Voltaire Hiwatari
Kai's-Suzaku: What do you think of Chibi Boris and Chibi Voltaire?
Voltaire: WHAT?! YOU DARE TO MAKE AN IMITATION OF ME?! I should find you and kill you! Lock you in a desolate cell of my abbey! I'll have my workers torture you! And then turn you into a homicidal killing machine so your friends and family can die too!......... As for Chibi Boris, well, you can use that little maniac to torture Boris for all I care.
Kai's-Suzaku: Who is your idol?
Voltaire: Hitler.
Kai's-Suzaku: What are you really?
Voltaire: A human. Crossed with an Evil Bastard.
Kai's-Suzaku: How would you feel if I put you on Dr. Phil's show?
Voltaire: You don't have the power to put me anywhere you insolent little brat.
Kai's-Suzaku: Why am I the only one asking you questions?
Voltaire: That's what I'd like to know. (Annoyed grunt)
Kai's-Suzaku: What did you do with Kai's parents?
Voltaire: I didn't do anything with them... A rainy night out driving on a slippery highway did. (Sighs) It wasn't planned. One turn in a 20-mile road and they miss it. I was actually babysitting the little bastard at the time... We got the call around midnight. Poor, poor little Kai... Devastated. (Laughs)
Kai's-Suzaku: Where's your wife?
Voltaire: Dead. (Glares)
Kai's-Suzaku: Were you always such an evil bastard?
Voltaire: Kind of, but it really only showed up when I was a teenager.
Kai's-Suzaku: Do you wear dentures? (Cause I read this story where you were yelling at Kai and your dentures flew out of your mouth xD)
Voltaire: ..No. I do NOT wear dentures. Damn story writers and their false teethness.(Glares)
melissa: Voltaire why did you make Kai into such a cold and heartless blader?
Voltaire: Because I wanted to find a use for the little shit. He was no good as heir, so I decided to make him part of my army. And because cold and heartless people portray bravery and anger.
SouthernDragon: I can see that you like to bring pain to others by torture, etc. If Hitler is your idol and hero, what is your favorite movie? Mine is DragonHeart! Have you seen To Kill A Mockingbird? That's some good stuff! Maybe it'll do you some good to learn about that stuff!
Voltaire: Movies are hard to name for me because I often find I don't have the time. What with prison visits, court dates and new corporations to start. But I will tell you this; those two films were shit. Horrible film making. Especially you're favorite.. But I did see one new movie that I appreciated; it was called Hostel. And I have nothing more to learn that you do to teach me you insulant brat.