Okay I love writing this story and, yes, this chapter is purely KakuHida~ ^_^
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There they sat, in an Italian restaurant, quietly slurping at their noodles, awkward glances being exchanged every so often.
"So...uh, are you attending college?..." Kakuzu asked, trying to start a friendly conversation.
"No." His blunt reply came. Hidan barely even looked up from his dinner.
It's not that Hidan didn't want to make an effort it's just...he was realizing there is nothing about him for Kakuzu to like. He has a foul mouth, he dropped out of High-school, has no special talent he is aware of, he isn't ambitious or particularly hard working...
'Fuck.'
"Hidan, is something the matter?" the albino growled at how uncharacteristically polite his date was being.
"I just feel awkward, dammit!" he blurted out after swallowing the last of his pasta.
"Why might that be?"
"Because of that! You're so fucking formal!" Kakuzu just stared for a moment before leaning forward out of his perfect posture and placing an elbow on the table, resting his chin in his hand"
"Better?" the younger man shifted uncomfortably.
"A little..." he mumbled as he grabbed a fresh bread-stick off the center of the table, bringing the tip to his mouth, tongue darting out to taste the garlic before taking a bite.
"You still look unhappy." the older man stated.
"No shit." the albino replied.
"Why?" the tanned one asked.
"Because you're staring." the younger man answered.
And yes, Kakuzu indeed noticed he had been staring, he also realized the reason he was staring was because Hidan had been, in a very suggestive way, devouring an item that resembled...well, you know...
They had returned to the state they were in 15 minutes ago...awkwardly staring and poking at what was left of their food.
"So...uh, do you wanna go for a walk?" Hidan gladly agreed.
They stepped out of that stuffy restaurant and into the cool night air, heading towards the smaller man's house.
"What the hell brought you to this city anyway?" Hidan asked, deciding it was his turn to try to start a conversation. Kakuzu sighed.
"Marriage." Hidan could swear his heart skipped a beat.
"You're fucking married?" he asked incredulously, feeling a tinge of jealousy and the older man chuckled, ruffling the silver head of hair in front of him.
"No, I got divorced 1 year and 3 months after being wed. I suppose we asked for it considering she married me for money and I married her for reputation." he explained, silently reaching for the pale hand that was hovering next to his tan one.
Hidan found it childish but, his heart was rapping against his chest from the simple warmth engulfing his hand. Taking a deep breath Kakuzu continued.
"You probably don't know this but, my father owns the Akatsuki franchise."
"Are you fucking kidding me? Then why are you such a penny-pinching bastard?" ignoring the comment Kakuzu resumed his story.
"She was the daughter of one of our rivals and while she did of course bring some money to the table, she more importantly brought her family name...along with partnership between our families companies. Her parents were very well liked in the business world and thus, when I married her, I became very well liked."
"So why divorce?" the albino inquired.
"Well, being we had no emotional attachment to each-other, we pursued relationships outside our marriage."
"So you fucked around?" the brunette chuckled.
"Something like that. In the end, her father found out about her affair and he apologized to me for his 'Shameless daughter'."
"What the fuck? I thought you had an affair too?" Kakuzu looked at the albino and smirked.
"I did, I was just better at hiding it." Hidan laughed and his manager found himself smiling at how relaxed he felt around the younger man. There was nothing expected of him, not manners, not anything.
"So what about you?" his employee looked up at him.
"Why am I here?" Kakuzu nodded.
"Hmm...Well, my old man got a job here and fell in love with my Mom. After they died I was hired by Pein and decided to stay in their house and enjoy being a young fucker while I can. Nothing too damn profound." Hidan stated.
"What exactly does 'enjoying being a young fucker' entail?" he older of the two asked as they arrived at the albino's house. Hidan smiled as he hooked his fingers through his manager's belt loops, pulling him close.
Hidan had never really 'dated' before but he assumed the anxious feeling that you might say the wrong thing or do something embarrassing was normal.
"Wanna fucking come in and find out?" For a faint moment he wondered what was happening to him, his mood was completely different. Holding hands? going on a date? He never would have done these things before...so why...?
Before he could blink Hidan felt his back slam against the wall in his foyer, tongue wrestling for dominance.
"Hmm...'Kuzu...?" the smaller mumbled through kisses, receiving a grunt in reply.
"Bed." Somewhere in the back of his mind Kakuzu noted that Hidan was as sexually impatient sober as he was drunk.
Ah yes I know, it was short, but I am already working on the next chapter so it will be up within the week!
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