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Is This a College?

Chapter 10: This Day?

I didn't expect it to happen… I didn't want anything to happen… But life doesn't work that way, does it...? Now I lay, bleeding on the University's roof… Beside another person who is either unconscious or dead…

Today, exactly one week after Eu and I's first date, we had all met at our usual place beside the soda machine on a bench. We had just finished exams and were discussing how we all thought we did, when Kyoko had, somewhat, galloped to us. She didn't look the way she did before. She looked… troubled compared to the cocky smirk she usually had on. She had said in a monotone voice, "I'd like to apologize for… you know… bullying you guys."

We all just stared at her. Eu and Seraphim looked doubtful, Haruna looked mildly confused, Yuki and Sarasvati were still considering what she said, and as for me, I didn't believe it either. But the words that came out of my mouth decided to humor her, "I guess… I forgive you?"

She nodded with that trouble look and said, "Eu, can you meet me in the auditorium? I know I don't deserve a second chance after everything I've done. But… Please?"

Eu looked to me for guidance in the current situation. I thought those two should fix things, so I had nodded to her and smiled. Eu looked to Kyoko and said softly, "I… accept…"

Kyoko smiled in a lot less troubled tone. But something was still off about her. She had galloped off and went on her merry way. Eu had looked to me doubtfully. I merely raised both my hands and said, "I think you two should make up. It could relieve a lot of stress for you both!"

She just sighed, smiled and nodded.

I regret encouraging her.

I remember escorting Eu to the auditorium. It wasn't even a minute afterwards when I heard a scream echo from the building. I had rushed to the auditorium and opened its door to see Kyoko on top of Eu with her hands to her throat. She looked completely crazed and was muttering something I couldn't hear.

I immediately ran over and shoved her off. I pulled Eu up, franticly, and asked, "What happened!?"

Eu didn't respond she instead pulled me into a run to the exit. Sadly, the exit was in Kyoko's direction, the only other exit led into the school building. We took our chances and ran. As we opened and closed the doors, I heard Kyoko laughing insanely and saw her getting up to give chase. We didn't run straight, we zigged and zagged through the corridor trying to lose her. We found the cafeteria and hid in it. We ducked under the table closest to the door and listened.

I considered us jumping her on her next pass, but with Eu still clutching her throat and me an average athlete. I suspected that we would just get overpowered and strangled. I don't know what caused this sudden change in her behavior. She had seemed so calm earlier. Now she became a sudden psycho who wants to kill us. It was then that I realized that I could send a text to someone and call the police.

I called Haruna's phone, if anyone could save us it was the person who was as stubborn as a mule. To my horror, I received a voicemail. I immediately yelled into the phone, not caring if Kyoko could hear me or not, "Haruna you need to answer the damn phone! Please Haruna pick up the phone!"

I heard a click on the other end, "Ayumu, what do you want? Sera and I are watching our show…"

I didn't give her time to talk anymore, "Haruna, for God's sake, call the police and send them to the cafeteria immediately!" I heard a pound on the cafeteria door and it squeaked open to reveal Kyoko, who looked at us with insane eyes. "Haruna, please call them now!"

Kyoko charged me and tackled me to the ground muttering under her breath, "…has everything I want… I can take it… It's mine… IT'S MINE!"

She was clearly insane at the moment, and was beginning to strangle me in front of Eu. My vision started to fail and blur, but Eu did something to knock her off. Eu had pulled me up and dragged me over the counter to the kitchen. Kyoko dove right next to us and made grabs for us. Eu brought me to my feet and yelled out, "The door!"

I looked towards the said door and ran for it. When I grabbed the knob, I was horrified to realize it was locked. I turned to see Kyoko grinning with a knife from the counter. I took Eu and threw her over the counter as she charged. She swung the knife and missed. In her frenzied state, she began knocking items and objects left and right. I jumped over the counter and ran towards the cafeteria exit and dragged Eu through.

We made our way to the staircase to the roof. We had unintentionally trapped ourselves. We could hear Kyoko murmuring behind us. We ran to the far side and looked for any exit that didn't involve a suicidal attempt at jumping off the roof. Kyoko had emerged and charged Eu. Before the knife made contact with Eu, I grabbed Kyoko's arm and pulled it away.

The next moment happened so fast.

I felt a numbness in my stomach area…

I looked down…

And there was a knife planted in my stomach.

I backed up in shock and saw Kyoko smiling insanely. I looked behind her to see Eu covering her mouth. I fell forward a bit and staggered. Kyoko turned to Eu and walked towards her, continuing her muttering, "…I don't have anything… You have what I want… I want what I want… Give me what I want…"

I looked for anything to save Eu. There was nothing I could use except… the knife currently in my stomach. I went to grab it, but felt a roaring pain in my stomach. I looked back to Eu to see her throat being grabbed and crushed beneath Kyoko. I breathed, bit my lip, grabbed the knife and pulled with all my might. My jaw clenched and I could feel blood being drawn from my lip but I didn't stop.

Kyoko kept muttering.

I continued pulling.

Eu's struggling began to falter.

I continued pulling and marched towards Kyoko.

Eu's struggling had stopped.

I gave one final yank and the knife flew out with my own blood. I dashed toward Kyoko and launched the knife into Kyoko's stomach. She launched away from Eu in shock, the crazy grin gone and her eyes widened and dis-frenzied. She fell back and landed back first onto the ground. My legs, in there weakened state, also crumpled beneath my own weight. We both laid there and breathed heavily. I whispered out, "Why?"

Kyoko turned her head in my direction weakly. She stared at me for a moment before saying, "I… wanted what I… couldn't have…" she sniffed. I had started to feel pity for the person who might who just might have killed me and possibly my girlfriend. I wasn't sure if I should be ashamed or just continue pitying her. She breathed again, "Eu seemed so happy… she had friends… a boyfriend… and happiness… she had everything… I didn't…"

She trailed off and closed her eyes. I wasn't sure if she was unconscious or she… passed on.

So now I sit here, bleeding, wondering where the hell Haruna is with the police and possibly an ambulance. I stared up to the sky and noticed that it was dusk. I looked to the side and saw Eu shuffling a bit in her unconscious state.

I started to black out.

I heard ringing in my ears.

My eyes faded into darkness.

I heard running feet.

I blacked out.

(A/N): SECOND-LAST CHAPTER, TWO ENDINGS!? BULLSH*T ON MY PART- Greetings. I. Have. Given. You. A. Gumdrop. Ending. 8^3 (Bah-Ram)

This is the technical second-last chapter… First story ending approaching… yep… Why am I still typing?

There will be two different endings. One happy. The other sad. Or you can suggest a bittersweet one for me to type up… I don't mind help.

If you think this story sucks now, well I don't blame you. It was bullsh*t drama on my part and I apologize. But I plan to see this story through and write the rest. If you accept this, thank you. If you don't like it but respect it as my story, thanks anyways. If you're going to complain and demand retypes, f*ck you.

Jared be trippin' and typin'… yo… yo…

-Jared (Spazeman)