At the beginning Naruto thought it would be simple. First he had to distract Kakashi which, in Naruto's opinion wasn't that hard seeing as all he really needed was to use one of his clones to henge into a women with unusually large breasts. Second he needed to steal the book that was in Kakashi's holder on his waist. He had done it so tactfully that someone would have thought it was an ANBU. Now here was the hard part; keeping it away from Kakashi.
Naruto clutched the orange book close to his chest as he turned the corner into a ally. Once he was deep enough he loosened his grip on the book. "I-I finally did it." Naruto huffed holding the book in front of his face like it was some sort of treasure. "now lets see what's in this book."
Naruto fox like grin on his face grew as he opened the book to a random page. …Ai whispered huskily into her ear. She put her hand on Hikara's large br-
Naruto's face turned from red, to white, than to green (fallowed by gagging) and back to red all in twenty seconds. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" he shouted tossing the book as far away from him as possible.
Sadly it didn't get to far, the cause being Naruto chose a very cramped ally, and the thing (for it could no longer be dubbed as a book after what Naruto had witnessed) landed in a nearby puddle.
"I take it you didn't like the book."
"No way! That-" Naruto stopped when his brain finally understood that there was someone other than himself.
Oh god. That voice sounded so familiar almost like-like-like…
"Kakashi-sensei."
Naruto's head turned to see the one and only copy-cat nin behind him but instead of the usual lazy look he had a very scary shine in his eye or eyes as he had the sharingan out. "I believe you'll be paying for a new book." He said.
Naruto sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck as he searched for a way, anyway, to escape. "Yeah I-I'll pay." Naruto laughed nervously.
"Good." Kakashi said turning back into his normal self (or as normal as a Kakashi could get)
Naruto lowered his guard and that was all it took for Kakashi to tie a rope of sausage around his neck and to set his dog at Naruto, who could soon be seen running the streets of the Hidden Leaf Village away from a pack of dog which the less trained Inuzuka dogs would soon join in, as well as Lee who believed it was a new form of training.
And where was Kakashi? Well he was happily waltzing out of the bookstore with a new book courtesy of one stolen frog wallet from Naruto.