i didnt even start writing and i know that i'm going to have a ton of fun with this, mostly because i can match up the characters from both movies.

It might not all rhyme, but just pretend it does. There are no love relations in my stories, even if the Disney characters are, in my story it doesnt matter, i dont own Disney, even hough i love their songs. This chapter has all of them randomly breaking out in song"

Fury- Shang in I'll make a man out of you, Chi-Fu in a girl worth fighting for

Natasha- Mulan

Steve- Chien-Po

Tony- Ling

Clint- Yao

Thor- Mushu, just for the sake of him being someone, Bruce didn't really fit the role well.

Bruce- same as Thor

All the avengers were arguing non-stop in the lab. They were supposed to be a team, much less play the part of an army, but they could'nt stop arguing over every little thing. Fury had had enough, he was tired of them arguing and bickering over every little detail of life. So he devised a plan to get them together, as a team.

"We've got a long way to go" he said, then he grabbed Loki's scepter and lead them into the gym in the Hellicarrier. "Let's get down to buisness" he shot two of the dummies that they use for training practice, and the team was amazed that he was, singing? "To defeat, the Chitauri" Tony put a spider down Natasha's back collar. So she squirmed about and knocked everyone over.

"Did they send me civilians, when I asked for warriors?"

"You're the saddest bunch I ever met ,but you can bet before we're through, mister, I'll make a team out of you." Fury tried to grab Natasha to make her stop squirming but he got hit in the stomach even before he could try.

Then, they went on to try archery, which Clint excelled at.

"Tranquil as a forest but on fire within. Once you find your center you are sure to win." Clint sung to instruct everyone how to shoot.

"You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you." Fury sang

"I'm never gonna catch my breath" Steve sang

"Say goodbye to those who knew me" Clint sung as he was hit by a flaming arrow (how ironic)

"Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym" Tony sang (he never went to school as a child, he was home schooled because his father was rich)

"This Lady's haseth thou scared to death" Thor said

"Hope they don't see right through me" Natasha sung

"Now I really wish that I knew how to swim" Steve sung

"We must be swift as a coursing river. BE A TEAM, with all the force of a great typhoon. BE A TEAM, with all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon". They all sung.

"Time is racing toward us 'til the Chitauri arrive. Heed my every order and you might survive." Fury sang "You're unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up, go home you're through. How could I make a team Out of you?"

We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A TEAM
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A TEAM
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

BE A TEAM
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A TEAM
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A TEAM
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah!

Ok so that was the first, NSFFMPOV (not so funny from my POV) part of this chapter but , A Girl Worth Fighting For i think will be much funnier. However the irony in these songs and how they coincide with the avengers, I think is hilarious.

For this song you have to get why they're walking to New York, all the hellicarriers that they have ran out of power because Loki took the Tesseract, thus stealing their main source of power.

"For a long time we've been marching off to battle" they all sang

"In our thundering herd
We feel a lot like cattle" Clint sang

"Like the pounding beat" everyone turned to Tony, who was obnoxiously playing heavy metal on his Ipod.
Our aching feet aren't
easy to ignore" they sang

"Hey, think of instead
A girl worth fighting for" Tony sang (typical playboy)

"Huh"? Natasha said.

"That's what I said
A girl worth fighting for

I want her paler than the
moon with eyes that
shine like stars" Tony sang

"My girl will marvel at
my strength, adore my
battle scars" Clint sang

"I couldn't care less what she'll
wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what
she cooks like
Beef, pork, chicken
Mm" Steve sang.

"Bet the local guys thought
you were quite the charmer" Clint sang, referencing that anyone she's ever dated has died.

"And I'll bet the ladies love
a man in armor" Tony sang

"You can guess what we
have missed the most
Since we went off to war
What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for " all the guys sang.

"My girl will think I have no faults" Clint sang
"That I'm a major find" Steve sang

"Love is for children" Natasha said interrupting the song.

"My manly ways and turn of
phrase are sure to thrill her" Tony sang

"He thinks he's such a lady killer" Clint sang

"I've a girl back home who's
unlike any other" Fury sang

"Yeah, the only girl who'd
love him is his mother" Clint whispered to Natasha sarcastically.

"But when we come home
in victory they'll line up
at the door
What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for
Wish that I had
A girl worth fighting for
A girl worth fighting" they stopped to see that the Chitauri have already invaded New York, killing thousands, and took over the planet. With Loki as their leader.

Then all hell broke loose and Loki broke out in song.

You just got Loki'd you just got Loki'd. You just Loki'd, you just got Loki'd son, but you are not the only one" X2

Asgardian prince so let me talk some sense
into the Midgard haters who must think I'm dense
no recompense for I'm here to usurp this
and remind you that I'm burdened with a glorious purpose
Ya it's true I came here for the Tesseract
to make you think ruling you was my plan of attack
cut me some slack because that plan is wack
all I ever really wanted was to get back
into Asgard... is that so hard to see?
I was scarred from being barred by my family
Oh Thor you're so big we must worship thee!
With your golden locks making fan girls squee
I am Loki, the weaver of lies
so step back while I cut you down to size

Earth's mightiest heroes? Avengers? Please.
I played each of you with the greatest of ease.
From your star spangled boy scout up to the head cheese
let's not forget I made Heimdall freeze
and I decree, each of you I'll subjugate
to kneel before me is your natural state
got a whole lot more than Shawarma up here on my plate
so let me hear you sing it out if you can relate

Did you really think you'd stop me with a puny gag?
I'm a trickster god, Hulk's punching bag!
I made the Widow fake a sniffle and Stark get jet lag
give me more time I'll make Thor's pecs sag!
I'm incredulous, ridiculous, never superfluous, always adventurous
Hawkeye shot me in the face with an explosive arrow
have you noticed how my cheek bones are Oh so narrow?
Isn't it apparent that I haven't lost yet?
The moral of the story is the Infinity Gauntlet.
Ultimate power seems a pretty good outlet
for my daddy issues and ultimate conquest
recognize that I'm the perfect foe
and it's high time you understand my goals.

Natasha, I know you think you played me
but this whole masquerade involves you having my babies
Russian and Frost Giant blood oh so crazy
Clint mooning over you doesn't phase me
I'm determined that you're gonna wanna be my queen
and absolute power is your ideal scene
let's blow up the world and get some ice cream
you and I shipped is my ultimate dream!

Ok ok, i have to admit that was a pretty epic chapter, um i dont own any lyrics including the Loki'd one, they belong to some guy on youtube. Ok so if anyone has a request for a song let me know! This chapter was extremely fun to write even at 11:30 at night