100 one shots

I do not own Nintendo

Hey I'm not in America right now so I have way more time to write! But after I get back you can expect one once a week.

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Ike stared at the battle in the arena below, Sheik was beating Marth's ass. Ike just chuckled. He leaned with one hand one the railing. But just before Sheik delivered the final blow he felt himself get pushed. He almost fell over the rail, but last second someone grabbed the back of his shirt. As he was pulled back up he saw a flash of green.

"Link you bitch!" Said Ike angrily

Link just laughed.

"I'm not kidding! You almost made me do a face plant in to concrete and I missed the end on the match!" said Ike still steaming

"We all know you like marth…" said link sarcastically

"Oh shut up!" Said Ike, as he blushed

"I'm kidding I'm kidding, don't get your headband in a twist! I know you like sheik… and so does basically everyone else." Said link

"Oh shut up!" said Ike clenching his fist. "I do not like her!"

"Really? Get real Ike you stare at her, like a creeper may I add. And you told Roy and he told me…" said link

"I'm going to kill him!" said Ike "any way, next brawls between me and Kirby."

"Good luck." Said Link

"He's just a pink marshmallow, I'll be fine." Said Ike

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Ike was going to his brawl; he was now below the bleachers. He had no idea why they still brawled in a stadium, the only spectators was other brawlers. 8,000 some seats for like 40 people? It just didn't make sense to him. As he stared at the bleachers he walked right into Sheik.

"I'm sorry." Said Sheik

"It's ok, oh Sheik good job killing marth." He said

"Thank you. Good luck facing Kirby." Said Sheik

"He's a pink cotton ball, why does everyone keep wishing me luck?" he asked

"Kirby is a tuff battle." She said

Just then Ike got an idea.

"Sheik I bet you that I can beat him." Said Ike

"What do you mean bet?" she asked

"After this battle we go get lunch, If I beat him you pay, If he wins I pay." Said Ike

"Ok, I'm hungry anyway. I'll be in the stands." She said

Sheik left and Ike went on to his battle. Ike was pretty happy, he was going out to dinner with Sheik and he was going to win this match easy. The only thing Shiek didn't tell Ike was Kirby had beaten her before.

"3, 2, 1, GO!" said the announcer.

In the stands Sheik, Zelda, Samus, Pikachu, Peach stood watching.

"Kirby is so adorable!" said Zelda

"Ya." Agreed Samus

"Pikachu!" said Pikachu

"More than one thing can be adorable Pikachu." Said Samus

In the battle Kirby turned into a rock hitting Ike directly in the head.

"He is so going to lose!" Said Sheik

"Yup!" said Peach

Kirby pulled out his sword, slashing Ike in the ribs. Ike flew backwards of the stage.

"Winner Kirby!" said the announcer.

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As Ike left the stage someone threw an icepack at him, he grabbed it and pressed it to his head.

"So how does it fell? Getting your but beat by a pink cotton ball and the losing your money." Said Sheik

Ike looked at her "Why are there two of you sheik?" he said

"Very funny." She said and hit his stomach playfully.

"Ow!" Ike said clenching his stomach

"Well let's go I'm hungry!" she said