Oh dear....it took me longer to write this chapter than I thought it would. I couldn't figure out how to get where I wanted to be. I know what I want to happen later, but right now seemed to be a problem...Oh well! I think I got myself back on track with this chappy!

Kakuzu was very right in saying the next day would be 'challenging'. In fact, it was being more so than he had expected.

"I can't believe you! How can you piss off the customers just so you can send their complaints to me? Not to mention the 'senior discount' you gave a 40 year old man! We don't even have senior discounts!" the manager screamed.

"Because you fucking deserve it, bastard! And why the fuck don't we have senior discounts!?" the albino yelled back.

Yes, that's right. Hidan is seeking revenge in work-related ways and it's making the whole staff wonder why the world hated them enough to take Pein-sama away.

Deidara especially was wondering why the world hated him.

'Goodbye hair, un. I loved you so....' the blonde thought grimly as he sat dejectedly watching the fight. He started to remember the good times with his hair: Sasori running his fingers through it, the way Sasori played with it in bed, when Sasori told him he looked hot when it blew in the wind....Then a not so fond memory flashed into his mind, when Hidan had almost raped him.

Hidan was drunk at the time and Kisame had -as usual- claimed it was more trouble for him to take Hidan home than it was for Deidara since the blonde lived closer to him.

How he hated Kisame for living far away.

It wasn't that he didn't love his friend it's just...Hidan is a horny drunk and Deidara is....a weak, effeminate man.

When they had gotten to the albino's apartment Deidara -being the good friend he is- made sure the completely drunk Hidan made it to his room. That was his first mistake....his second mistake being that he had always skipped gym in high-school.

It seemed like Hidan would pass out as soon as he hit the couch, but that wasn't the case. It was a blur to Deidara how he got from the apartment door to being pinned beneath Hidan on the sofa. But he distinctly remembers how Hidan grabbed his hair to keep him in place, roughly kissing him.

Drunk Hidan was scary and Deidara was hella glad he always carried mace spray in his back pocket.

Hidan was never told why his eyes were red for 3 days.

'Some friend you are, un. Damn horny drunk...' then it struck him like lightening, why hadn't he thought of it before? He was so happy with himself he didn't notice how Kakuzu and Hidan had stopped fighting and were now staring at him, along with other employees, due to the blonde cackling evilly while rubbing his hands together in a maniacal way.

Plan C: lust

"What the fuck are you laughing about Blondie?" reality caught up with Deidara and he started rubbing the back of his head nervously.

"N-nothing, un?" Hidan gave him a skeptical look.

"I swear you've totally fucking lost it...." the albino stated, slowly shaking his head. Deidara was getting ready to retort when a very pissed Kakuzu yelled,

"Hidan! You better have a good explanation for this!" the yelling came from the pantry and Hidan had a good idea of what it was about...

"What is this!?" a seething Kakuzu asked as he burst into the kitchen and held up the item in question.

"It's fucking beer, asswipe." it was indeed beer, canned beer to be exact.

"And what exactly is beer doing at work?" he asked in restrained anger, while he walked over to Hidan, leaning in close to his face. "Is that why you smell like alcohol?" he whispered, his breath tickling the albino's nose.

"Fuck yo-" Hidan's insult was cut off,

"Is that all you have? 'fuck you'? If you wanna drink go to a bar," He smirked at the scowl on his employee's face "Besides, you can't even hold your alcohol, you've been stumbling around all day and there's only 3 cans missing." he said motioning to the 6 pack of beer.

"I can too! I had a pack before that, fucker!" Kakuzu just laughed,

"A 6 pack and a half, huh? That's not very much."

Deidara took this pristine moment to set his third plan in motion,

"How about you guys have a competition tonight after work, un? To see who can hold their alcohol?" he suggested, hope tingling behind his eyes. Kakuzu scoffed,

"I would win anyway, I don't need to waste my time."

"So you're fucking scared?" Hidan asked arrogantly, his manager narrowed his eyes.

"Fine, we will leave work together and compete at 'Zetsu's Bar & Grill'" the two most important things to Kakuzu were money, and pride. He couldm't let Hidan be so smug.

Deidara heard the declaration of battle and let a smirk crawl onto his face 'this has got to work, un.'

The next chapter I plan to have lots of KakuHida....I probably won't write a lemon, but there might be strongly implied sexual intercourse XD

But who knows? It might turn into a lemon depending on how I feel....or if anyone actually wants a lemon. ~*Review*~