Let me just start off with saying that you guys simply amaze me. Every time I checked my email yesterday I had things about reviews, people putting the story on alerts and whatnot. I squealed so much yesterday. Hahahaha.

This chapter has a bit of the "grown up stuff" that I know most of you have been yearning for. xD

I don't own Twilight… BLAH BLAH BLAH. xD

Now, without further ado, is your update…

My chocolate brown eyes widened as Alice said that she would pay for everything.

"Wha… What?! Alice, I really don't want you to spend money on me… It wouldn't be right. We barely know each other," I said.

Alice simply shrugged and stood up. "Money isn't a big deal with my family," she explained and she pushed in her chair, "My Dad's like some super-doctor and my Mom's a successful interior designer. Just get your shit and let's go."

I immediately stood up and grabbed my bag. Alice walked to my side and linked her arm with mine, but this time she held my hand as well. I used my free hand to grab my drink, and then Alice led me out of Starbucks and towards a bright yellow Porsche 911 Turbo.

My jaw dropped at the sight of the expensive car, and Alice giggled.

"You like it?" she asked as she released my arm and walked to the drivers side.

A hot car for a hot girl - It made sense.

I nodded and got in the passenger side, buckling my seat belt out of habit. Alice slid into the driver's seat and started the engine, causing the car to vibrate a bit.

I squirmed a bit and crossed my legs to try and relieve that dull ache between my legs.

Alice arched a brow and looked at my legs. "Something wrong?" she asked curiously, "If you need to go to the bathroom, I suggest you do it now. The closest mall is about an hour away and I don't want you to urinate on my leather interior."

Her comment made me smirk, but I shook my head. "I don't need to go to the bathroom," I mumbled.

Alice giggled again and sped off down the road towards the highway. "So, what made you cross your legs then?" she asked in a teasing voice.

I bit my lower lip and looked over at her. "The vibration of the car," I admitted nervously, "It felt… good, I guess."

I could feel my face turning a bright red at my words.

Alice reached over and uncrossed my legs easily, letting her hand rest on my inner thigh.

The breath caught in my throat and I leaned my head back against the headrest.

"Why didn't you call me last night?" Alice asked, pretending to sound hurt.

I blushed even redder. "Oh… I… I did, but you didn't pick up the phone," he replied, trying to ignore her hand.

"Why didn't you just leave a message?"

"I hate leaving messages. I never know what to say in them. Most of the time I freak out and stutter, then I just sound like a fucking idiot," I explained.

Alice laughed and began to stroke my thigh slowly.

Thank god I wore jeans, I thought.

I gasped as Alice's fingers touched my core through my jeans. My reaction made her smile a bit, then she began to stroke my core slowly, causing my legs to spread apart instinctively.

"I really wish that you'd left a message," Alice said, keeping her eyes on the road and acting as if she wasn't doing anything to me, "I was lonely last night and I needed someone to talk to…"

I closed my eyes and whimpered a bit. "Alice… Please…" I breathed. I practically jumped out of my seat when I felt her unbutton my jeans and slip her hand down under my panties.

She turned onto the highway with ease and hit the gas as she stroked my clit with her fingers. No one, besides myself, had ever touched me down there before. I bit down on my lower lip to contain my small moans, but a few whimpers got out. Alice giggled and stroked me faster, making me arch my back a bit and moan.

Then, out of nowhere, Alice's fingers were gone. My eyes snapped open and I looked over at her. "What the hell?" I snapped, then immediately covered my mouth with my hand. My free hand buttoned my pants again, and then I pulled my knees to my chest. I looked at Alice out of the corner of my eyes only to see her sucking my cum off of her fingers. Needless to say, the ache was back.

"Mmmmm…. So good," Alice practically moaned. My jaw dropped and I quickly looked out the window, blushing a bright red.

The rest of the ride was silent. I occasionally would look over at Alice, only to catch her glancing at me.

When we finally got to the mall, Alice parked the car, and I got out. My legs felt like jell-o, but it wasn't an uncomfortable feeling.

Alice got out and slipped her arm around my waist as we walked into the mall. I looked around curiously, but Alice had other ideas. She dragged me over to Victoria's Secret, and I immediately blushed.

"I'm guessing you wear sports bras," Alice said as we walked over towards the bras. I nodded in response and self consciously crossed my arms over my chest. "I'm gonna guess and say that you're around a B-Cup, maybe a small C." She pulled a couple of bras off of the rack and handed them to me.

"How will we know for sure?" I mumbled.

"We'll get you sized," Alice said, as if it was obvious, "Bras are something that needs to fit perfectly, if you want to show off the sistas." She gestured to my chest with her hand and I laughed.

A woman walked over to us and smiled. "May I help you two with anything?" she asked.

Alice nodded and told the woman that I needed to be sized up.

After all that was over, I found out that I'm a 34-C. Alice started grabbing all different kinds of bras for me, and just the sight of her made me giggle.

When we were done, she paid with a shiny credit card, then we moved on to a different store.

She stopped outside of a hair salon and grinned.

"No Alice," I warned, "I hate getting my hair done."

Alice rolled her eyes and pulled me away from the salon and into a store that I couldn't pronounce the name of. "I'll do your hair myself then," she mumbled as she led me to the women's section.

About two hours later, I had eight new pairs of jeans, in all styles, washes, and cuts. I got about fifteen new shirts, all in various colors, fabrics and patterns. Most of the shirts Alice picked out, but a couple of them were of my own choice. Alice had also gotten me a couple pairs of sneakers as well.

"You hungry?" she asked as we headed back to the car.

I nodded and helped her put the bags in the backseat of her small Porsche.

"Good, because I'm fucking starving," Alice laughed.

We got in the car and Alice drove us over to the nearest Olive Garden. I was pleased by her choice. We went inside and got a table in the corner.

Alice ordered chicken fettuccini alfrado and Coke, and I ordered regular spaghetti with Diet Coke.

The waiter brought us our salad and breadsticks, and I began to nibble on the bread, watching Alice.

She smiled at me from across the table and took a breadstick of her own. "So, who're your favorite actors? Male and female." she asked.

"Male is Gerard Butler. Female is Katherine Heigl. I was so happy when I found out that they're in a movie together now," I replied, "What about you?"

"Gerard Butler, for male, and Meryl Streep for female," she said softly. "How many past relationships have you had?"

I blushed a bright red and set down my breadstick. "Um… None," I admitted in a whisper. I looked at Alice through my lashes to see her reaction.

Her face was deadpan, which scared me a bit. She was watching me though. "You're serious?" she said after a minute, "You've never had a boyfriend?"

"Or girlfriend," I admitted, "I don't um… I'm not attracted to guys."

"I knew it!" Alice said loudly, making a few people look at us, "I knew you were gay!"

I turned a beet red and covered my face with my hands.

"I thought my gay-dar was totally messed up with you. I honestly thought for awhile that you were just bicurious…" she went on, "Well, at least now I don't feel so at odds with you."

I dropped my hands onto the table and looked at her in confusion. "What do you mean?" I asked, almost whispering.

Alice leaned towards me and held on of my hands tightly in her own. "Now I wont feel like I'm tossing a bomb into the middle of a desert in hopes of getting something," she said cryptically.

I bit my lower lip. "I have no idea what you mean," I admitted.

Alice rolled her eyes and laughed. "Now I can hit on you and know that it isn't wasted effort," she explained.

I leaned back in my seat and looked at her in shock. "You mean… You're…?"

"Was what I did in the car earlier not enough hint for you?" Alice asked rhetorically, leaning back in her seat as well.

The waiter came and set our food in front of us. I didn't take my eyes off of Alice.

"Eat fast," she ordered as the waiter walked away, "I'm horny and I can practically smell how wet you are."

I blushed and began eating my food quickly, like instructed.

Alright you little horn dogs. There you go.

There WILL be more of the slash or lemon… Whatever you want to call it. Trust me.

Alice is practically dying to get her hands on Bella. Hahahaha.

Review or one of them will get their monthly friend and I'll have to put off the fun.

Hahahha. ;)