Robert Jurgen

Kai's-Suzaku: Why are you so annoying? (If you call me uncouth I'll hunt you down and kill you with a spork)
Robert: (Clears throat) UNCOUTH. There is no such thing as a spork. And I'm not the one annoying everyone with too many questions am I? Pity pity. Also, you can TRY to come and find me, and 'spork' me.. But I have bodyguards. Many, many bodyguards.

HallowedInk: Can I call you Robby? xD Is uncouth your favorite word? Don't you think it's a bit... Well, uncouth to call people that the whole time?
Robert: No, you may not call me Robby. It's unprofessional and, UNCOUTH. Besides, 'Uncouth' is sure to become a beyblading timeless classic. Don't you agree? It's not like the word is not well-known.

Kai's-Suzaku: Are your many, many bodyguards trained in squirrelian warfare? If not they're doomed.
Robert: Trust me; YOU are the one who will die in this epic battle. With or without your little scurvy squirrels.

Kai's-Suzaku: Don't you know that sporks are half-spoon and half-fork as well as the main weapons of the chibilonian empire?
Robert: First I was facing squirrels, and now midgets too? Will you pick a goddamn army and stick with it?!

Kai's-Suzaku: Don't you know that I live to ask annoying questions?
Robert: Yes. (Rolls eyes)

Kai's-Suzaku: I'm gonna call you Bob so Bob do you know that calling someone uncouth every 2 minutes is highly uncouth as well as annoying and rude?
Robert: It's nothing compared to your voice and questions. Not to mention you now are also using 'Uncouth' quite often.

glitteredvixen06: What do you think of yaoi fics starring yourself with Johnny? Do you consider them 'uncouth'?
Robert: Well... They aren't exactly something I'd look to read in my spare time...But I don't detest them, for that would be shame upon a large section of my fans. But let me say this; I am NOT in a sexual relationship with Mr. McGreggor. We barely have a friendly relationship..

glitteredvixen06: In season 1 you stated you would face Tyson again... But you never did. Why is this?
Robert: I guess we just never got around to it... We're always so hustling and busy, the both of us... When I'm not being photographed I'm being interviewed. And when Tyson's not eating he's sleeping. Outside of tournaments and filming, that's pretty much the only action we get.

glitteredvixen06: Why does Johnny dress like a ruffian? The rest of you Majestics dress in fancy clothes but Johnny...
Robert: It's JOHNNY. Johnathon McGreggor doesn't do fancy clothes. It would be like Kai Hiwatari trying out for ballet... Oh well. I think it's just the fact that he likes to be seen asa ruffian.

glitteredvixen06: Out of a fist fight between Johnny and Enrique, who do you think would win?
Robert: Aha! Johnny. Enrique would probably try and have his girlfriends protect him, or beat Johnny with their purses or something...

kitsunesk8tr: Going back to the porn/masturbating question, what happened to the 'uncouth, sick, wrong, I have morals' thing from the show?
Robert: I do have morals... But as a male, I have needs too. Sometimes you just can't help yourself.

addiction4jane: Robert, do you ever get called a nazi? Like every German I know, including me...
Robert: I have been before, yes. It is truly a horrible term; being stereotyped after a certain army of bastards. But life is cruel and for every word they have to say about you, you can say something back. I am a firm believe in revenge. Canadians are too nice for their own good. Americans are fat. Scottish people need to learn about underwear. We're not the only ones.