Chapter Fourteen: Voulez-vous Couchez Avec Moi Ce Soir

Author's Note: Sorry it's been taking a little bit to update this chapter. I've had the most intense writer's block imaginable and it sucks. And because of said writer's block, that's why the chapter is so short, my apologies about that. Hopefully it will go away soon so I can get some good stuff written before college starts. So, from this chapter on, the M rating is in effect. This is my first time writing smut, so we'll see how that goes. As always, I don't own Glee or any of its characters. The chapter title comes from Lady Marmalade by P!nk, Christina Aguilera, Mýa, Lil' Kim, and Missy Elliot.

"Congratulations, Berry, your release date is finally here." Sylvester said, walking in to Rachel's hospital room the day after the wedding.

"That's not my name anymore." Rachel reminded her, holding up her hand with the wedding ring on it. "It's Hudson now."

"Well, Hudson, I've been calling you Berry for ten months now. It is going to take time for me to call you by the right name. And there's two members on my rotation named Hudson and it'll will be too confusing. So, you will always be Berry to me." She handed Rachel the release papers. "Now, even though you get to leave the hospital, you'll have to be back in a few days for—"

"For physical therapy, I know. I'll be here for it. Because the sooner I complete physical therapy, the sooner I can come back to work, right?"

"Sylvester, tell her that she has to be out for eight weeks. You're her mentor; maybe she'll listen to you. God knows she isn't listening to her husband." Finn said.

"You should listen to your husband Berr—Hudson." Sylvester said. "I won't sign off on anything pertaining to your return for another eight weeks."

"But what about the intern exams? I need to take those."

"Relax, I'll make sure I keep you up-to-date on the things leading up to the exam." Finn said, squeezing Rachel's hand.

Rachel smiled up at him. "See, look at my wonderful husband. Are my dads on their way here?"

"Nope. Because they aren't taking you back to the house. I am." Finn said. "And on the way back to the house we have to make a stop at LaGuardia."

"The airport? Why do we have to make a stop at the – oh! Is Zoey on her way to New York?"

"Yes she is. So whenever you sign those papers to get out of here, we can go get her."

Rachel hastily signed her name on the papers and tried to push herself off the bed. "A little help, please?"

Finn chuckled to himself and went over to help Rachel out of the bed.

"Now, Hudson – the original one – you have the day off tomorrow but you know you come back to work again the next day."

"Yeah, yeah. I know. No need to remind me. Come on, Rach, let's get you out of here so we can go get Zoey." Finn said, wheeling Rachel out of the room.

"Why did we stop here at the house? Don't we have to get to the airport?" Rachel said as Finn pulled into the driveway.

"We have a few hours before we have to get her. And I figured there were some things that you and I could do beforehand." Finn got out of the car and walked around to Rachel's side and opened the door for her. "For starters, it's tradition that the bride gets carried over the threshold of the house after the wedding. And if we waited until Zoey got here, I'd be carrying the two of you, and all of your bags. Now, you may think I'm strong, but I'm not that strong."

He reached into the car and unbuckled Rachel and swept her up in his arms. "And, I figured since we won't have any roommates for a few more hours at least, there's some husband and wife-y things that could get done around the house."

Despite the warm end of April air in New York, Rachel started to shiver.

Why the hell was she nervous about sex with Finn, anyway?

Maybe because for the last month, you had to listen to him and Liz the little voice in her head said.

"Shut up." she muttered, hoping she said it low enough that Finn didn't hear her.

"What?" Finn asked, sounding slightly taken aback.

"Nothing. Just ignore me. It's just weird being back here when the last time you and I hung out here, I was hit by a car. It's a lot to take in, that's all."

Finn nodded in an understanding manner. He didn't want to push Rachel into anything that she wasn't ready for. Because within a week, they had gone from being friends, to being back together, Rachel being hit by a car, engaged, married, and having his daughter come live with them. If his head was swirling from everything that happened, Rachel must not be fully comprehending everything that's going on.

"Now, how about you carry me over the threshold and we can do one of those husband and wife things you were talking about earlier."

Finn felt himself growing hard at what she was saying. Rachel Berry – Rachel Hudson – had the inexplicable ability to do crazy things to him.

"First off, you need to move all of your stuff from your room into mine. After we pick up Zoey from the airport, we'll have to take her shopping for sheets of her own. I'm sure she wouldn't want yours." Rachel said, shaking her head back and forth to get the mental images of Liz and Finn out of her head.

"Rach, isn't there any way we can do this later? We've been married for a few days now and haven't had any time to consummate the marriage. I think this has to be a record for people on their honeymoon." Finn said, pushing the door open. If it wasn't for the healing leg, he'd throw her down on the couch and have his way with her right there.

That's what honeymoon sex was for anyway, right?"

"This is so not our honeymoon."

"Rach, you are absolutely killing me. I want to make love to my wife. Is that too much to ask for?"

"I just wanted to hear you ask for it." Rachel said, examining her chipped nails, all the while feeling her heart beat increase.

It was finally going to happen.

"Rachel Barbra Berry-who-just-changed-her-name-to-Hudson, will you allow me the pleasure of having sex with you to celebrate our wedding?"

Rachel smiled at what Finn said and nodded. "Absolutely. Let's do it. I'm ready."

"Okay. Let's do it." Finn repeated. "Where?"

"Start in the bedroom. We'll have plenty of time to do it other places." Rachel said, a devious smile forming on her face. "Plus, we only have a few hours until we have to get Zoey."

"Right." Finn said, giving an affirming nod of his head. He adjusted his grip on Rachel and took her upstairs to her room. He carefully laid her down on the bed and kissed her.

"You ready?"

Rachel smiled and licked her lips. "I was born ready, babe."

He leaned over to kiss her again, but this time it was nothing like their kiss from a few moments before. This one was smoldering. Burning. Passionate.

"Finn." Rachel whimpered as Finn peppered kisses down her neck as he started to nip on her pulse point. "Don't…stop…" Her back arched in pleasure and Finn pushed her hips back down on the bed.

Slowly, their clothes were peeled off and tossed all over the room.

"You need to let me know if this hurts, Rach. Your leg, I mean." Finn said.

"Fuck, Finn. Just do it."

To warm her up, he teased Rachel's clit with a finger before shoving it inside her.

Rachel moaned in pleasure and bucked her hips up, sending Finn in deeper. He pulled his finger halfway out and slammed it back in again.

"Finn, I'm…" Rachel started. Finn pulled his finger, replacing it with his cock.

"Cum for me, Rach." Finn said, slamming his cock into her.

"Fu-uck!" Rachel said, her orgasm coursing through her body, Finn releasing not long after her.

After a few minutes of heavy panting without much else, Rachel rolled over to her side and smiled at Finn. "I didn't think it would take us that long. It better not be short like that the next time we have sex."

Finn rolled to face Rachel. "Of course not. We'll say it's because we've been waiting to do that for months now. And we're in a hurry because of Zoey."

Rachel nodded and kissed Finn. "Well, we still have a little bit more time until we have to get Zoey. What do you say, one more time? For practice?"

Finn smiled at her as he rolled her under him. "I think that's a great idea."

Author's Note: Okay, so yeah, that was my first smut scene. If I decide to do another smut scene, it will probably be longer. Working on the next few chapters now (I think the story is going to have 20-25 chapters, maybe more if I actually finish my summer reading book for school).