Okey Dokey Hokey Pokey (- Because I felt like it :D)

Anywho, This chapter is longer for you guys! hooray~! I am pretty happy with the developments in this chappy, things actually turned out the way I wanted for a change. But what do I matter? It is you the readers that need to like it. Okay I'm done with my ramblings

Disclaimer desu~:It's depressing enough to know I don't own it without having to announce it every chapter T_T

Morning made its way into existence as the moon bid its farewell, promising to return tomorrow. The sun gazed upon the world, bathing it in light. A light breeze carried the gentle song of birds across the city. All was peaceful.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" A young man yelled, while the object of his horror made an aggravated groan.

"Who are you! What the fuck are you doing in my house! In my....my bed!" The albino screeched. He jumped out of the bed, bringing his pillow with him in order to cover up his groin. Sure he has woken up next to strangers before, but he remembered most of them were girls and given he had gone to a club the nights before it was expected, as well as remembered. This was seriously fucked up.

"It's your boss, moron." A stunned moment passed as the younger man looked at his managers, mask-less, face. Asking why he wore a mask when he looked like that was second priority as another question was nagging at his mind.

"Y-y-you....Oh my God! I am so fucking fired right now aren't I?" He needed his job desperately, this house belonged to his deceased parents. If he couldn't work....he'd lose it.

"Not yet, Hidan....and Shut up!" The older man scolded as he rubbed the bridge of his nose, already feeling a headache coming on.

"No! Explain what the hell happened!" Kakuzu simply rolled his eyes, standing up to grab his boxers off the floor.

"I think it's obvious what happened." He stated coldly. A deep red hue spread across pale cheeks, showing his frustration.

"So I...How the fuck did you end up in my bed?" A pair of briefs hit Hidan in the face, courtesy of his manager, before Kakuzu patted the spot next to him on the edge of the bed. The Akatuski employee, skeptically, took the invitation to sit down.

"Don't interrupt me." Hidan nodded and waited for his explanation.

"It's almost been a week hasn't it?" A blue man questioned, a smile showing off his sharp teeth.

"What is that supposed to mean, un? For your information my plans are going great!" The blonde stated defensively.

"Sure, sure. What are your hours next Friday? I'll schedule a haircut for you." The younger man fumed, how dare he taunt him?

"No need. I won't have to have some shitty haircut, un!" A deep chuckle resounded from the blue man.

"Itachi has the most customers in the salon, you should feel honored he would even make time for you." Deidara scoffed.

"He only gets customers for his looks. That's why your dating him right? Your relationship came out of nowhere, un." the blonde said while stirring sugar into his coffee.

"Itachi and I have a deep relationship, built on feelings." Kisame growled out, obviously offended.

"You're right, un. Itachi couldn't possibly be dating you for looks." Deidara laughed as his friend's face reddened in anger.

Kisame opened his mouth to retaliate with a crack about the blonde's relationship when a certain albino came sliding into the coffee shop.

"Dei! You won't fucking believe what happened!" Hidan sounded startled. A sly smile crept onto the artists face.

"Why, un? Did something bad happen?" The blonde questioned as his friend came to sit across from him, next to their blue companion. Neither of the silver-haired's friends decided to comment on the strange manner in which he was walking

"Bad? Crazy shit happened!" Kisame's mouth hung open as the albino started to explain.

"-And that's how we ended up like this..." The manager glanced over at his employee who was staring at him with a mix of emotions.

"So...What the fuck happens now?" The albino asked quietly, unsure of himself, as he turned his gaze to the floor that was now strewn with clothing. This was an imbalance, a hitch, a mishap, it broke the cycle he had maintained for the past 2 years.

Typically, when Hidan slept with someone it was in that persons house, not his. Waking up early and leaving before he was noticed was his defense, that way no-one could tie him down.

This was different.

Hidan saw Kakuzu almost everyday, he was hard to avoid. Even if he quit his job at the restaurant work doesn't come easy....not for a man such as Hidan. Pein had been kind and encouraged the hiring of young adults with odd looks or temperaments, people who wouldn't get hired elsewhere.

The tanned man let out a sigh, running his fingers through his own, messy, shoulder-length hair. "...What do you want to happen?" It wasn't the answer Hidan wanted. Making long-term decisions made him uncomfortable, but he had no choice.

"Like hel-" he started loudly, trying to demean the question.

"Answer me seriously, Hidan." Kakuzu said with a seriousness that didn't leave room for argument.

"Even if I wanted something to happen....I wouldn't change shit for you." Feeling insecure, trapped, Making a commitment? He couldn't allow that. His life was free and he didn't want it to change...not yet, he was still young.

"You couldn't change if you wanted to, you like being an asshole too much." A smirk tugged at Hidan's lips.

"And you fucking don't?" Kakuzu almost let himself chuckle. A small relief was felt with their usual banter being exchanged. Some sort of relationship was forming whether they knew it or not.

A peaceful silence passed between the pair. After awhile Hidan glanced over to his manager, he really didn't need that damn mask after all.

"Hey, Kakuzu?" said man looked up curiously, there was a hint of uneasiness in the pale man's voice.

"What?" There was something amusing about being around Hidan, he had a certain unpredictability.

"I can't-" the albino was stopped by the older man.

"I need to go, I have to get over to the restaurant." Kakuzu already knew what Hidan wanted to say, he didn't want to hear it. But, he has only known the guy for almost 3 weeks, he shouldn't care.

"Guess you should fucking hurry then." the employee watched as his boss get dressed and walk out the door with a "See you later." tossed over his shoulder.

Alright what did you think? I am pretty happy about it....So review and let me know if you agree!