Boris Balkov

Kai's-Suzaku: Boris are you Ian's dad? O_o
Boris: Me, father a betraying little runt like that? Please tell me you're joking.

Kai's-Suzaku: Boris are you Robert's dad? O_o
Boris: NO!

Kai's-Suzaku: Are you friends with Micheal Jackson? How about Richard Simmons?
Boris: His girly personality creeps me out. Actually, I never thought I'd see someone sicker than me... But the other, no. Never met.

Kai's-Suzaku: What do you think of Chibi Boris and Chibi Voltaire?
Boris: Little bastards.... There can only be one Boris. And that's me.

Kai's-Suzaku: What would you do for a Klondike Bar? o_O
Boris:.......... O . O

Kai's-Suzaku: Do you know how to samba?
Boris: No...? Do I look Italian to you? OR, like a dancer?

Kai's-Suzaku: How old are you anyways?
Boris: ...48... But I look to be in my 20s. (Smirks)

MariamTiarko: Boris, what would you do to a person that tells you, you look the age of 60? Cause I think you do.
Boris: Kill them of course. I'm only 48; like I said above.

glitteredvixen06: 1) You're really not that bad, you know that? 2) What happened to you after BEGA went down? 3) Do you know what happened to Voltaire? 4) What do you think of your fans? 5) What do you think of the Blitzkrieg Boys? Do you think they're better than BEGA?
Boris: ..Of course I'm 'not that bad'; And nothing happened really. I attended court, got sued for a few million dollars for conspiracy theories and then just vacated to my summer house in Venice for parol. Voltaire? Last I'd heard he was jailed, wasn't he? Rumors, rumors.. Fans; that's a lovely word to hear. I'm thankful for them; nice to see that not everyone has their heads up their asses. The Blitzkreig Boys are well, my old boys. I'm impressed to see they've come this far, if not slightly upset that they haven't traveled this road with me; they would be 10 times greater. I have to assume they're better than BEGA, yes... Well not quite actually I know Kai is better; Tala needs work and the others don't quite compare.

addiction4jane: Can I kill you? Fuckin' retard.
Boris: I could ask you the same question.