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Is This a College?

Chapter 8: That Girl?

It's obvious to say then that I like Eucliwood Hellscythe. It was not having that feeling where butterflies are in your stomach nor is my heart throbbing to see her more. The feeling I had is more of a feeling that says you're fond of her and you want to let her be to continue her graceful dance through life. Cheesy line I know, but still the truth.

But it wasn't the time to really dwell on that, yet. I had started making more enemies than I thought I could in the blink of an eye. The school had rejected me and my friends at the hands of one person. One that left not only me and my friends in shock, but Yoruno as well.

We were at our same bench and next to the same soda machine, having a decent conversation on the now upcoming exams. It was just like that, at this specific moment, she decided to make her red carpet appearance. A girl with a light brown hair made her approach. She had stopped right in front of us and starred down to me.

Though I did not notice her staring at meet first, I did acknowledge that when she addressed me. "You are the one known as Ayumu Aikawa, right?" her voice asked innocently.

While I had nodded, Eu had nudged me and lifted up a note. 'Send her away NOW Ayumu!'

I wondered what could possibly be so bad about this seemingly innocent girl. My question was half-answered when she suddenly pulled my head into her… assets. She started saying in her innocent voice, "So you're the boy I heard so much about!"

I was stuck for half of a minute of suffocation before she finally released me from my soft prison. She stared down at me with a show-off sort of face and said, "Bit frisky, don't you think? You shouldn't shove your face in other girl's breasts."

I turned to her and yelled, "Whose fault would that be!?"

She merely turned to Eu and the others and acted shock, "Oh, you have company."

I turned and gave Eu the 'Help me' look. But her gaze was fixed on this girl with the intent to kill in her eyes. I hadn't really noticed how this girl was pulling me towards her. She looked towards Eu and put on a devilish smile and said in a not-so-innocent tone, "Eu!? Is that you? My lord you have certainly been well. You look healthy and skinny with no ounce of fat on you."

I could already tell that this girl was bad news. I tried to pull away but she had me in an iron grip. I looked to Haruna and mouthed, 'Get her away from me!' Haruna nodded and stood up, "In case you haven't noticed, you have our idiot in your arms!"

Though I understood well that was just nickname to her, I couldn't help but feel insulted slightly. The girl didn't release her grip and, instead, said, "Why would I do that? He clearly is enjoying himself between my two pillows."

I stared up at her with a look of shock on my face. I was really pissed that I was always the one to have to take mental and physical punishment. I looked up to her and said, "I would really appreciate it if you would release me, please?"

She looked down at me and put on a sad and pouty face, "You big meanie! Do you not enjoy this warm embrace? I'm so sorry!"

With that she released me and looked like she was tearing up. My first instinct was feeling bad for her, but that was held off by Eu. She grabbed my shoulder and held up a note. 'Don't trust any of her tricks. She is nothing but a liar.'

After showing me the note, she stood up and held up a note to the said girl. 'Leave us be Kyoko, we don't want you here.'

Eu turned around and gestured for us to get up and follow her. I could only assume that she was going to lead us away, but the girl grabbed both of Eu's shoulders and hissed into her ear, "Is this about what happened with Yoruno. Admit it, you were never gonna forever love a guy like him."

That was when it hit me. Kyoko was the person who had stolen Yoruno from Eu. The one who made Eu a mute. The supposed highschool beauty.

Eu had yanked herself out of Kyoko's grip and turned and, surprisingly, yelled, "GO TO HELL!"

Kyoko had merely smiled and said, "Well it's true, you two couldn't have possibly lasted this long."

Eu merely looked and gave and out of character smile that said 'who cares', "I don't think I would have either. I found someone that crumbles Yoruno's image to dust."

We all looked to Eu with surprised eyes. Kyoko had changed her eyes to something I had seen in Yoruno. She wanted something. "And just who would that be?"

Eu opened her mouth to say something, but stopped and blushed. I hadn't known what she was going to say, but I did know it would probably send a counter-attack to Kyoko. I gave Eu a pat on the back and said quietly, "Say something that will hit her right where it hurts."

Eu looked to me with a small smile and nodded. She turned with all confidence and might and said, "I HAVE AYUMU AIKAWA!"

That I did not expect. I turned with wide eyes to Eu and pointed to myself. She kept her smile with a small blush and nodded. I began to sort out the logic in my head. Yoruno was basically her lovey-dovey boyfriend who was supposedly inseparable from her. She said I put that to shame? It was there and then I blushed heavily and looked to see the other's reactions.

Haruna had looked at her with a rare surprised face with no hint of aggression. Seraphim had her mouth wide open with gawking eyes. Yuki and Sarasvati had that surprised but not-so-surprised look on their faces. I looked back to Eu who was standing with confidence and that same blush a shade redder. Kyoko was unaffected from Eu's revelation. "Is that so? Well he certainly is handsome… Well, what the heck? I guess I'll take him."

The six of us just stared at her, confusion spelled out in giant letters. Eu started to grind her teeth and stared intently, "Why do you want him?" she breathed out with a ferocious hiss,

Kyoko straightened her back out and simply said, "Look at me, I'm a person who is beautiful and has led a privileged life. The simple fact is that I want what I don't have. Before, back in highschool, I had admirers, friends, top grades, and, of course, looks."

Eu slowly pulled her fists up in what looked like a fighting stance, "You didn't answer my question."

Kyoko merely raised both hands to calm Eu down, "Let me finish. What I didn't have was a boyfriend who looked at me like a diamond, like Yoruno for example," as she said this she slowly turned away, "I was envious of the relationship you had with him, so I took him."

She raised up one finger and said forcefully, "However..! He only looked at me and was happy for merely having the diamond he had. He didn't respect it, he just wanted it," slowly turned and said, "Now you have someone who puts Yoruno to shame. I can only imagine the respect he must give to those he must date."

I quickly raised my hand to this and said simply, "I'm going to be honest, I never had a girlfriend before."

Eu merely shushed me and turned back to face Kyoko, "So, to be put bluntly, you want whatever treats you or makes you look special and precious at the same time?"

Kyoko shrugged with a smile on her face and said, "Actually, I want to not only have those things but also be looked as someone who is number one. Someone who is put above all things and receives anything she want from anyone she wants them from."

I had enough of her rambling on about the subject. I just wanted to get out of this situation, "I had enough of this, why don't we all just turn and walk away?"

Seraphim nodded to this, "I, too, have had enough of the current situation."

Kyoko just shook her head, "Not without Ayumu agreeing to the terms of being with me."

She was really sounding like a spoiled brat and, my god, it was annoying. I shook my head and said angrily, "No way. I am not some item to trade around. Do you really think that I would give you the respect you want if you treat me like how you treat others?" she was going to reply but I didn't give her a chance, "I don't think so! I will not sit back and watch you bully me and others so you can fulfill your greedy desires! So why don't you leave us alone you witch!"

I said exactly what was on my mind exactly. I believe my point struck Kyoko like a train. She turned and said threateningly, "No one treats me like you just did… You will regret it… Ayumu Aikawa," and with that she walked away.

The others and I were all walking out of the school building with fist clenched in rage. Kyoko hadn't been lying when she said we wouldn't like what came out of my outburst. She started mouthing off many wild rumors on how we were bullying a sweet and innocent girl like her. Though teachers smartly overlooked the obvious gossip, the student body itself seemed to deliberately show hate against us and anyone who talks with us.

I thought my friends would hate me for dragging them into this when they clearly didn't want to be. The exact opposite happened instead… a little too opposite for my liking.

When Haruna and I were alone she said, "Though you may be an idiot, you better accept the fact that you are partly my idiot."

She literally just confessed some kind of possessiveness she has over me and said so without so much as blushing and walked away like nothing happened.

Seraphim had pulled aside during lunch and said forcefully, "The game has finally started you piece of shit. The reward of the game is you affections and Eucliwood and Haruna and I are all the lead competitors in this game. Best choose soon."

Eu had remained silent, but would cast me a knowing eye every now and then. I knew all these girls were now in some kind of competition to steal my affections. The thing that was annoying was the fact I already knew who I liked. I liked Eucliwood Hellscythe. She has long and beautiful white hair, admirable blue-violet eyes, and a personality that treats the honest person equally.

I did know that I had to find out why Kyoko is here and that I still had a score to settle with Yoruno. It didn't occur to me right away but I eventually noticed how Kyoko immediately knew my full name. It hurt my brain thinking about it. How and why did she know my name? It was going to be one helluva week. What with this strange mystery, settling a score with Yoruno, choosing one of my best friends and, the saddest one, preparing for exams.

(A/N)- DeviantArt, thank you, plans, ambitious much: Greetings to those who are reading this… dramatic… thingy. I am a Muffin and I say all this to you.

Not only do I write but I also make pictures too. I have posted this story on and am drawing random stuff… yep.

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Plans… I am still planning out one-shots from a few people at the moment, and to those people I ask that you be patient because I am currently waiting for the light bulb in my head to turn on. Just a little longer.

NEW FICTIONS COMING!? I am certainly ambitious. I plan to juggle all these stories and your requests while riding a unicycle. My next project once this story is done will be probably the biggest surprise yet. I will tell you this much, it is a combination of many video games and a few anime's. Many OCs in it to. I may send you an email asking request from a few of you to ask you something too so look out for that.

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