Kai Hiwatari
Kai's-Suzaku: Are you really a girl pretending to be a guy? You seem really girly a lot of the time and you have a feminine build.
Kai: ...How you see abs and flawless muscles as a feminine build is beyond me. I can assure you I'm male. The only thing I can see that would relate to a female-like custom would be my face markings. It's paint; Not make-up. So no; I am not a girl. And if I can catch you leaking a word that I AM, then you too will find yourself suddenly the opposite sex.
Kai's-Suzaku: If not, are you gay? (If you're not a girl then you're gay and if you're not gay then you're really a girl. Because you have girly habits)
Kai: I am neither. Homosexuality is something perhaps only Tyson, Oliver and King are familiar with. I myself have a girlfriend. And what girl habits are you talking about?! Honestly; I think you're insane.
Kai's-Suzaku: Do you like the song 'All Black' by Good Charlotte?
Kai: I'm not a general fan of Good Charlotte. So I'm not familiar with the song... Yes. Those two runts that are following you around TERRIFY me. The older copies are frightening enough, but CHIBI versions of Boris and Voltaire are enough to make ANYONE slit their wrists.
Kai's-Suzaku: What are you like on a sugar high?
Kai: I don't get sugar high. That's Max's thing.
Kai's-Suzaku: Do you like the song 'High School Never Ends' by Bowling For Soup?
Kai: (Sighs) Again with the song questions... No. I don't like Bowling For Soup. And no, you can't dare people. We get enough of that from Bryan and Jemma.
wolf-shadow666: If you could, what would you guys like to do to Boris and Voltaire?
Kai: So help me GOD; I'd slit both my grandfather's wrists then make him drink his own blood before he died, and if he coughed it up, then I'd make him swallow it again. Boris, well, I'd stick him in a cell with Micheal Jackson. Who knows? I think that maybe this time, BORIS will be the one getting fucked over. And if he lives, then I'll come and put a bullet in his brain.
sesshy-sesshy-girl: Are you afraid of clowns?
Kai: Does it look like I'm terrified of Daichi to you??
wolf-shadow666: What do you think of Tyson? Because honestly, I hate him. He's annoying and weird and never shuts up about food or beyblading.
Kai: I agree with every aspect of what you think about Tyson. No need to ask me.
Kai's-Suzaku: What do you think of Mariah?
Kai: ...Annoying. I secretly think even Ray thinks she's annoying. I'm also expecting Tyson to take a bite out of her someday because she walks around looking like a piece of cotton candy or bubble gum. Something pink and edible.
Kai's-Suzaku: What do you think of Julia?
Kai: How do I describe Julia? Well, personally, I think she should pick a damn hair color and stick with it. Nothing much more to say. Except annoying.
Kai's-Suzaku: What do you think of Matilda?
Kai: Quiet. Wow... I can't call her annoying. But she looks like a hyped-up pixie.
Kai's-Suzaku: Is Judy your girlfriend?
Kai: ...WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
KonohaSinX Flame: Hey, Kai, I'm wondering what on earth you're doing here... Isn't this just a waste having people ask questions that seriously has nothing related to you what-so-ever?
Kai: I couldn't agree more. Absolutely. But I'm being blackmailed into doing it. Just so ya know. Fucking SB and Jemma with her little disappearing and spying tricks... Bitches are worst then me. (Snarls)
susie25: Hey Kai have you ever cut yourself?
Kai: Do I look like an emo pussy to you? I may be damaged by the abbey, but not to that extent.
juliayuriy: Hey Kai, what do you think of Tala? Is he your close friend or something? Cause I saw an episode in which you collapse in the hallway and Dranzer broke out. Then I saw Tala crying for you... How did you react when you saw him again after leaving the abbey in the first season?
Kai: Tala... Tala's... I don't know. I guess he's a friend. As to why he'd cry, I have no idea. I mean, I wouldn't.. But that's just me. And I was surprised, of course. I didn't like the looks of what he'd become.
susie25: What do you think of Hilary?
Kai: What do you expect me to say? She's Tyson's girlfriend, and she helps us with teamwork and training. I don't think anything special of her. I have a girlfriend. Hilary can be annoying. Like most girls.
HallowedInk: Kai why do you wear a scarf and why aren't you wearing it in season 2? ( I like it though, I'm not complaining)
Kai: That's good. And I wear a scarf because I have my own style, and I like scarves. I didn't wear a scarf in the second season because it would of made my outfit look too cluttered. Yes. I'm a guy, and I know how to dress. Woop-de-doo.
Kai's-Suzaku: Um why are you wearing purple pimp pants? (You make them work, but still)
Kai: Newsflash; THEY'RE NOT PIMP PANTS. Why are you so picky? You probably dress horrible.
Kai's-Suzaku: What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done??
Kai: Join the BladeBreakers. And make a mockery of myself answering these God-forsaken questions.
Kai's-Suzaku: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Kai: Not much.
Kai's-Suzaku: Since you don't get sugar-high what do you think you'd be like on a sugar-high?
Kai: Homicidal.
Kai's-Suzaku: Do you think your Grandfather has a brain tumor? (It would explain alot)
Kai: I know. And I wish.
Kai's-Suzaku: Do you think I traumatized Boris when I asked him what he would do for a Klondike Bar? (He gave me the 'deer caught in headlights' look)
Kai: I hope you drove the bastard absolutely crazy. Moreso.
Kai's-Suzaku: How close are you to killing me?
Kai: Alot closer than you could possibly think.
Kai's-Suzaku: Will you become the general for my squirrel army so we can take over the world and destroy all things evil?
Kai: Hell no. Fuckin' squirrel-obsessed freak.
susie25: Kai who is your girlfriend?
Kai: Salima. We've been going out for about 9 months. Honestly; I would have many of everyone I have to put up with shot if it wasn't for her.
Kai's-Suzaku: Haven't you realized I'm asking these questions so I can tick everyone off with my pointless questions (Not Gary's though) and yes I dress horribly and does it look like I care?
Kai: That's good. Because it's plainly obvious that the rest of us don't care either.
xoxSoulsxox: Is Ray your friend, or just an acquaintance?
Kai: I suppose I could call Ray a friend... He's stuck with me through everything, and he's the only one on the BladeBreakers who I can actually have a civilized conversation with. So sure; He's a friend.
MariamTiarko: How much do you love eachother? (Referring to Salima)
Kai: I'd give my life for her. Fuck I'd give my beyblading career.
MariamTiarko: What did you think of eachother at first sight?
Kai: Too much was really going on for me to even consider looking at another person in a romantic way. The feelings weren't even there till about a year later.
MariamTiarko: If your answer to the first was you love eachother a lot, would you like to start a family together?
Kai: I don't really know... I'm not sure if I'm father material. I'm willing to try one of these days, but not yet. Not for awhile.
Kai's-Suzaku: Um what is your favorite food?
Kai: ..That's a good one... I'm not sure. Probably some of the traditional dishes from Russian culture. I'm quite fond of dessert myself.
Kai's-Suzaku: What would you do if you accidentally got Salima pregnant?
Kai: Deal with it. Shit happens.
Kai's-Suzaku: What is your middle name?
Kai: That is something for mortal man -and you- never to know.
Kai's-Suzaku: Who do you think is worse, me or glitteredvixen06? And keep in mind that I'm asking mostly dumb questions while glitteredvixen06 is asking some of the guys their 'size' if you know what I mean.
Kai: I'm not picking either, because both of it sounds totally stupid and ridiculous. You can both go to hell.
Kai's-Suzaku: Can I have a hug? Please cause I am DEPRESSED! Yes I can get depressed.
Kai: Could've fooled me. And no. Go see a damn counselor.
Kai's-Suzaku: Did you know Ming Ming is stalking you? (I would but I'm too lazy and surprisingly not fat)
Kai:...No... What do ya know, I'm actually scared. And good. I don't care whether you're fat or not, but I don't need any (more) stalkers.
Kai's-Suzaku: Why do Chibi Boris and Chibi Voltaire scare you?
Kai: Dude; It's miniature copies of the fuckheads who made my life hell. Can you put the puzzle together, or do you need someone to draw you a picture??
Kai's-Suzaku: What did Boris and Voltaire do that made your life hell? (I kinda already know but I don't want to assume)
Kai: If you already know then why ask? (Sighs) They turned me into a heartless, cold emotionless bastard. That's all you're getting out of me... The rest of the things I'd like to keep to myself. But you can imagine.
Kai's-Suzaku: Kai I'm a little confused about something and I was hoping you could clear this up. Just How old are you? Cause in the Japanese version you're 12 in season 1, 13 in season 2, and 14 in season 3 but in the English version your 14 in season 1, 15 in Season 2, and 16 in season 3. So you can see my problem.
Kai: Actually, I was 15 in season 1 (English version), 16 in 2, and I'd just turned 17 for season 3. The Japanese version exaggerated our ages a little. But it never mattered.
the-lone-she-wolf: Why do you not smile at all? Not even a small smile, instead you smirk.
Kai: ...Look at my life you dumbass. I'm not the world champion, I was raised by freaks, and I'm surrounded by idiots all day long. What is there to smile about? But just so ya know, I have smiled. For Salima.
the-lone-she-wolf: Do you like music and have an ipod? If so, what kind of music do you like?
Kai: I dunno, metal? Screamo? Whatever the hell it's called these days. I hear something and I like, I play it it's that simple. I guess I'm a fan of Evanescence, GOB, Hawthorne Heights, Flyleaf, and Hinder. Bring Me The Horizon aren't bad either. Yes, I have an Ipod. What's on the Ipod? Music. And embarrassing pictures of Tyson.
glitteredvixen06: What do you think of your annoying fangirls? (I'm not one of your hardcore fans)
Kai: I don't know whether to be insulted or to bend down and kiss your feet. I've been waiting for people to see that outside of beyblading I'm not that great. I wish I could kill the lot of my fangirls. Then maybe they'd learn a few lessons.
glitteredvixen06:You're not on steriods are you?
Kai: (Sighs) No.
glitteredvixen06: Finally, what are your thoughts on sweet little Maxie?
Kai: Hm. How do I describe Max... Immature. Too sweet for his own good. But, (Sighs) he's a decent beyblader. He's earned some of my respect in that way.
nightpixie: You belong to such an ugly looking family (eg. voltaire) and look so hot. How come?
Kai: ... (Shrugs)
nightpixie: Don't you think your hair style is weird?
Kai: No. If you'd look around, you might see a few more just as, or 'weirder' than mine. Blind idiot.
angela. star: Kai, what made you hook up with Salima in the first place? (I mean what was the thing about her that attracted you)?
Kai: I don't say things like this often, but it was her eyes. And her shy personality. There are only a few girls I can stand to be around. And... I found a girl I wanted to be around.
angela. star: What are you planning to do to keep Salima safe from your gazillions of Kai-obsessed-freakazoid fan girls? (I mean, who knows what they'll do to get you...)
Kai: Security measures have been taken. Salima has me on call 24 hours a day, and trust me; The girl has protection. I wouldn't let her go without. But honestly; If they were true fans of mine, they'd stand their ground and leave me alone. And let me be happy and live in peace.
angela. star: Did you by any chance get kidnaped by fan girls... Ever?
Kai: No.
angela. star: What would your ideal dating spot be? And are you into drugs?
Kai: My ideal spot is wherever Salima wants to go. And no, I'm not into drugs. (Sighs) Fuckin questions..
angela. star: Are you like of full-Russian origin? Because I'm half-Russian, and HIWATARI, hardly seems like a Russian Surname. So are you like of mix-nationality?
Kai: Nope. Hiwatari is actually a Russian surname. Johnson actually is a Russian surname too, but it doesn't sound like it does it? No. Most people assume Russian surnames have to have the letter 'V' in them such as 'Valkov' or 'Volkova'. But they don't. I'm completely of Russian decent.
angela. star: Why did you team-flip so many times?
Kai: Because it all seemed like good ideas at the time.
angela. star: Since how long have you known Tala? Do you read fan-fics? How do the gay stories of 'you-tala/ray/tyson' make you feel? (I, for being a really big fan, am totally against this...)
Kai: If you're saying 'I don't think you're gay' I might actually be able to put up with you. I am NOT gay, and seeing works of art like that about me is damaging. I've seen the fics, but I don't read them. They would probably make me cry. But as for Tala, well I've known him since we were little, back at the Abbey. We trained together.
angela. star: You are really really awesome, hot, and scrumcilicious KAI... Will you please marry me? ...HUN... I LOVE YOU!
Kai: ...Stay away from me.
angela. star: Okay that was a joke actually. But if you're ever planning to break up with Salima, can you please contact me ...And so for my last question... WHEN WILL YOU BREAK UP WITH HER? And WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN?
Kai: Like I said before; Stay AWAY from me.
StZen: Do you ever somewhat enjoy fame or would you rather everybody just forgot about you? I mean, the cheering crowds must be sort of exciting, right?
Kai: I never said I hated the aspect of having fans. I just don't like over-the-top ones. If everyone forgot about me, the world of Beyblading would end as we know it. Fame, is really hard to talk about. The crowds provide good inspiration before a big battle. But stalkers who follow you home don't. So, I don't really know what to tell you.
StZen: What was going through your mind as you watched Tala being defeated by Kenny? Have you gained a new form of respect for Kenny as a result of that match?
Kai: I guess I always had some sort of respect for Kenny. But watching him defeat Tala... Well... I think Tala was kinda holding back, like he expected an easy match. Then Kenny took advantage of Tala's down time and used it against him. So no, no new respect for Kenny. The kid should be happy with what he's got.
angela. star: I'm sorry... I'm not gonna bug you about 'our wedding' again. Is Tala single...?
Kai: Good. And no. Why don't you just ask him?
angela. star: Kai, you know in the V-force episode, where you were in the school? You were shown with this black spot in your ear... What was that?
Kai: (Sighs) An earring. I got it pierced temporarily. But after Dunga showed up and I knew my career wasn't over, I took it out. Piercings aren't exactly a good thing around the beystadium. Standard safety rules for legal tournaments.
angela. star: In the manga, you already have a son named 'Gou' so... What time are you in? Is it like a time warp thingy?
Kai: No. What the Manga gave us was a chance to write our own story. When they thought 'hey maybe we should give Kai a son!', the dumbass writers decided that they'd better get my imput on the name. Gou. I picked it out. It's also the name Salima and I decided on if we were to ever have kids. And a son.
angela. star: Your supposed to have a son dude! The BB manga epilogue is already written!... OMG. Who's your wife?
Kai: (Rolls his eyes) Salima.
angela. star: What happened to your parents?
Kai: Dead. Grandfather said it was a car accident. Do I believe him? No.
angela. star: Who brought you to Japan?
Kai: Mr. Dickinson.
angela. star: What happened to 'Dranzer' after your battle with Brooklyn? I really don't get it...
Kai: Neither do I. But about a week after the battle, she returned again. I guess perhaps, maybe she'd hit her power limit or something, and needed time to rest. All I know is that she's back.
glitteredvixen06: Where would you place yourself in terms of 'sex drive'?
Kai: I'm not horrifically involved in the sexual desires. I can't say I haven't thought about it. I do. More then you probably think. But, overall, I'm not that type of person. I can take it or leave it.
glitteredvixen06: What's your favorite position?
Kai: I like being on top. It might sound bad, but I think a girl belongs on the bottom. Besides, being on top gives me deep entry. That's what I like.
glitteredvixen06: What's your thoughts on masturbation, and if you do it, how many times do you do it weekly?
Kai: I don't need masturbation. It's a normal thing. But I have my girlfriend. So I don't. Anymore, anyway.
Fernandez: Ever consider about having a relationship between you two? (Referring to Hilary) Salima may be fine but have other thoughts on Hilary?
Kai: No. Hilary works with my team; That's it. I'm not interested in her.
glitteredvixen06: What happened to Voltaire after his team lost in season 1?
Kai: Prison. Obviously, the tournament and the events were broadcasted on national tv. He barely got 2 feet out of his dugout.
glitteredvixen06: 1) So... Ever had any problems 'down there?' 2) If you could have any super power, what would you want it to be? 3) Last time you cried and why?
Kai: No. I'm not unclean. I don't need superpowers. Dranzer's good enough for me. And I can't remember.
juliayuriy: Has Tala, by any chance, ever tried to play a dirty trick on you? What did he do?
Kai: He has. Before I was with Salima, I was like any other guy; I had PlayBoy magazines everywhere. Tala, the fucking jackass, took them all and replaced them with PlayGirls.
Velox: Did Wyatt stare and stalk you all throughout class or lunchtime? Also is your private boarding school as gay as people suspect it is?
Kai: ...No. The school wasn't gay (well actually all schools are gay). But the female floor was below the males'. And yes, Wyatt was very much a stalker. I almost felt like peering over my shoulder every time I took a piss.
SilveryMoonshadow: 1) Say Kai, ever had any sexual dreams involving Miguel? 2) What sports do you play?
Kai: No. Not homosexual, for the last goddamn time. I don't like boys. I like girls. I like my girlfriend, Salima. Sports; Pretty much Beyblade is all. I've tried other sports but I'm not a fan.
Velox: You had a piercing on your right ear commonly known as the GAY SIDE. Did it hurt to get that ear pierced?
Kai: No. And I don't pay attention to what side of the human body is the gay side. It doesn't interest me.
Velox: Why do you like to suck on bits of leaves? It got you the nickname Goat.
Kai: Why do you annoy me so much? It's given you the nickname Loser.
MariamTiarko: You have crimson eyes in season 1, grey in season 2 and violet in season 3. What the fuck can that be? Are you short-sighted or something and don't use glasses but those contact lenses or whatever in different colors?
Kai: If I knew why my eyes changed colors I'd tell you. I have no visual problems; no need for glasses or shit all eye stuff.
MariamTiarko: 1) Now, I'm not sure if you've been asked about your parents, can't remember all those damn questions and their answers . But, what happened to your parents? Who were they? How were they like? Do you miss them? 2) How's it going with you and Salima for the moment? Do you often argue? 3) Do you have any secret siblings or something? 4) Do you know anything embarrassing you want to share with us about some of the other bladers? What about yourself?
Kai: Supposedly they were killed in a car accident. They were fucking James and Lily Potter, it's none of your goddamn business! Salima and I are working fine; and yes we argue; every couple does. One that doesn't is one that isn't gonna work out. But we never fight for long; she's usually the one yelling and I just sorta listen. No.. Why would I have a secret sibling? Here's something embarrassing about Tyson; we were in the restroom at one of our hotels and Tyson was so fat from dinner that he couldn't get his belt off so he could piss, and he ended up pissing his pants. (Smirks)
BloodDiamondX: Do you like Tyson as a friend or do you think he's just plain weird?
Kai: I hate to say it, I honestly do. But Tyson is a friend. We've been through too much together to call eachother something else, I guess... But he's definitely plain weird too.