I know what you're thinking but no, I haven't died....though unfortunately my laptop has. But never fear - JUMP DRIVE IS HERE!

I was lucky enough to back all my stories up the week before my computer died, the problem was I had no computer to use for my hobby anymore. Then my brother finally came home and left me his laptop because he didn't need it for school anymore! how awesome is he? So now that I have this temporary fix I am going to update as much as I can.

Anyway sorry for the short chappy I will update again tomorrow or the next day ^_^

The trio of Akatsuki workers, Deidara, Kakuzu, and Hidan strolled into the bar. Shoes shuffling against the mossy carpet.

"Hey, Zetsu!" Hidan called into the back room, leaning over the oak counter trying to catch sight of his friend and bar owner, Zetsu. After a moment a man emerged from the darkness of the kitchen, he smelled of freshly cut grass.

"Evening, Hidan! Come to scare away more of my paying customers?" The albino chuckled and sat down on a bar stool in-between his friend and boss.

"Nah, a drinking contest."

"You're competing? Ahahaha, you can't hold liquor! Who's the lucky bastard getting to beat you?" Hidan pouted.

"Fucking lousy friend, who says I'm going to lose? Besides if it's against this guy I'll sure as hell win!" He stated, motioning towards Kakuzu.

"I don't want to take sides...I hope you didn't bet anything valuable, moron." Kakuzu smirked under his mask, this was already worth the trouble for his stubborn employee to see his arrogance is groundless.

"What the fuck does that mean!"

"Well buddy, It means that this fella" the bar owner pointed to Kakuzu "Is going to kick your ass."

The albino was shocked to be hearing such a thing......and maybe he was imagining it but it seemed like his so-called best friend was very happy to be hearing this. That is, if the triumphant grin on his girlish face was anything to go by.

"What the hell? Could someone show me some fucking support?" the blonde stifled a laugh and answered with an over-dramatic:

"I believe in you!" Hidan rolled his eyes and swatted away the hand Deidara had placed on his shoulder.

"Fine, just bring the mother-fuckin' beer!"

After 7 beers each Deidara was feeling confident. Why? Ahahaha.

"Zetsu-sama~! Bring meh more!" right now Hidan was having trouble sitting up straight and his speech was slurred while Kakuzu had no signs of being drunk at all. Absolutely perfect.

The blonde stuffed both his hands into his hoodie pocket and sent a text that would set his plan into full swing.

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Ahhh the familiar sound of the happy vibrate mode.

"Hello, un? Oh Danna!.....What?" Kakuzu glanced over at his employee's worried tone.

"No. I'm on my way, un." Deidara looked at his boss and bowed his head.

"Sorry Kakuzu-san, something urgent came up. Can you take Hidan home? He will be too drunk to go on his own." the tanned man glanced at the albino and sighed.

"Sure." He mumbled.

The blonde smiled, gave his manager Hidan's address and quickly ran out the door 'This is it, un!'

By the 15th beer Hidan had passed out and Zetsu declared Kakuzu the winner.

"Be careful on the way home! Be careful with that idiot."

Kakuzu said his goodbyes and took a step into the cool night air with Hidan slung over his shoulder, eyes scanning over the small piece of paper Deidara left.

"At least he lives within walking distance." He mumbled as he made his way towards his employee's house.

"This is about that bet isn't it?" a rather displeased redhead asked.

"Sasori no danna this is important, un! I'm only thinking of my best friend." the blonde stated.

Sasori simply mumbled "and your hair." Deidara gave an exaggerated 'gasp'.

"I do not put my hair on the same level as my friendship with Hidan, un!" he replied defensively. the puppeteer found it humorous for the blonde to deny it considering anyone who knows Deidara is well aware that his hair is just as important as his best friend. Heck, even Hidan knows.

"Shut up. I just wanna know why I'm in this tree." they were indeed sitting in a rather conveniently placed fluffy tree, a waste of time in Sasori's opinion.

"Because Danna, you love me, un." Sasori narrowed his eyes and stared at his boyfriend until....

...........

"Fine, dammit! It's because I told Kakuzu to bring Hidan home after their drinking contest. That is why we are waiting outside his window, un." the puppet-lover sighed. Why is he not surprised?

"So that's why you texted me to 'call you immediately'? So you could set this up?" He said tiredly, as if he dealt with this kind of thing all the time.

"Ssshhhh. They're coming, un!" Sure enough a stocky figure with a body slung over his left shoulder walked up to Hidan's house. Deidara pulled out his binoculars and started giggling evilly while Sasori wished he had said a simple 'no' to the blonde for once.

Please excuse any grammar mistakes, I wrote this until 4 am trying to update. But now that this chappy is done I can get to the fun stuff :P

Ok, if you can forgive me for not updating for sooooooooo long I would love a review!