been hovering over his shoulder all day blabbing about, well...

"We should try to get his mask off, I bet he's hot, un" that's right.

The only thing he has heard all day is how muscular, mature, mysterious, and possibly hot the manager is "Blondie, don't you have puppet boy? Why are you fucking hitting on Kakuzu?" Deidara's face fell. The albino had a point....Dammit!

"I'm not trying to jump him or anything...So technically I'm not doing anything wrong, un."

"Che, what a lame-ass excuse"

"Hmmph....but what do you think of Kakuzu, un?" talking about his own love life wasn't going to get anywhere. He needed to keep his eye on the prize "Me? He's a fucking penny-pinching bastard!" Deidara cringed, maybe this was going to be harder than he thought...

"What about physically?" Hidan narrowed his eyes to thin slits, no speech impediment? Hidan may be dense, but he has known Deidara too long to not notice when somethings up.

"I don't know what the fuck your up to...but stop, Right. Now." well being direct wasn't going to work so....On to plan B which, would hopefully be better than plan A had been. Hidan went back to washing the dishes after the blonde retreated. Just wait, un! Victory will be mine!

Plan B: physical contact

Deidara saw Hidan standing in front of Kakuzu, most likely fighting about something meaningless, and was delighted, this was the chance he had been waiting for.

"I don't fucking care! It was just a fucking grain of ri-" all of the sudden Hidan found himself on the floor....lying on top of Kakuzu. They both seemed confused until everyone started giggling and whispering about how they should 'get a room', then they looked royally pissed.

"I'm sorry, un! I tripped" on the outside the blonde looked sincere...but on the inside he was laughing maniacally.

Kakuzu shoved the younger man off of him, glaring at the blonde "How exactly can you trip on nothing?" dammit...

"I'm clumsy, un!" Deidara shot back, frowning. Another plan down the drain...."Well, stop being clumsy and get back to work!" the blonde was pouting when the two men stormed off, one muttering something about 'A waste of time and money' the other complaining he needs a shower after touching 'Such a fucking greedy bastard'

"Dammit, un! This isn't over yet! I have another tactic."

"What kind of tactic senpai!?" Deidara almost screamed, how is Tobi so freakishly stealthy!? "None of your busine-" just then an evil plan hit Deidara and a dastardly grin promptly made it's way onto the artists face.

"Tobi? Can you do senpai a favor?" Tobi was too stupid to notice the lack of 'un'....Oh well!

"Anything for Deidara-senpai!" the boy beamed.

"Hidan-san!" the albino twitched. If there was anyone he couldn't hate more, it's Tobi.

"What the fuck do you want?" Hidan tried hard to restrain himself. The last time he punched Tobi at work had terrible consequences.

"Hidan-san has pretty pink eyes!" that's it! No-one drops the P-bomb on Hidan "They are fucking fuschia!"

Tobi ran.

"Kakuzu-san! Hidan-san is attacking me!" the boy's scream echoed through the kitchen. Kakuzu rushed to the scene.

"Hidan! what the hell!?" two young men were running in the kitchen knocking into things. Kakuzu went into shock and almost had a heart attack when they hit the spice rack, luckily nothing was broken. Spices aside, this was the chance Deidara was waiting for...again.

"Stop fucking running away shithead!" The blonde man smirked when Hidan chased Tobi in his direction.

"Tobi is a good boy! I was trying to cheer Hidan-san up!" Deidara chuckled evilly to himself as he casually stretched out his leg.

"Why you little-!" before the albino could finish his insult he found the floor....with his face.

"Aw, shit!" he slowly sat up as blood dripped onto the tile flooring "Your fucking kidding me!" Hidan reached up and put a hand over his bloody nose. Deidara would have felt guilty for purposely tripping him had he not known Hidan liked pain. However, Kakuzu did not know this. The manager speed-walked over to the injured man, kneeling in front of him to look at the bloody nose.

"Does it hurt?" the tan man asked monotonously, sure it was a stupid question but he was in charge of the employees, thus he felt obliged to act like he cares. The silver-haired gave a twisted smile.

"hell yeah" Kakuzu furrowed his brow "Don't act happy, idiot! And you are going to pay if your blood stains the grout!" Hidan rolled his eyes. So much for sympathy.

"Sure thing, fuckface."

Deidara frowned, he didn't want another pointless banter! He wanted romance! "Kakuzu-san, un?" said man directed his attention to the blonde employee.

"What is it?" he growled out "You should stop that from bleeding, un. There is a medical kit in the break room..." Kakauzu glanced at the injured and sighed.

"Fine, but you all better get back to work! How many times do I have to say it? Time. Is. Money." the employees that had gathered around quickly dispersed to their work stations.

lol despite not loving this chapter...I couldn't resist putting Tobi in there...he makes me giggle XD and I might revise this chapter a little if you guys don't like it.

The next chapter will have the scene of Kakuzu using first aid Hidan's nose! woot! and also why Tobi complemented Hidan's eyes.

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